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[Army Burger]

She doesn't know how to suck a dick properly and should be ashamed.

What's going on in her crotch region? It looks itchy.

Those damn gas station manager nazis.

This is probably a bad idea but fuck moths in their furry little assholes.

You know who else washed their hands? Hitler.

 

[PaniniMan]

“If I could own Negro slaves like many of America's founders, some white women would want to marry me and bear my children.”

“These guys owned slaves for generations because slave-owning worked as a reproductive strategy. Perhaps you can compare slave-owning to the peacock's tail. I post this as a troll, but it draws attention to the likely, politically incorrect fact that racism promotes white fertility. Modern social science probably has the tools to test this as an empirical conjecture.”

 

[Army Burger]

I love it that looks like a vagina but so clearly isn't.

How funny would it be if she did butt in their conversation and the just guys beat her up and rape her

Aladdin is the type of move you get your dick sucked to.

"The boys are back in town! to kill themselves!"

I can show you my cooock. tiny, shivering, treeembling.

ABU DHABI-DOO! WHERE ARE YOU?!

I thought the Neandrethal died out because his women had big booty and big ol' titties and he was made of tasty tasty meat.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I don't know what I was expecting from a cat party article, but I sure wasn't expecting "diaper bondage"

 

[Army Burger]

Fuck me, I had no idea potty training was supposed to be ENJOYABLE. I have been doing things wrong all this time!!

 

[грешный дурак]

I like the Antifa flag being paraded. Nothing says scary to nazis like a man on estrogen

 

[Army Burger]

We did it boys, we ruined Anime conventions!

"Fuck the dead bodies you bigot!"

As Lord High Nigger Killer of the Alt Right Imperium, I hereby make another pronouncement as to what the next piece our top sekrit dogwhistle code is

If I were Heather, I'd be lacing his dildos with arsenic.

"son" my ass, I can build a 100% accurate replica of that creature by putting a dildo on a houseplant.

IKR? How is it not more popular? Their tits swell up real big and the best part is you can't get them double pregnant.[/SPOILER]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I hope that kid's potato enough to not know what's happening, sad as it is, because this is fucking gross.

Its basically the rich people version of automated junk emails trying to sell everything imaginable from muscle-increasing asian hornet honey to hot granny dick rubs

This is crazy. My friends call me racist all the time for free.

 

[Army Burger]

Kids who act gay exist. And that's why you always tell a kid you love them unconditionally and, if they have to deal with bullying for "acting gay," try to help them stop it or deal with it. You don't send them to school in bondage gear with a bunch of dildos.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

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"I dont think you realize how much muslims mean to our society. In the future they will be the majority and if you didnt act or behave in a certain way then its off with you. I would better not be in that situation and be seen as a helper by them when hateful little maniacs like you are getting what they deserve. "

"hand finished luxury executive fidget spinner"

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"We've already lost the game because we didn't take the virginity of a 16 year old. There's nothing left but despair."

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"Being incel is much more painful than getting raped."

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"That must've been difficult. Having to explain asexuality, and then why that doesn't invalidate being bi, and why being bi doesn't invalidate asexuality."

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"Judging a person based on their reputation is prejudice."

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"My kids' brains and morals are literally at stake. I've even banned individual Daniel Tiger episodes because I didn't like the way that particular show taught how to deal with a problem."

I’m no hero. I tie my noose one knot at a time like anyone else.

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"Of course Alex Jones seems to have an affinity for trap porn, so he's not immune from the influence either. Expect to see Alexa or Alexandria Jones in 5 years."

Every black kid in America deserves to fuck his mom while his dad watches

We did it reddit! We got parasitic worms in our mouth!

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"This sub made me so confused. Like I keep forgetting which gender I was assigned at birth and which one I even wanna be"

"as a (now openly) bisexual socialist managing a countercultural digital media outlet in the shame-based society of Newfoundland and Labrador, I am acutely aware that I live and die by my inalienable freedom of speech"

 

[Army Burger]

BTW, I can't read the words "C.I.A." now without mentally filling in the word "nigger" right after it.

I would much rather chill with a dude who’ll try to get his dick wet in a fighter plane engine than one who’ll try and shack it up with my dead great grandmother at night.

Where's the Barney the Dinosaur fetish? Fucking normies!

The snot/nose crusts are a nice touch.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Why is it not legal to kill these people as an April Fool's joke?

What, do you not like penises?

you are all bored and insane

At this rate, he'll run over a child with his car and he would get a round of applause and a handjob.

Don't stream trannies sucking each other off on Twitch kids, it may backfire.

Someone should get the bodycam footage of your dad being arrested for child porn.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

LOL U DON'T LIKE YUMMY CUMMIES? BIGOT. CANCELLED. WE DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY

Thus the sun begins to set upon The Fag Anglin's Thai Fuck Shack.

 

[Army Burger]

I’m more disturbed by how many kiwis know so much about furry buttplugs and hold opinions on them, then I am by the blood frankly.

During this conversation he "jokes" that he would not fuck Rebecca Black (who was 13 at the time) because she was "too old".

Who is legitimately turned on by the cold, robots, or trees?

 

[Thornforg]

farcically unsubtle spooknigger fuckery

 

[Army Burger]

You know what Chris is thinking. " Why not make a skittle that taste like Chyna?"

Lol at the guy in the turban. Just a based tranny hatin' Sikh.

"You're a worthless slut, and that is a good thing."

A finger up the ass for a good old prostate jerking off makes some sense. But, a girl throwing on a strap on and railing a dude with a synthetic penis seems pretty gay.

When I pay money for black women to spit on me and call me cracker. I'm a freak with a fetish, but when women do it's woke.

 

[Spedestrian]

insane screeching tards who are literally painting my name on their asshole

 

[Army Burger]

This isn't what I fought in Vietnam for.
Come to think of it I don't think I fought in Vietnam at all.

He's obviously a stupid as fuck incel angry that he doesn't have the balls to kill whatever chick said no to his tiny penis.

They're going to create a "labia" out of loose skin.

Jazz's "urethra" is apparently huge and a giant bulge.

Not much happened except that Jazz's "vagina" is once again falling apart.

anyways I love iowa cock.

Now that's a reality show. "My 600lb Taliban Wedding Life Journey."

Horsecock saga when?

There is a penis growing in your vagina

Oh please let him "David Carradine" himself in a diaper..

Down syndrome isn't a gender.

computer suicide is no laughing matter.

 

[Overly Serious]

We were arguing about Romulan foreheads, not Klingons.

 

[Army Burger]

Are people gatekeeping rape now?

If only his stepdad had identified as a stepmom, this would never have happened!