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[Oliver Onions]

even that small victory can be completely nullified by turning them into a soyjak

 

[CaddestSlown]

It's not possible to truly enjoy getting buttfucked in the public toilets without knowing that amazon has rainbowified their logo

 

[Hitman One]

I searched over a million webpages one time for offensive and inappropriate george floyd memes.

 

[Gentlebastard]

if they can do it to a Chuck E Cheese's game they can do it to a Vegas slot machine.

Where’s a schizophrenic homeless man when you actually need him? Smh

Hey baby, I hear the A-logs calling, tossed salads and scrambled eggs...

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'd rather be a nigger than a pedophile.

I'm downgrading Colton from Mexican to Filipino.

I will worship AI if it kills all niggers and Jews, because that is proof it's going to lift humanity's future on to sunlit uplands.

Then again I also wouldn't chop off my dick and post my nudes or buy a horse dildo soap.

How much is he spending on hair removal that he's listing it with collectibles?

What they should do is get a real bald eagle and dye its feathers. Also give it gender affirming care. That would be a middle finger to the trans genociders.

Training dogs to chew up queers is like some sort of epic based 4D chess move.

>I MAKE 41% JOKES ON THE INTERNET BUT I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER WANT A TRANNY TO KILL THEMSELVES

Pooners, furries, they're all fodder for the farms.

It’s not my fault troons are coomers that only think about True and Honest pussy.

Yeah I support LGBT.
Let's
Go
Bomb
Tel-Aviv

Seeing A man in a dress swallowing toilet duck then doubling up, vomiting and moaning horribly before checking out is going to be way less traumatic than a man in a dress screaming and flailing and begging for the pain to stop, before falling to the ground and stinking of macabre barbecue and fried silicone.

The children are going to have enough nightmares seeing grown men shoving root vegetables up each other while wearing pink pvc and dog masks, so a grim poisoning is probably less emotionally scarring than an excuse to be vegan.

I think you should repent and stop sticking shit up your asshole.

black people are the modern day jews, cry about everything and want to claim everything

you just gotta spit on it and shove it up your ass why do we need like 12 paragraphs about it

The spamming about ass fucking will continue until morale improves!

your dog isn't a faggot though,

You bring shame upon your mother by letting foreign men molest you.

jews have the best cocks to be honest, it's always cut, clean and pubes are trimmed.

I bet you don't even like penis, you fraud.

Imagine being so unfuckable that even gays don't want you.

This is exactly what Darwin had in mind when the term survival of the fittest was coined. Maggots born in a pedophile's trash can filled with diapers, piss, shit, and other assorted biohazard.

i just wanted to make some onlnie friends... now im being cyber crimed

havent had an std in my life

YHWH is a big boy, hes not going to cry and piss his pants because you call him a jew kike faggot supporter. Believe me I've tried

I don't know why she thinks this, since fisting causes injury but okay.

Wow, you people bitching about the BDSM harness are seriously hypocritical. If you can shove chickens into cages, I can put a harness on an eagle.

In all ways except physical (thank god) i am a resident of Boise Idaho

only journos could somehow make taking it up the arse even gayer than it was

 

[barrow greeter]

Um did I just watch a retard use a plastic garbage bag to wipe shit off his dick?

 

[Law]

Felony Thread Misidentification, stalker. This is no laughing matter.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

It's too bad that Kane is a twink for TF vore orgies. I knew that the alligators were committing strange, grievous sins, inside of their goatse maze and so did the authorities inside of this universe. You don't need to feel bad for destroying the Uncanny Streets because the BATHROOM was content to enable and "forgive" a DeviantArt Heaven's Gate.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Learn to use multi-quote faggot.

Happy pride month faggot, are you happy you take it in the ass?

Why haven't you chopped your cock off

Bigot is the Normie Power Word.

this might actually be gayer than Pride

 

[Dr. Butt]

I realize this is weird and stupid for all kinds of reasons, but this is the thought process.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I tried asking it to recreate the diaperfag as a soyjak, but it said it was against the content policies.

 

[Captain Dipshit]

Um did I just watch a retard use a plastic garbage bag to wipe shit off his dick?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I've never heard of anyone starting their gooning careers on gay porn.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Watching Samurai Cop is a very different experience to watching "Samurai Cop best moments" on YouTube.

out of context this is even more true and profound

 

[GunCar Gary]

Look in the reflection, there's even more dildoes behind the camera.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

And he's still going to wake up with the dog's ass in his face.

That's just bad optics.

Cry more, tears are free.

The goys are back in town.

Physiognomy of the attacker initially led me to believe a Ford vs. Chevy argument got out of hand.

Idk if he had all that time sounds like he's pretty chill with the sodomites. It's not a guarantee but I also wouldn't necessarily put him down as a confirmed homo hater.

Who doesn't dream of a nation where obese half-naked Arabs set elderly women on fire under a huge troon flag

I'm gonna go to Home Depot and ask if they have any of the special garden sheds in the back while winking.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why do you know what Obama's penis smells like?

I can't imagine calling up a butch lesbian who has been disfigured by testosterone to abuse me. That sounds weird and miserable. I'd rather do yarn crafts or something.

I honestly need to know what that retard thinks the state of michigan is going to do about kiwifarms

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I NEED A $5 BILLION SUPERLAB BUILT IN THE SW US DESERT TO COLLECT PHYSIOMICS DATA (ION, VOLTAGE, AND ELECTRIC FIELD) IN ORDER TO GET MY LARGE INTESTINE BACK!!!!!!!!!

NO COLON NO OPTIMISM

Imagine if I degeneratemaxxed all inside/all over Tate McRae
(Organs regenerated and fibrotic tissue removed first tho ofc)

 

[slungus22]

Idk what gayop is, but it sounds like something a terrorist would do, and I'm not brown.

 

[Oliver Onions]

A psychiatrist does not see a patient with high blood pressure and go "you need to leave".