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[JustSomeDong]

You got what you wanted, you got a faggot raging, now focus on someone else.

 

[PhoBingas]

What if I'm against marrying your cousin but I'm pro fucking your cousin recreationally?

 

[obsdj]

Plaintiff meant to file a reasonable case, but never did.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even the most reddity redditor used to have the ability to call bad things bad, and fat people fat.

Tranny scat and fart fetishist upset that he's facing transphobia in the poop and fart community.

 

[Statix_Shark]

WHAT in the insane nigger hell IS that thing? You could land a fucking A380 on the space between that object's nose and eyes!

 

[JustSomeDong]

If you're wondering

Yes, I do have autism.

 

[Warai Otoko]

People crying about loli are often not genuine and this is more evidenced by the fact Josh himself is a Shotocon

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The only time my bookshelves ever got me un-laid was because the Derrida section was as long as a woman's arm.

I wish I had a rape coordinator, I need some pointers and some rape tips and tricks.

Colleges haven't been that prestigious in over a decade, in my opinion. If I could graduate then they haven't been gatekeeping hard enough.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

"i am interested in throwing up"

 

[NuIItley]

I've never been this depressed in these last 48 hours than i've been in my entire life. Please just leave me the fuck alone man I'm tired of this shit.

 

[Lewisite]

G-U-A-N-T-U-M-P-H-Y-S-I-C-S

Too far out from and below her face to be blinking eyes, and now the octopi are attacking her. And back to some weird finger wiggling.

MEASURE DRINKING* PARENT SAME** SUN DINOSAUR

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

What smells like bad cootchie is probably just the local fishermen hawking their wares

That's fine, move to a country with more than two cows.

SO YALL SCANDINAVIAN PRUDE NIGGAS THINK MY MEMES ARE ISLAMIC AND LUNACY AND AUTISM BISH??
I SEE HOW IT BE LIKE
LETS TAKE THAT TO THA MAX, KF NIGGA ASS BISHES

FIRST: SWEDISH TRANCE

THEN CRINGE BOYFRIEND GUY FROM 1000 YEARS AGO

im out of ideas

this post was sponsored by anime

Your options in America are tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes, or suffering the indignity of living within smelling distance of New York City.

Modern vending machines are garbage. Won’t take an old bill. Won’t take a slightly crumpled bill. Won’t take a bill that once thought about being crumpled. The robot arm breaks if you look at it wrong. Coins? Vanish into the void with zero indication the slot’s jammed, so naturally everyone just keeps feeding it like it’s a slot machine. And forget trying to shake your soda loose—these things are reinforced like bank vaults. You’ll get nothing.

. NIGGER I JUST WANT SOCKS!

I was even banned from watching The Weather Channel because I would do nothing but talk about the weather

 

[Haramburger]

stop admitting to committing crimes on my fucking website

 

[vomitusdeux]

Fucker's pregnant with his 4th chin.

Me (woman) with my future 7ft tall big tiddy amazon gf (woman) commiting unspeakable feverishly passionate homosexual acts (not gay)

I’m sorry, polyamorous nun flag? Nigger what?

To fuck an Amazon would be on my bucket list.

So a bunch of fat retards bullied a fat crippled retard to suicide, except for the skinny bald retard who was the fat crippled retard's friend and some half-nigger retard made a video about it and now all the fat retards who bullied the crippled retard are mad?

I’ve seen enough. Hasan, your punishment is a 24 hour ban (reduced to 13 hours due to good behavior). Please do NOT have any more jews killed under ANY circumstances or there will be further repercussions.

Watermelon twitter is going to be extra insufferable for the next couple of weeks.

"I'll let you have Barb back if you shove a jazz record up your butt."

He's Stuck in Lugia's Stomach alone....

lol ur mad because ur cripple? or indian?

faggots faggoting up the faggot thread? well bust my faggots and call me a faggot.

Are you implying that you reused an alias of yours for said scat porn account? Look at the title of the thread.

Noisily crapping your pants could be considered culturally acceptable, but it would still be disgusting.

You don't get it bro. She was John Wick with pigtails. Agent 47 with a wig on. Jack Reacher if he had to sit down to piss.
If bro said that child was in control, I believe him ️

Could have happened to anyone, even a skinny Russian man

That's liek the ONE boner that wouldn't be sexual in this situation.

I am not Chinese and I would not have sex with him.

Get some dick, since you're a bottom and leave me alone.

I have spent enough time beating off gayboys (no not in that way) to know how they sniff out fuckable mea

Imagine being such a massive faggot God punished your mother with cancer two times for birthing you.

Are you so angry that you've resorted to filling up Null's hard drives with Mariah Carey music videos?

Considering I'm white, gay, and have no limbs, I will be fine.

Nobody cares about your fag country and its fag laws.

Is Keffals's back hump full of pus?

 

[Randomrando]

Who is Suriname?

 

[Meat Target]

. I have no idea how he cultivates this ecosystem of seething parasites.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Prove to me that niggers like mayonnaise then LOL

We have eyes

Niggers love mayo they eat it all the time,

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

[Kanye] says he's the school shooter of the music industry or some such.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

“Posting was his real passion,” said one of the chat participants, adding: “He loved it.”

“I’m almost surprised you’re not antisemitic Elias,” a chat member once wrote. “It usually goes hand and hand [sic] with the whole Stalin did nothing wrong mantra,”

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm here to call people retards. Do you know which forum you're using?

I don't know if mankind pumping up the life expectancy is even worth it because when God wants me I am already ready. I have endured enough of this faggotry.