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[Army Burger]

NONE of us have anything against Autism, we just think massive failures like you lolcows should have been aborted at birth.

What, no HIV? You should get HIV. Maybe even full-blown AIDS. You know, just to round things out.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

did you just casually demand a murder of myself?

 

[Army Burger]

However, it was not an emotional response I might add. I did not loose my mind and start yelling. It was an intellectual reaction to reading the forward. It was the most degenerate literature I had ever read. It was encouraging young women to be whores in the name of an ideology. It was horrifying that such a perspective could be considered ethical and moral by someone. "Everyday we drift further and further away from god's light".

 

[Floop]

I decided to use the Oculus Rift while high.
It was a mistake. Why do I do this to myself?

I have a terrible feeling that the simpsons are going to outlive all of us...and that the last things we hear before we die will be the resurrected voice of Phil Hartman making a joke about twerking drag kids and Lisa's first period

Memes are gay anyway, try anal stimulation as a substitute.

What the fuck is wrong with you dumb motherfuckers stop fucking ruining my site by doing this

 

[Army Burger]

Yet it's a nigger film that caused it and the violence was purely niggers.

The old saying goes something along the lines of "wrap an American flag around her face and give her a good dicking for old glory."

Her ankle rolls are bigger than her tits.

Kiwi Farms: Where women and black people are always wrong no matter what.

Kiwi Farms: Trust a woman before a black and a black before a journalist, but never ever trust an Armenian.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-is-good-yes-or-n-dont-delete.63968/

Is Sonichu good? It's Pokémon and Sonic combined.

I started reading comics in the CWCki. Sex scenes are freaking out my brain.What you said about black people?

I started reading Sonichu comics on CWCki and it's strange. Sex scenes make me feel uncomfortable. I am also disappointed again because my thread has been rejected twice.

 

[Floop]

Saw a JULAY license plate today. Did a legit triple take and managed to avoid flying out of my lane but holy shit you have to be a true autistic warrior to pay for that and display it every day.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I guess it is a very uncommon name. last name with 288 records also listed as a first name with "less than 100" census mention

The quotes generated by this page is quite the chuckling material.

Where is the Julay family from?

What did your Julay ancestors do for a living?

In 1880, the most common Julay occupation in the USA was Huckster. 100% of Julay's were Hucksters.

You've only scratched the surface of Julay family history.

 

[Spooky Bones]

In 1880, the most common Julay occupation in the USA was Huckster. 100% of Julay's were Hucksters.

holy shit lmao this is gold

The original meaning of huckster is a person who sells small articles, either door-to-door or from a stall or small store, like a peddler or hawker... The word was still in use in England in the 1840s, when it appeared as a black market occupation... In the United States, there developed a connotation of trickery – the huckster might trick others into buying cheap imitation products as if they were the real thing... In the Philadelphia of the past century the huckster was the man who came around with his cart of vegetables. The cart may have been mechanical or even horse drawn. He was the man from whom you bought all your produce. The huckster made his presence known by crying out loud what he had to offer. In old time Philadelphia dialect, to say "like a huckster" meant to be too loud in one's speech.

Yes apparently "huckster" was not exactly flattering in 1880 either

 

[Thornforg]

They can pry the word niggerfaggot from my cold dead keyboard

 

[Spooky Bones]

"I will see."

(Chris, responding to a fan asking for a birthday shout-out.)

 

[Dork Of Ages]

We have no insane asylums to put people in. We have no wars to thin out the numbers and eradicate the incels. We have the internet, hentai and cheap horse piss hormones.

 

[Floop]

“Kiwi Farms! This middle finger, will FUCK, YOU UP!” (punches camera)

Seriously where is that from?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

“Kiwi Farms! This middle finger, will FUCK, YOU UP!” (punches camera)

Seriously where is that from?

Just Baron being Baron. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/baron-tremayne-caple-rainbow-man.23242/

 

[Bad Gateway]

lol @Null okay Captain Hinesight.

 

[Angry Shoes]

LOBSTER MAC AND CHEESE MUKBANG -- RECAP

• uploaded at around 9am Chantal's time
• she is eating this at around 5am, she woke up hungry
• rips ass within the first minute, it was definitely forced judging by the acoustics
• she does not have any control right now, she is eating at 5:30am
• she made a Caesar on the side with beans
• made her own garlic bread
• does her fake shh tick in "sign language"
• Bibi's alarm is going off for work
• he is going to wake up to Chinny eating (nothing unusual)
• the mac and cheese looks really dry, like she bought it a few days ago and threw it in the microwave
• she is forcing herself to like cottage cheese
• went to bed early and here we are now
• her cats woke her up in the morning
• LMC is from FarmBoy, more overpriced shit
• she had the weirdest dream: contained her young sister, step father, and mother, they were hanging out at Fabrizio's house
• pauses to annoy Sam
• back to the story, her grandfather married a NY Italian for his second marriage
• They visited them in NY for Christmas, one of the kids was named Fabrizio (she had a huge crush on him, he looked like a young Andy Garcia)
• they then divorced and she was sad because she missed their food
• when they were married, they had this beautiful cream white sofa in the living room
• Chantal started her period at that time, and she bled all over the couch
• Sam loves Bibi more than Chinny, he hates the demonic voice she puts on for him
• she is unable to finish it
• she is going to watch Ready or Not, the movie after this
• Foodie Beauty is back for a while, we do not know for how long
• anyways, enjoy the ride

My favourite part of the entire video is when Bibi wakes up early for work to find a hambeast sitting at the kitchen table shoveling back a tin of Lobster Mac n' Cheese fit for a family of four. When spotted, Chinny asks, "Aww, are you tired?", still hammering back forkfuls of pasta.
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The face of someone who just shoved half a loaf of bread into their gullet.

"rips ass within the first minute, it was definitely forced judging by the acoustics"

 

[TV's Adam West]

This is a really good post about anal sex ruined by the inclusion of niggers.

Show me the fucking Facebook profile you found if you're hot shit hacker

 

[Army Burger]

I mean she's already filmed herself pissing in a cup, that's basically their equivalent to a pin up

He fucking shipped his dad with his imaginary Transvestite Grandchild....

No amount of alcohol is going to help me with this.

I have level 2 autism

Jack Jr.: "If you don't like Purity tard cum, you're not a real tard cum drinker. I know we're not sponsored by them but if we were I'd love them forever"

This is all just regular, run-of-the-mill furry porn. And the fact that you took the time to save that entire MLP comic... hmmmm...

Good.

I'll take my ban for this, FUCK leafniggers and FUCK green people. Also real disappointed nobody has posted "So do autistics, plants confirmed for autism" or something.

This isn't like the early days of American politics where you could straight up call your opponent a horsefucker in a debate and challenge them to a duel, this isn't violence against anyone, it's good old fashioned stupid fun.

Nothing wrong with having a small penis, however raping little girls with said small penis is a no no.

I have lost a lot of respect for Lord Buckethead.

ya'll 13 or differently abled?

You get to start the thread, but you don't get to end it. Only through blood or redemption will the thread die. Such is the way of the Farms, friend, such is the way of the Farms.

 

[Floop]

I've seen the HD quality version of Kennedy's assassination but this might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

OP is a women judging by their post history unless guys get bad menstrual cramps.

 

[Army Burger]

Imagine spending 30 hours a week moderating this disastrous clownshow. Would seriously eat into your child-molesting time.

Yeah, our birth doesn't determine everything.

My parents are hard-working, industrious, successful people and I shitpost on Kiwifarms

Borshch is a soup, what you poasted looks more like vinegret.