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[Thornforg]

"When I started covering DSP, the legend of his resilience seemed the stuff of fiction. I have to say I am now... a believer."

- Nick Rekieta

 

[karz]

"I snort NEED snort MONEY snort FOR snort TAXES snort
snort snort snort snort snort snort snort snort snort "
-DSP, probably

 

[Antipathy]

I used to do good things for perhaps less than good reasons; because there was an ideal I was aspiring to, not because it was simply my nature to do good things. Then I learned over and over that expedience was almost always rewarded and adherence to principles was almost always punished. Expedience wasn't something that came naturally to me, nor was it an ideal I wanted to aspire to. So I largely gave up. And with that, Kiwi Farms became attractive because all pretenses are just dropped here.

I post here because I am the baddest dude and that is good and cool

Only a couple of us are school shooters.

We're all Kim Il Sung's children in the dark.

I hate that I've seen enough weird furry porn on the farms to know that this is probably a horse cock.

Those are just the perfect pictures to repost in a few years without context

Christ, niggas suck. Do they even qualify as human when they pull shit like this?

Everything's cheap at Family Dollar, including life itself......

I think that's probably what he's going to do, and in the most sanctimonious way possible, putting out another video explaining to all us naive children how some relationships just don't last forever in the same way he explained how it's natural to spice things up in a long term relationship by filling each other's mouths with diarrhea.

Jesus christ, why.

Oh god, we're getting the Shitting and Cumming challenge next aren't we

Both, it's a hurrdurrboros.

Yeah! Beat that wrinkly old bitch! When they're done with her, she's gonna need TWO fake hips!

Oh, they are. Jin's brand of choice is ABU, which is specifically by diaper fetishists for diaper fetishists.

This is like two potatohead toys having a slap fight.

Shove all fat people into cattlecars and arbeit macht frei the shit out of them.

>wake up to a beautiful morning
>open up A&H to get a dose of outrage
>reads op's title
wtf

They better not run out of chicken. I've been fine with the quarantine but if I can't get my tendies I will fucking riot.

Look at this motherfucker! His fivehead has advanced to a sixgorillionhead!

Yeah, you could learn how to suck dick for a dollar a lightning speeds

if you think suicide rates are really high now, jesus just wait 20 more years, they'll be fucking Mount Everest on the charts.

This bitch is just fucking crazy, having orgasms over chicken tendies and shit

They're just kept alive using spells from the Negronomicon. It's cheating.

 

[Unog]

Is this the first time in the history of the world a website has had a "don't abuse your janitor position to sleep with (possibly underage) users" rule?

 

[neverendingmidi]

How many strippers do you see retiring with a pension at 65?

 

[SIGSEGV]

retarded dialogue as usual, bad art, awful theme, stupid as fuck description...

Finally she's back

 

[Antipathy]

I warned y'all.



I fucking warned y'all.

As a firstborn child, I’m increasingly concerned about the trajectory of events in 2020

Exploring your sexuality while you're scientifically proven to not even have object permanence does sound a little gay.

Im pissed #metoo will have a bigger body count than us. Putins neo nazi iranian hackers from ukraine, germany.

 

[Thornforg]

You are in my house and I did a lot to keep my house from collapsing, so all the fags trying to turn my house into a toy for themselves can eat shit.

I don't have friends.

Time grinds even mountains to dust.

Switzerland is full of fags. The thread is open. Post whatever you want. Drag me in at your own peril.

If the thread devolves into unsubstantiated and illogical bashing, my fun will be ruined.

 

[FuckedUp]

If your accuracy gets off, you may not be able to shoot as many schoolchildren as you want.

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

I've attached video of him fingering his butthole

 

[dopy]

famous last words:

Hello Lolcows and KiwiFarms.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

First, they came for the Karens...
And nobody cared, because fuck Karen

So this is all about ethics in simp texting?

Yes, PPP, king of the feminists, has defeated misogyny at last.

rip gamergate 4.0, we hardly knew ye

Wait until Donald Trump hears about this

You can't claim to have an eight inch cock to dunk on a guy and then say "lol trolled you" when it's actually four.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

You are a stupid nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

I forced OP's mom to hold my hand while his father watched like the african american that I am.

thank you mr stalin

 

[No Exit]

It would be the post where I call myself a nigger.

 

[MelloYello]

You are sperging hard and seriously need to have a glass of warm tard cum and go the fuck to sleep.

 

[Yuusha-sama]

While, yes, I would love to serve a woman forever as a human pet, I'd also like to avoid being a cuck.

It's a quote from a dox I'm currently working on.

 

[Army Burger]

The thing that cracks me up about Clymer is that he doesn't need to show his ass on twitter all the time. He doesn't need to do anything. He has permanent employment thanks to sucking up to the Clintons. His job is to just sit there and be the token tranny at the HRC. And yet he's driven to stick his dick in the mashed potatoes day in and day out. Go figure.

Her breasts look like distended udder sacs.

Who knows? Maybe his fate will be for his bloated corpse to be found under a bridge in a filthy tent. Finger and thumb still clasped around his tiny dick

me cant play instument

 

[Antipathy]

yeah i can imagine the person writing that headline having some sort of breakdown while doing so then at the end just blowing their brains out.

It even generated a fitting reaction image for the meltdown:

I'm finna deadass vomit in my respirator looking at these

You willingly clicked a topic marked UwU, This Website Generates New Fursonas Using AI
What the fuck did you expect?

But, trying to imagine how I'd feel if an angsty Autist saw some old thing I wrote, became utterly obsessed with it for years, and used it for the basis of his weird Dystopian revenge fantasy/crossdressing fetish extravaganza... Might be pretty uncomfortable.

Oh boohoo. Just let me post Crawling In My Skin on the world’s smallest MySpace profile.

 

[The biggest iron]

I encourage you to delve deeper into the autism, you must immerse yourself to even have an idea of what's actually happening here. Only then will you be able to get a glimpse of the truth.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

From a profile post by @KhordKitty

You're lying. In regards to age of consent: Acts of Pedophilia and Hebephilia is legal is Iran, Acts of Ephebophilia is legal in Japan, and acts of Teleiophilia are legal in New York.