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[Doctor Placebo]

lol the personality is stored in the balls.

nigga yo text be dummy thicc throw that shit in the wash give it a good shrinkin'

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kevin is absolutely fucking harrowing in natural sunlight. Go back to the fucking AGP smirk angle indoors, you fucking spooky-ass motherfucker.

Fuck.

We have the exhaustive archive to prove that Lou is exactly this goddamn stupid.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He was violated by practically everybody, but instead of saying, "Gee, my butthole is a gaping, sore crater! I should reevaluate all of this!", the Filipino shouts autistically, "Ah ha! You only rape me because you all crave me! Yes/No?"

All talks of shooting anyone are for humorous/hyperbolic discussion only and not meant to be taken seriously at all.

"I dont care." He says on his new account made because he got called out. "I dont care." He cries as he makes a post on how not mad he is.

"I don't care!" he cried to the heavens as he deleted fucking everything and clicked "Create Account" for the fiftieth time.

It really is a cycle. Stay tuned for the phase of self-flagellation soon.

 

[Table Country]

Ah yes the best part of growing up:

The realization of your own mortality in this mortal coil, and welcoming the sweet embrace of D E A T H.

 

[Spedestrian]

Yes, no one's gentiles should be mutilated, but it is what it is.

Best autocorrect typo 2020. Oy vey!

 

[FuckedUp]

am anti LGBT though, thats purely marxist

 

[Monolith]

FUCK YOU AND ALSO FUCK NATURE

 

[Thornforg]

I cannot believe I am receiving a legal complaint over this disgusting,
greasy anus.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

He called the cops because he feared everybody would be safe.

 

[AMHOLIO]

God bless my pink nipples.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'm both humbled and honored.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm both humbled and honored.

It was great my man, couldn't help but laugh.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Personally: I just pissed on a crane fly that managed to make it inside my house and inside the rim of my toilet. It landed in the water, of course, and I kept pissing on it before flushing. I got to bear witness to the mindless thrashing it was performing before I pulled that knob. Assuming this bug had some kind of sentience, I think it suffered more than most humans can imagine.

 

[SIGSEGV]

The constant fundraising is disappointing. At least the Waco compound was self-sufficient. This is just a hobo encampment.

I guess I'm going to have to post his entire family tree, then.

 

[Thornforg]

Did someone tell you Irishmen aren't niggers? Educate yourself.

I resent that notion. Clearly, the correct term is Potato Niggers.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm going to mix me a delicious cup of chocolate rape. Mmmm, rape is delicious!

Is that really a biological male? Where the fuck is the dick and balls? If it's under that tiny triangle of cloth, the whole package must be smaller than what you'd find on a neutered cat.

Modern Chris videos are like a slot machine that always has the same result. You pull the lever hoping for big laughs, but all you ever get is a sunken eye looking to the left in the first slot, a nose in the second slot, and a sunken eye pointing right in the third. And your prize is just the machine saying, 'hmm yeah, very good.'

Never underestimate the ability of someone in a wheelchair to beat you up.

Dicks don't rape women, men rape women. Respect my right to bear penis in women's showers.

3 New Amiibos - ~$48
Estrogen & Spironolactone - ~$60
Adult Diapers - ~$40-$100
Dignity - Priceless.

That’s right gen Z ladies, you too can share in his bounty of flaming hot Doritos and bean dip.

Clearly that’ll make em wet.

Sir this is a back alley, either buy some percs, eat some Wendy's around the corner or go home.

"Birdskank, take a picture of me making a silly face with my head in my arms so I can fish for attention on social media"

Why hasn't this picture been augmented with several carefully aimed cocks?

He could use rotting vegetables as dildos

Sex is great but...

Does he know? Is there a coomer fate worse than no more coom?

His nerves aren't damaged. They just crashed into slumber during the cock flaying & now they are waking up! Really!

Everybody gangsta and look at sisters tiddies until brothers come back.

The dog disagreed. Allegedly, it was so traumatised that it now identifies as a cat and started a tumblr account.

You gotta admit this thread is a nice break from 1488 niggdemic posting.

They probably are keeping them separate. They just let the alpacas identify as male or female. And then true lesbian alpaca love just couldn't be stopped. Unplanned pregnancies are just one of the risks of lesbian sex.

FUCK YOU AND ALSO FUCK NATURE

Ah yes, I remember Walt Disney's famous ninja foodi chili

is his pokemon dick hitting her fat autistic nonbinary cervix? I'm so tired of all the crazy porn shit she does.

One of the great things about this site is watching the absolute cluster fuck car crash of people and their lives and this is fucking hilarious.

He's not some poor faggot who gets a stale or expired vest, he only buys the freshest of vests.

how big is your wife's futa cock? Asking for a friend, haha

My cunt has a tractor beam that activates whenever someone remotely well connected in the industry looks at me."

"I live in Philadelphia catching POZ loads in my ass on the daily. Here is all my drawings of She-Ra characters getting fisted and inflated."

"And lo, a giant anus opened from the ground, and the sounds of canned vegetable farts uttered forth; and then the Four Horse Cocks of the Apocalypse emanated from the gaping chasm, bringing forth War, Pestilence, Famine, and Death To All Cis People."

 

[Doctor Placebo]

There's no connection between leaving your car running over night and running out of gas a new study from NBC confirms.

 

[Stardust]

I've been self aware from the start, I just like playing full retard because it baits more people ​

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[SIGSEGV]

I'll stop derailing the thread for Amish spergery now so we can get back to the regularly scheduled am hole dilation programming.

So it's not illegal, it's just cringe.

 

[MediocreMilt]

YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME.