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[Toji Suzuhara]

I used to be toxic when playing team games but only because I liked to bully & harass others. I’ve since grown up and post on kiwifarms instead.

 

[monstrous bubo]

The raped, I'm not sure, he reminds me of semi dried playdoh so I don't know.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Scoring rock, or scoring cock.

 

[Arrival]

Are you fucking Indian?

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Yeah I've been watching gore videos my whole life

I'm also a life-long gore-enjoyer

 

[CaddestSlown]

That baby is a little retarded bitch. Can't handle tear gas? Go back to pre-school for gays, nigga. A real baby would smoke that shit up like he was hotboxing a car. I hope this baby gets bullied for being such a stupid little pussy.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Yeah, I'm sure this will stop Ja'Quan from beating the shit out of Lilith when he asks for a cup of water.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Honestly, if the cops all stopped, grabbed that Mexican throwing rocks at cars, and all took turns anally sodomizing him on live TV, the illegals would probably all leave and go back home the next day.

I bet Aztecs didn’t use toilet paper and had smelly asses from the nonstop diet of peppers, corn and slave blood.

 

[demicolon]

Confucius once said, "To have a happy marriage, a couple must do 70 things. Communicate, and 69."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Walked into my local Gamestop on Thursday evening after work and there was a massive line up of fat troons and niggers, after a few minutes it suddenly hit me that the Switch 2 released.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This place is great. Don't be a retard, nigger.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

fuck yea buddy I consent

 

[Gentlebastard]

[WARNING: HAZARDOUS AUTISM MATERIAL AHEAD]

He's an Indian-Ugandan Muslim communist. Come on just pick a disability.

Are you implying that he is going to gain superpowers and become a fat retarded politisperg version of Mysterio?

You missing a frontal lobe or something?

I know it’s Pride month but stop being a fag.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

If I were able to accurately draw a cartoon of this guy, I would be incarcerated in the UK for hate crimes.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Oakland Community College sexist gaslight bogus mental health care witchhunt. Please someone anyone help me end this ginafucking hell on earth Michigan USA. Retaliatory psychiatric human trafficking Feb 22-28, 2013 to silence my perceived dissidence as a teacher who thought teachers were part of the reading crisis (and still do). Michigan politicians in my story are human fuck from hell, Republicans and Democrats. Debbie Stabenow, Gary Peters, Elissa Slotkin ignore/d me like I am shit. Bill Schuette, Dan Kildee and Kristen McDonald Rivet have retaliated, broke their oaths and the law, with retaliatory suicide swatting, documented proof access through FOIA. Governor Whitmer knows won't listen or acknowledge my story. AG Dana Nessel knows and has been dragging her feet and jerking me around cruelly since she took office in 2019. Elizabeth Hertel appointed head of Michigan DHHS knows and is part of the cover up. Michigan Department of Civil Rights is a black-run joke that fucked over my claims of a whitish woman brain raped by Catholics, Trinity Health Livonia, who retaliated April 1, 2019. Elizabeth Hertel's husband, recent election loser Curtis Hertel, worked in Whitmer's office and is THE insider Michigan Democrat, elected to head the party. A total power cluster fuck stands against me. I have been fucked mercilessly by politicians in both parties this entire hellfuck time.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I'm sorry but I don't think age is a factor in deciding to start demonizing your pretty chill past and pumping out torture pedo relationship nightmare fanfic porn of a comedy relief guy from an indie rpg.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

She should say nigger or something, the wokies already hate her

It’s debeebling

@ me or call me a nigger on my profile or something. I want to help.

i will rangeban the entirety of bolivia if i have to

I hate math. I despise math irrationally. Thinking about doing math makes me transform into a homicidal werewolf with no consciousness to think about math at all

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Grandpa why is there a picture of what appears to be the grinch in a ski mask?"

 

[GunCar Gary]

ERP with topics such as rape, gang rape, egg laying, implied incest, and catgirls

It's only a matter of time until Chris Chan 2.0 springs from Elon's old man balls.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I hope some troon commits suicide in the future because 'it' thinks 'it' can get some pity points from people like you.

Sir, a 5th Soyjak has hit the bridge.

People still play tf2? Lmao

Yes, it's been less than a week since the suicide and someone's made a George Droyd meme out of the dead tranny.

If you eat the whole bottle basically it liquifies your skeleton like Luffy but instead of pirate powers you just die.

You can call yourself Sophia Venus Aphrodite Eris Lilith Junko Hatsune von Enoshima Miku till you're blue in the face, but you will live and die as Bubba Copeland.

Everytime I think of getting insanely mad over a post here, I just remember "ah, this probably will only exist on the internet anyway, so why bother?", and usually I'm right.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH SHUT UP YOU FAGGOTS AND TAKE THIS TO THE SPERGERY THREAD I WANT TO LAUGH AT MALDING MEN AND SAD POONERS

I laugh at pajeets getting hit by trains, dead children with Mario coffins, dead children with Pokemon graves, suicide victims who became an hero over an ipod, webcomic miscarriages, and I am going to drink ocean water . I'm not drawing the line here

Lil nigga thinking he was still in the source engine and thought water would cancel fall damage.

I hope that the Secret Service or whoever have their files on people like Jen flagged.

Still gotta follow up on them when their threats get too far from Minecraft, but make the new hire do it because their reactions are always funny. It'd be like the spook version of sending them off for a gallon of prop wash.

I'm sad there'll never be justice for the gross animal abuse that happened on the Tranch. They got away with it scot-free. And we didn't even get Tranny Waco or Tranny Jonestown, they all just packed up and went their own ways, leaving nothing but alpaca corpses and a devastated moonscape in their wake. Now Penny and his eunuchs are just plain boring.