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[Antipathy]

It's actually not quite as terrible as I imagined but it's still pretty bad.

Welcome to the van full of retards known as 2020. Enjoy your stay.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

There we go. You're supporting my arguement. A 14 yr old and a 21 yr old are basically no difference. Both are physically adults. Both are the same level of immaturity. There is nothing more or less moral about sex with an 18 or 21 yr old vs a 14 or 17 yr old. Basically identical.

"Fucking teenagers will force them to grow up more quickly!"
We're reaching cope levels that shouldn't even be possible here

 

[Antipathy]

Man why did Curt Sibling stop coming here?

The second coming has been thoroughly underwhelming.

I'll get my popcorn ready this gonna be gud.

You guys are low IQ and are jealous of me. I get it.

I'm actually pretty down with how China handles people who refuse to step in line and think we should adopt a similar model.

If you're going to stick things in your peepee there are sex toys for that which are much safer

he waited until she over 10 years old? he truly was a gentleman

Whatever makes the legit boog happen sooner.

Consult your local mob boss if you have an erection lasting longer than twelve hours.

I read somewhere that pygmies have almost permanent erections and no one really knows why.

Why are you still putting on this "higher empathy" shtick when you bypassed the wordfilter to say "nigger" and threatened to put people "in the morgue"?

Post your thumb already you retarded subhuman faggot.

Sorry about your glass house, retard.

 

[The Last Stand]

My mother's my SISTER!

 

[Brain Power]

Protip: If your DMCA is so short that you could write it legibly on Greg's penis, it's not a valid DMCA.

 

[Antipathy]

how is giving your kids meth a punishment? that's like buying your kids a new video game console with 10 great games as a punishment. also a cattle prod is just an electric shock, that's not abuse if it was only when they were misbehaving.

Anyone with a name like "Crystallynn" will wind up a hooker, stripper, or someone arrested in a Florida Man-tier story.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"How do you do, fellow political extremists? Eat the rich or White Power or whatever we're rallying for today, am I right? By the way, don't you think age of consent laws are really fucking dumb?" - @BoxerShorts47 and every other fucking goddamn pedo

"Incest will save the white race!"

liberals are promoting degenerate relationships like homosexuality and transgenderism and you guys cannot even promote normal trad age of consent that was the historical norm for most of US history before the feminists raised it to fuck with the dating marketing. you guys are cucks and all you do is attack whomever the liberals tell you to attack. this is why we call you cuckservatives.

 

[Table Country]

I PULLED OUT MUH DICK
AND SMACKED HIM INTO BALTIMORE

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

lol that dumbass cracker doesn't even know how to use "finna" properly

 

[SIGSEGV]

Me Chinese, me play dumb, me get fish stuck in rectum!

DO. NOT. WANT.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Today we got phone chargers up the dick and fish up the ass. What's going in the other holes before the day is out?

 

[Monolith]

Me Chinese, me play dumb, me get fish stuck in rectum!

 

[SIGSEGV]

Finally, a phone that can play back my bat sonar recordings.

I might need to call up the Right-Wing Dev Squads on this for a new (((Google))) alternative.

 

[Antipathy]

And also, he is hinting that the audio recordings are of "real sex." Where he is calling someone a bitch and pathetic. Do you guys think its taylor, someone else, or hes talking to himself in his porn basement?

Well...He's got a better looking asshole than Momokun and Nickado, congrats?

The next time I see some twitter tranny call Kiwi Farmers nazi racist gay-bashing bigots, I will send them to this thread, in which @BoxerShorts47 was called a nigger flip faggot pedo tranny? retard dumb bastard, and then explain that he was a white supremacist pedo dog fucker.

Bruh thats a literary reference i have not heard in literally twenty fuckin years

It is amazing how you are able to pull an entire philosophy, life history, and thought process out of your cavernous spic ass, and wield that shit covered abortion of an argument like a cudgel to repeatedly bash your own face in.

 

[Army Burger]

Sunk cost fallacy means nothing when you have Wogglebug stabbing your guts with his roach dick.

The next time some fucking retard LARPing as a professional loses their shit about the game's source code being "leaked" while linking that same fucking decompiled Github page, I'm going to smash my PC and live in the woods until I die of malaria.

Personally i'm beyond the point of disgust. I never thought i'd see the day onisions full dick balls and asshole came out to play, so what if some cum is thrown in the mix.
What i'm really saving my eye bleach for is the butt penetration.

It's okay Grug, if my dick looked like three thumbs, I'd be angry too.

So this roach is the only thing keeping you from sudokuing? Sad.

What the fuck, furries?

I say Nulls team should insist on an In Camera Inspection of the Penis in question in order to prove that the copyright does in fact belong to the litigant.

Lucas, we've been over this. The seagulls are telling you to shut the fuck up, faggot.

That's enough Tard Baby General for today...

 

[Big Nasty]

The revolution WILL be circumcised.

 

[TV's Adam West]

And fucking stop leaving me autism rates everywhere. How would you feel if I did this to any of you?

 

[Army Burger]

I am not the owner of a penis, but I handled a few in my time

I, too, would one day like to copyright my asshole.

 

[Antipathy]

Oh shit, is that the goblin who would follow people around in Second Life and bother them while they were trying to have virtual sex?

Is this...a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?

kente cloth: on
knees: bent
effect to joggers: none

yup, it's gamer time

OT, but Weinsteins deformed dick was a major part of the prosecution's case, because one of the victims who testified in the trial was able to describe it in detail before photos were passed around for all the jurors to see. Apparently it was so mangled, either from a birth defect or botched modifications, that it resembled a pussy and some women thought he was actually a hermaphrodite.

Gets me thinking about if Gurp is posting his grody geoduck all over the internet as some kind of insurance against something similar in the federal case...

And with that being said, I would like to ask everyone to remember to spoiler their gregitals please and thank you.

 

[Monolith]

The name has to be ironic, there's no way it's actually about Sandy Cheeks cock v-
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