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[UnsufficentBoobage]

A few months ago, I was in my favorite grocery store looking over my favorite condiment, bacon

Just bring back beatings, if you're this far gone the only remedy is an ass whopping. They need to told to grab a switch, even if they bring back a Nintendo beat them with it until you can see the buttons on there ass

makining

 

[Dr. Butt]

I feel terrible saying this, but those are not cute babies.

This mulatto and her ginger monkey needs to be beaten down by a corn-rowed dashiki'ed tribal queen who thinks that you can turn off your period by eating pomegranates or some shit.

 

[Tablet County]

He started booking it out of Chile with his best bottle of wine in hand as soon as that call ended like some sort of Forest Gump-Lightbringer beaner lovechild, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. The Nicaraguans are pissed. Peru is fucking GONE. And the Panama Canal is a gaping Pananal Fissure.

Futaloving Cockmaster has 152k subscribers, not 515.

This is a lot of words to convince me why liking a chick who has a cock isn't somehow gay

Sorry, I went and LISTENED AND WATCHED THE VIDEO to this song, and decided I'm going to have to kill you now.

Transgenderism and its consequences have been a disaster for slightly weird looking people.

Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Pain and Emasculation of outrageous Cucking, Or to take a dick gainst one's own rectum?

Never did I ever say I liked poop, just that I understand the mentality of some folks who might.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

System continues being system. Grows big, continues growing. Instead of censor, they divide you into different place. You feel free but not. Paradise prison. Use your example, poop porn place made, becomes industry, becomes system, now censoring anti-poop porn. You understand?

I am dissapointed. Discussion could have been plenty. Now I see this is only ballad of pooplover.

Quoting Spergatory posts is a Herculean task...

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

"Your honor, I was fighting robots, actually"

This is the first time I discovered Touhou was a game and not a tag on Japanese porn.

In states that don't have a massive number of Mennonites, it's rape.

Getting what I voted for is so based.

There is no god.
You cannot look at furries and tell me that there is a god.

I'm unsure how seriously you can take someone in a cartoon sparkle wolf costume.

ok nigga that's why i was asking questions i'm not a fucking law nerd

Ignoring all the other extremely haram things in that spoiler, nigga you fap to the bird thing from foster's home? That genuinely made me lmao.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Shut up faggot

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I came into this thread thinking some batshit insane, antinatalist elf larper was behind this

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Quick, from what shithole country are you from?

Just because I'm a fujoshi doesn't mean I have to care about this.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

around elves
watch yourselves!

 

[Tablet County]

Well well well, turns out Anal Violence is an actual pedophile. That's neat.

Do you outsource every one of your opinions to faggots on the internet or just the stupid ones?

I have come to make a peace offer. If you agree to put mashed potatoes down your throat tube and film it I agree not to post anything about you or on your profile or thread for 7 (seven) hours. Including bathroom breaks.

You're still seething about some shit I don't even remember?

 

[monstrous bubo]

he alternates between looking like an Alabaman sex offender and a Floridian sex offender

 

[Big Nasty]

It's some shitass horny hack of King's Quest IV

 

[Sperg Spectating]

A sudden, but not painful blow went to his left asscheek, making him gasp in surprise, immediately opening his eyes and looking back with the rear of his eyes, seeing that his dad had spanked him. “I am gonn’ slap the faggot outta you, son”

 

[stupid frog]

"I should be gay, but instead I pretend to be a lesbian with other men."

extremely funny to be responding to yaba saying it must be a lie because chantal is too fat and disgusting for any man to be gross and desperate enough to touch her with ACTUALLY, I WAS, BITCH

 

[Pedophobe]

Very heartwarming how this site houses all sorts of political ideologies from all sides of the aisle, differing opinions, countries, people, all united in thinking trannies are pretty gross.

 

[Tablet County]

A sudden, but not painful blow went to his left asscheek, making him gasp in surprise, immediately opening his eyes and looking back with the rear of his eyes, seeing that his dad had spanked him. “I am gonn’ slap the faggot outta you, son” he said, in a rather mocking but serious tone.

Dammit I'm late.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's called mexiCAN not mexi-drive-your-boat-into-a-bridge-endangering-the-lives-on board.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Haha I can snap your arms like twigs if you think of escaping me I am bigger than you lol you soulless bipedal incubator

The permanent nerve damage from where she bit the shit out of my finger will be a lasting testament to the impact she had on my life.

 

[Tablet County]

The "story" of Stalker 2 can be summed up as "Guy's apartment gets blown up. Wants new apartment."

"You don't remember that time you went into the Blumboshitto thread and called me a faggot before talking about Cheesypotatochud? I do, pal."

 

[DumbDude43]

"Hookers of Nevada, unite! You have nothing to lose but the contents of your stomach!"