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[Metamorpho]

Nazi rats? Welcome back, art spiegelman!

 

[Cnidarian]

The worst part about being Taylor Swift is that I have to constantly perform and record my own music, and I hate that shit.

 

[Pedophobe]

The milk keeps on flowing lmfao

Another eerie detail: the children’s reaction to grass. According to authorities, they touched it like it was something they had never experienced before.

Being a selfish asshole is not a disorder.

Homie's getting extremely close to appending all of his statements with "Stalker Child."

 

[Dr. Butt]

I have a theory you can count the wrinkles on Zacs forehead like the rings on a tree to tell you how many times Tony has rejected him sexually this week

 

[Arrival]

One time at band camp I stuck a flute in my pussy.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Prove I'm a pedophile.

I'll start directly by saying that hebephilia and pedophilia is all the fucking same. Even if I also know that the concept of teenhood is extremely recent─By the Earth's age standards.

 

[DickMain]

1. Age gap legality

Harassed by Assassin’s Creed gamers, a professor fought back with kindness
Associated Press (archive.ph)

 

[Oliver Onions]

Don't worry about it.
You are Jewish no-one expected you to have any morals.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

the moral of this thread is to let kiwifarms plan your wedding. absolutely nothing will go wrong.

when she tries to be sexy (ie her onlyfans content) she looks like she's being held at gunpoint (which given Hasan's preferences is probably why she thinks she has a shot)

i'll give her $20 but i'm not being a stepdad

Everyone who goes to therapist comes out theraped.

Don't be bigger, just say nigger. Catchy, good slogan.

I could never be a psychologist because I would start throwing fists.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Make some borscht you dumb hoe

 

[30+GameOvers]

I swear these people dont want movies they just want to watch gay porn at this point

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

When all of you inevitably end up angering the wrong person and die, it will be so funny to me.

I'd rather be a racist than a cat rapist.

lol no you didn't. We just saw you in stream chat talking about how much you like dog cock.

 

[Hitman One]

I come to this thread for news on the nigger shouting chick and end up getting instead a couple dudes arguing about the genetic differences of people hailing from two tiny villages inside Poland I've never heard of. This website is great

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Chongqing]

So PPP is like... he's overweight.... not that there's anything wrong with that. To all my overweight viewers, big is beautiful... But ummm, he's got a lot of problematic moments.

This is Ian Jomha doing a hypothetical Content Cop on the Kino Casino.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Yeah, but not within 100 feet of a puppet show or graveyard...

I know what Dxf means. What does ∂ mean? Or even just explain how to draw the transition matrix P from a Markov chain for Ω = {1, 2, 3, 4, 5} with X equivalent to the set of (X0, X1, …, Xt, …) ∈ Ω you gay little monkey.

Like, a sperm in every anus.

I GET HANGED, YOU GET HANGED, EVERYONE GETS A CAR!

 

[Colon capital V]

you people do not know me, you will never know me. you will never in your entire life know me personally. You don't know how I act irl, or behave, or compose myself around others. I don't know why any of you even try to take the moral highground when your logic is based in the most retarded shit imaginable.

again, no you don't. That's not how the world works you fucking tard. people are complex, and you all decide to read the book by it's cover cuz you want to spin a narrative that's negative for the sake of entertainment. You really don't think I realize everything you do is bullshit?

can you please all kill yourselves for the betterment of mankind

is that not retarded and a waste of time what am I not getting here.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

You don't want "decency" or "rules"; you want power bottoms who will do your bidding.

Don't presume to lecture me on anything, let alone my own life experience. Your idea of "Middle America" is Chicago.

It's not edgy teen angst. It's reciprocating the vulgar, callous arrogance you have given us for years.

You ignored our concerns and even gaslit us, telling us not to believe our hallucinating eyes.

You, who are without mercy, empathy, or fairness, now plead for it?

 

[Thé au lait]

I hurt my foot so of course @Lifeguard Hermit has to out-do me by DYING OF FUCKING PNEUMONIA:

Hopefully he's okay.

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My onlyfans wife has ordered me to
Disclose my bigoted crimes to you
I was bad, but now I'm good
Now I do what Anus says I should
You know I'm trying my best to be
Upstanding member of society
I don't want to get in trouble
I'm morally required to do the Empathetic Shuffle

ETA:

Mother nature gave me the gift on my birthday one time, so now I litter.

Did they think it was a nigger egg?

We starting getting romantic about two months in and it was magical. I was doing things and seeing shit I never was before. She would tell me about her music, I would tell her about the jews. She would tell me about her childhood, and I would make fun of jeets. She told me all about her favorite artists, I told her the story of Nick Rekieta.

Great job throwing the thread off the rails and providing 0 evidence. Keep going. You're one more post away.

Racism is stored in the balls.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Now this requires some nuance, but I specifically voted for this entire cancerous cabal to be jettisoned into the sun.

I don't have enough slurs and expletives in my vocabulary to truly express my disgust at these parasitic vultures.

Are you telling me you're not too good for Pawn Stars?

It never fails to enrage me in less than two minutes, keeping me sharp, on the edge, where I need to be

You can tell this was spoken by someone who never in his life has once clocked the fact someone was laughing at him, not with him.

When I visit my mother in her care home, I give her a capsule summary and the high points of a different lolcow each time. I love making her day with crazy lolcow tales and if she was 20 years younger and not a technophobe, she'd be on here shitposting with us.

His speech used to be like a whole register higher. Now its basically death gurgles.

This is a guy who will brag about how he eats only meat while holding a fork full of potatoes, then exercise damage control by smugly claiming that he was ackchully eating a pile of cold butter; and shouldn't we all feel foolish for doubting the one, honest man scooting the earth.

To be fair most men are mogged by Fred Flintstone. Loving wife and family, lives next door to his best friend, steady job, able to maintain a social life despite having a family (and without letting it affect his ability to be a family man), an avid sportsman, Fred's got it all.