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[Pendulous Dong]

"We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing"

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

I'll take discussion of weird Japanese hentai any day over that fucking debate again.

 

[Pedophobe]

Within 10 years the Internet will be gone. World wide. At least for some measure of time.

I´m sorry if her mushy tits casted some spell on you.

I thought I was retarded, but some people on this fucking website are even more retarded than I am.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You need to get yourself a skunk buddy. They love ground bees and will dig out a whole hive to snack on. That's why I love skunks, and let them eat the outdoor cat food. You can summon skunks with outdoor cat food.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Iran hates America for incredibly uncomplicated and petty reasons. They want us dead because we have burgers with bacon and don't have to fast once a year for a month.

It's amazing how life can turn out if you aren't automatically an ass to everyone you meet.

I see she's going for the salmon reproductive strategy. Just spew out a bunch of low value offspring and put the least amount of effort possible into taking care of them. At least one will spread your shitty genes.

Thanks, I guess, for helping me avoid giving idiots any of my hard-earned money, I’ll just go to LUCKY NAIL #3 and give my cash to the racist, homophobic Vietnamese ladies who work there instead.

For some reason, I thought about Carrot Top being a part of some kind of American, trans-exterminating SS-esque force, and it made me giggle.

Greee is the one cow that will never ever Troon out. His fantasy and self image is unquestionably male. He may at some point start fucking chickens. But he will be fucking those chickens as the Uber Chad Alpha Male that he so clearly is.

He's clearly had this on his chest for a long time, right between his giant Matterhorn nipples.

Holy shit Dumbo wasn't playing around. That pajeet was claymation at the end. Hitler was right. We DO need more war elephants.

it is an abomination you are even allowed to use the same internet as me

 

[Arrival]

So, Bill Gates rapes meth niggas? and furthermore Windows is gay?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Being a flabby, freeloading fag who lived off of beige carbs served on Heather’s paper plates may have puffed your nips a bit but those still ain’t titties dude.

fuck you very much...you need a system where two kiwis need to simultaneously rotate keys for this kind of shit

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Buddha was the original "clean your room and wash your balls" guy

You motherfuckers are obnoxious and boring. You act like you have exclusive rights to racism

 

[Eddie Riggs]

I was a Boy Scout nigger

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

It's called clown world because the funniest people run it.

 

[Terrifik]

Ouch guys, I’m genuinely offended.
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Reddit is the new Kiwi Farms

 

[Statix_Shark]

Bookmarked it in my FUTURE RAPE folder and will keep you guys updated.

 

[Anti Snigger]

i wish i could random.txt dm messages

 

[Thé au lait]

if you mongoloids start a Discord I'll be seeing a video of Callmecicada masturbating in a french maid dress while on video call with his girlfriend(male).

I love this quote so much

I'm charging my crystals rn. See you on the astral planes faggot

 

[fake farts]

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a heroin addict squeezing me for royalties"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It's a Ted Kaczynski joke geezer, don't read too much into it

Like girl put your pussy away this is a grocery store.

 

[Randomrando]

>Gets lemur
>Kills self
>Refuses to elaborate

 

[Black Man Underwear]

He's the MrBeast of pedophilia

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Topless but wearing pasties. Either commit or don’t. This isn’t Las Vegas.

and then you sell it to furries

Glanced a booru image today of two characters who were too fat to scissor.
"Finally! Realism!", I thought.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

As autistics, diagnosed or undiagnosed, it's very easy for us to sperg da-fuck-out over things we mildly care about, like display servers or if intel chips are really compromised or not.
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Is this what 6 million jews died for?