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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I HAVE NOT PLAYED THIS GAME (YET) AND I KNOW LOILCONS HAVE TAKEN A BIG LIKING TO THE GAME BUT I ASK OF YOU, TO BE REASONABLE ADULTS WHEN DISSUSING THE TOPICS OF THIS THREAD

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Call it... pee-er pressure.

First date tip: Do NOT bring up Uncle Ted and his manifesto. Or do it and let her know where you stand on things.

Rising cost of living? Too much work? Chemical additives in food? More "social engineering" against family? Or what if it is cat crap?

Politicians are pushing through retarded laws that work against the interests of their constituents? Release the wolves. Drag queen story hour grooming children? Wolves. You've gained extra weight? Wolves.

What exactly is nostalgic about child abuse I will never know.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Stephen King made a child orgy the solution to the end of his book, and fixated on the fat kid's tiny dick.

Howard Phillips "Nigger-Man" Lovecraft. Wife born 1883. Married in 1924. To my knowledge never touched any kids. Just hated nautical negroes.

Is that gaping, cavernous hole the anus or the "vag"?

Look at it again and try to ignore the sandworm style mouth.

Look at the size of her hand and the circumference of the rotdog.

Thing is ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE.

Me watching Funkytown: dead inside
Me opening Magic Pickle posts:
Yelling at my phone and physically recoiling

Not to fedpost, but… Anyone else see a pic of a troon dilating himself like this, and get this strange urge to kick that thing full power just to see what would happen?

People have the god given right to be retarded.

If you ever feel the need to start a DM chain, try killing yourself instead.

Honestly, if you’re high as a kite on special K, asking your 5 year old son to punch you in the face seems pretty reasonable.

Superman is not overpowered. He is weak to cryptocurrency.

I know you won't see this though because you put me on ignore since you were crying after I cyber bullied you for being only 5'2

>Wanting to be a character in Nu-Park

I'd rather have my hands and feet duct-taped against a wall, and my molars forcibly extracted without any anaesthesia by someone with chronic myclonus using a rusty scimitar covered in fire ants while a hideous tranny plays a DragonForce song on Guitar Hero with my testicles and a pair of cactus dildos as the drumset.

Ah, the classic Talbott "IM GUNNA SHOVE GLASS UP YER VAGINA!"

This is what it would look like if Chris was a billionaire when he saw that blue-armed Sonic.

The negroid yearn for the jungle

>checks rackets thread
>33 minutes of rackets talking about the Animated Child Rape show
Oh boy. Lordy. Need some Jesus in here

Thanks, I've always wondered what food from this country looked like.

Cope, Seth and Dialate. Or something.

The OP got me bricked up. The males, not the female. The show should have no females at all

If they're that desperate to be fucked by a Tetris shape or furry dog penis or tentacle, then just buy a strap-on that already exists like that.

"I WANT EV GIBS!!! I'M GOING TO FLOOD AMERICA WITH INDIANS, YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH MY ROCKET ANYMORE! ALSO YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE"

Transitioning from @-Jack- to @-ACK-, such a powerful pride story

Character creation screens have been a disaster for the human race.

If you got your ears pierced (because you’re a faggot) you wouldn’t say you had your head pierced.

I don't think you should legally be allowed to open a Popeyes if the employees aren't ghetto blacks and white trash.

I refuse to believe someone pretended to be a pooner day in day out and its just a random guy, that would break me. Think about how insane that is for a second.

I mean, what old Superman comic issue would you expect to see an explicit super boner in?

Yaoi is just the greatest art form ever invented

Ladies, how often have you found a man ooh-ing and aah-ing over your ability to use your pelvic floor to send off projectiles?

this pooner's little fake nuts would not be out of place next to some egg noodles at a Chinese buffet, but at least these are less likely to be gobbled up by middle-aged Southern women who say "Italian" with a hard "I."

I just enjoy dicks sometimes.

Tranny Cock Removal Floor

 

[Aunt Carol]

All these memes will be lost, like tears in rain. Time to sneed.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Also, let this be a lesson to you guys who like to find pooners on Grinder to sleep with. If something happens and you die, you’re going to end up as a gay icon with a fucking rainbow flag behind your picture for all eternity, and there’s nothing any of us can say about it. Fair warning.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's 1.2 gb of some broad showing her ass

 

[demicolon]

Sometimes you gotta call a Queen of Spades a Queen of Spades.

 

[stupid frog]

They don't play games because they like to play games, they play games to tell you what type of gay they are. They don't play warhammer because they like rng and painting, they play warhammer to tell you they're transitioning.

 

[A Real Munson]

You can still fuck, marry, and kill your roommates.

 

[neger psykolog]

There is no fucking way in hell that the video game website infested with trannies is called The Cutting Room. Who is writing this? Rowling?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

THEY WOULD MOLEST A DOWN SYNDROME CHILD.

They need to hurry this shit up, I have to take a Summer Games Fest.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I was practically raised by ED and as you can see I turned out okay. I pretend to be an anime milf from the 90s online, like any well adjusted adult.

 

[Mound Dweller]

'You don't remember Josh Moon, nobody knows him.
In the year two thousand and thirteen, a brave vision was born;
For brave Josh Moon would go on to create the Kiwi Farms
Making us a whole website, and today - look at us!

We are still here,
We are still here,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything.
We are still here.

We are still here,
We are still here,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything.
We are still here.

Let the rage blow from the haters
Let Keffals roar like the sea,
Let the copes, seethes and dilating
Be hilarious to watch for sure
Let the tears of the retarded flow,
and the Niggers lick the floor.
Despite the madness around us,
We are ready for the shit they send our way!

We remember that Josh Moon the Emperor
Left the site in one whole piece.
and we shall shout before oppressors,
"We'll be here until Judgement Day!"
Despite every Lolcow screaming
Despite Liz Fong-Jones and his crew
We'll be here until the end of time
and the Kiwi Farms will be alive!'

 

[Xarpho's Return]

SimCity and its sequels have been a disaster for the urban planning.

"Check out this ripoff channel with a gay computer voice!"
"Uh actually that's me"

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Please continue to report to me any and all information regarding the minutia of mentally ill teenagers slandering each other on obscure message boards

Source

 

[Toy Soldier]

@xXWild_DripXx

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

You watched Sesame Street as a child, and now you're a faggot.

 

[GunCar Gary]

And as for all other pleasures such as lustful touch, embracing, and thighing (ﺍﻟﺘﻔﺨﻴﺬ), there is no problem in it even with a suckling infant.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Life's unfair, I tell you, simply unfair!

But boy... is it entertaining!

I find most advertisements highly annoying... "premium" and "best experience" might as well just be synonymous with "you don't fucking need it" for me...

Shit... I did grew up poor, didn't I?

Anyway, I'm slightly melanated so you don't get to talk to me like that.

They should be put in a cell indefinitely and not released until they can get along and sing kumbayah together.

Never heard of him but I can't think anything remotely positive about someone who names their kid Jupiter.

Anyway, I'm slightly melanated so you don't get to talk to me like that.

How melanated are we talking? I need to know so I know how to feel about your posts.

Why does she want a hyena clit condom? Wait. Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.

I like how this man is what keeps me on farms. He brought me here, and I stayed. Best part is, he is just a rando living in USA. By all natural laws I should have no fucking idea who he is. But yet here we are. From across the ocean, eight timezones behind, on break at work that I can maintain because I dont sue hookers, I get to read what new lunacy Greee has brought us.

This is easily the most repulsive thing I've seen this year, and that's considering the fact that I stopped the video when it got to the toothbrush.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now this is some post-modern lefty gobbledegook I can get behind!