random_text.txt

[Army Burger]

"I'll take suggestions from minorities on what to do with my check, but not minorities from a website I don't like. Because they're fascists and they should die."

 

[Spooky Bones]

I'm a lonely, ugly, pimply, spergy, masochistic, gorilla-shaped sack of lard who writes My Little Pony fanfics. Not a winning hand in the game of love, by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[Army Burger]

Hey guys, have you ever wanted to read about the Arthur characters being stuck at a railroad crossing? Well, here's nearly 2,000 words about exactly that!

I'm so happy that black women finally have real role models to help guide them in life and make them realise that it's all about that big black cock.

Herpes............cake?

The fonts are what really get me, that and shrek's sphere pubes

Her tits are just monstrous.

"I CANT FUCKING BREATHE WHEN IM ON RESETERA"

Maybe she disappeared to finally get her dick removed

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"Your pucci must look like a smashed toad"

Extremely late but I have to get it off my chest: I'm not actually black.

 

[FuckedUp]

His fuckhuge pony fanfic was definitely meant to troll some SJWs who hated worldbuilding and other stuff. It's just an ironic shitpost.

 

[Y2K Baby]

He’s like old yellow before he got shot! Ouch!

 

[Army Burger]

If Jazz got pounded hard in the frankenvag would it rip loose and pull out on the cock like a pocket pussy? Or would it rip loose and get pounded inside their abdomen like a condom that slipped off?

Who the hell would be dumb enough to use the same profile picture as they did on a porn site on Kiwi Farms? I simply chose it because Sea Salt is a popular furry character and I thought it would be funny.

Lol not another website where the first thing I say is canceled HAH go figure.

MOTHERFUCKERS I TOLD YOU HE'S AN UNDERPANTS GNOME!!

He'll always live with the shame that furries are more valuable to the Air Force than he was.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Jesus H. Chist, I thought I've seen everything here, but I guess not, now my mind is forever tainted with this depravity.

An untranny valley, if you will.

I'll never get cockvore

>tfw when even shortwave radio figures out a way to ban you for being a sped

Fuck off, you messed up and posted an Onion article, I expected better from CatPar--

wait a second

Believe me when I say that you are struggling in vain against a vast ocean of stupidity.

 

[Army Burger]

That can't be written by Alex, no way he would call himself a "nigga faggot nigga"

 

[FuckedUp]

Please shut up or I'll make a grounded video out of you.

 

[Army Burger]

Finally, I can have my child have sex with his sister-wife. As if I couldn't already.

Justine with her plant tard cum and weed smoking ass.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

We stopped shitting up your TDS thread, now please stop shitting up our TES thread

some tranny on tumblr is assmad and arguing with another tranny.

 

[Army Burger]

What was she expecting when she married a giant man baby with elephants legs?

We have to be like SpongeBob. He lived in a giant pineapple.

How do you think he got that pineapple?

By JIHAD!

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Man i sure love talking about trump supporters sexual lifes and my lust after michelle big black dick in the trump enslavement syndrome thread

 

[Return of the Freaker]

who doesn't want michelle obama's BIG, BLACK DICK

maybe she can top trump and moan "oh, orange man, you're not so bad!"

 

[Wendy Carter]

Someone, somewhere: Female pedophilia is not as bad as male pedophilia. The only thing I'm conflicted on is when underaged guys get to fuck a hot teacher who then gets caught.
...
It's just not that outrageous to me, some guys are indeed lucky

 

[Antipathy]

@Null you should make a section of the site specifically for young men who are posing as anime girls online to talk shop and network. You know, a place where they can discuss the benefits of chaturbate over myfreecams, and share articles with tips on which hair extensions have the least clipping, and how to best simulate fisting yourself with a hulk glove. I bet in a few months you would be making enough money to cover the rest of the site a thousand times over.

The horse has been beaten into a smooth paste now, it's time to fucking stop.

maybe bat dick is what makes bat soup toxic

It's not gay if you aim at an anime figurine.

Yahudis mad (x24)

I'm just gonna sit here with a pair of binoculars and watch this thread turn into a dumpster fire from a safe distance

Day Of The Baguette

Neo-Napoleonic cyberpunk Revolutionary Guard will be so fucking based, I can't wait.

 

[Army Burger]

I've seen a couple of review vids from her and I enjoyed them. Then, I saw a new vid and wondered if she was featured here. I had NO idea about all of the info in the OP. Now I know. Thanks, Kiwi Farms.

This is the same fanfiction that has Dio being tired of being surrounded by black people.

A lesbian who likes putting his dick into women.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Anybody who uses the term "rubbing the raspberry" probably rubs their raspberry a hell of a lot.

 

[Antipathy]

He probably heard the phrase "choking the chicken" and figured you were supposed to literally deathgrip your cock.

I mean not surprising since this is the guy who shaves with scissors and doesn’t brush his teeth

 

[Army Burger]

The last time I went to a tech event a staff member made fun of sex workers. I threw up in the bathroom"