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[Among Us Gaming]

STOP POSTING

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Shoutouts to @Admiral Throbnelius for the formatting advice, @Osama Bin Laden for calling me jewish nigger

 

[Super Malario]

Tariffs imposed, human imagination most affected.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Lol should I want to see this vantablack warfare? Shiieeeeettt.

So this…is the power of BBC? I. kneel…

Please. PLEASE just say constipated.

lesbianchemicalplant: i.e. you conceptualize trans women as Having The Rape Organ

Piratesoftware: If it makes you feel any better, I didn't text you anything after that last happy birthday so it's still the same one. It still counts.

Then he started deliberately pissing in the seats. The drivers caught onto it being on purpose

Two inches is big for a clitoris.
Not sure "boner" is the right word for whatever she experienced.

due to having a medical condition known as "being a retarded 18-year-old,"

They bald and get an ass bush and think everyone lusts over their lil yeti asses.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Tera mogger inhib stack (not recommended)

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I believe that people are free to live however they want. Boys can be girls. Girls can be cats. I celebrate diversity and gladly would welcome a black transgender latinx lesbian women into my home. But when it comes to Christians... They have no place in my neighborhood! Get the fuck out! Go worship Jesus somewhere else! This neighborhood welcomes ALL people, and that means no white Christians!

 

[Gentlebastard]

I guess back into the Kanji mines I go, for the eighth time I will try and probably fail to learn japanese.

Wait a second... there are no black pieces on this board?

I will not stand for this depiction of white-on-white chess violence.

Remember, if you believe you're superior to other people you are therefore physically incapable of accepting food from them. Real racists only accept Aryan prepared food.

I walked into a soul food restaurant in my Klan robes and shouted "I HATE NIGGERS SO GODDAMN MUCH" and they sat me down and gave me chicken and waffles.

 

[invisibult plus+]

..that's what a friend is? Gee do you NOT know how friendship works? Go watch My Little Pony G4 , they can teach you.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Trump managed to get world leaders to thank him for only putting the tip in.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The true power of semen retention is being able to tear a plastic bag to more messily pour your cocoa krispies.

 

[CaddestSlown]

My breakfast of radiator cooked street rocks and dead rat was very delicious

squirrel stew is better than what you'd think.

America has literally no natural resources other than niggers, we're doomed.

THE BOOTS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

 

[Fred Jones -Traplord]

All of a sudden? They've always been a nation of barely literate, never sober, rape apes.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

I want to eat fresh cooked banker pork rinds. If God is Good I hope my humble prayer be answered.

Hauptsturmführer Josef Mond strikes again.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Now that I think about it, I had the misfortune of being forced to be around a severely autistic woman in public just a few days ago

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

I saw some slippers from a brand called "Cumswarm" and now I can't NOT think about doing degenerate shit to my girlfriend's shoes.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Your opinion is discarded however I will not call you a nigger out of respect for the Smash 64 community.

We are going to goon our way to death because of feminism.

 

[Harm]

I realized I was a furry when I saw in pictures I made when little, that my imaginary friend was some sort of golden canine-like beast with huge fangs and sharp teeth, bulky like a freight train, and red triangular eyes.

And despite all of that, she was like an astral mother for me, defending me like a pup until she accidentally burned a curtain, and my mother kicked her out.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Im sure it still smells better than Biden's penis

 

[Random Internet Person]

what a horrifically depressing thread

I broke my asshole for internet points

 

[seri0us]

“To defeat the pedo, we must become the pedo.”