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[Maskull]

@knobslobbin

Don't be toxic, that's not how you build an internet community.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Cry nigger and let loose the child support payments of war.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

"The Plaintiff once ejaculated on his PC monitor, causing a short circuit and small fire within the electrical system of his gaming rig and causing his apartment to black out temporarily."

From this OP.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Circumstances involving my shower faucet necessitated its removal

 

[Stardust]

i'm noT mad you fucking Canuck cunt.

You have offered nothing of worth to this site and consistently have shitty and milquetoast takes.

This mediocrity, it reminds me of a certain no-evolution ice-type Pokemon, but I just can't remember what its name is.​

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[Doctor Placebo]

Hell, I'm quite the racist myself, and if I saw this woman casually parked at a stoplight I would not peg her as black or even part black without a close inspection.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

There needs to be a long psychology loanword from German for "that feeling when someone repeats your exact point back to you as though they were correcting an error."

 

[Army Burger]

If I've seen Onisions dick I should see her smelly arsehole

Can we just appreciate how this dude is playing children's games while having xvideos bookmarked?

Imagine going to school growing up with a good family, having a bright, fulfilling life ahead of you and ending up as the guy who inverts pig rectums.

Few things are as funny as rage against populism from a guy who jacks his Vienna sausage to all things Marvel.

And everyone remember to diligently research age of consent laws so it can be LAWFUL when you impregnate a minor

True rape is never truly over.

That is a tragically small penis.

What's with the tranny Luke Skywalker, though

 

[Return of the Freaker]

And for the love of God stay off social media. There’s tards in them hills.

 

[not william stenchever]

Hyperreality is a bitch.

 

[Antipathy]

Thank You.

Now please fucking kill me.

Anon on /v/ plays Master Of Puppets with a taped together ring and pinky finger just to dab on Druckmann. I forsee a whole new era of shitposting brought about by TLOU2

it's not even about being attractive/pretty. porn sites are full of ugly people fucking - and yes, that includes ugly women. fat bbw women, old granny women, hairy women, bodybuilder muscle women, trans "women", and apparently coomers love that shit.

the thing with this abby shit is that it's not erotic or hot at all, just gross and repulsive and awkward to watch. and it's also extremely out of place - if you buy and play a zombie survival shooter, you expect doing survival things and shooting zombies, not sfm tranny porn.

I could only wonder if this game had microtransactions if one of them would be "Anal EZE " for $0.99 to make those rough times a bit gentler.

To be fair, I’d probably be a bit alarmed if someone sent me a pocket pussy with a grenade shoved in it.

I’ll be honest, when you makes it “NSFL” I was expecting stuff more along the lines of what you see in the post above you. This shit is boring, dime-a-dozen amateur furry porn.

>tard fetish

 

[Monolith]

I sincerely hope that furry is just making the dumb point that they're angry because that Cyberpunk game doesn't have a "both" option for genitals, and not that they're complaining there isn't a giant rat penis option.

 

[Army Burger]

Guys, I literally cant go an hour without blaming kikes for something. God, I need to write a character limit manifesto on how trannies are actually a leftist jew psyop to ensure that less white children are born. I'm sure this Cosmo thread will benefit from it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

every institution is scared shitless of twitter morons who sexually identify as homosexual laundry detergent.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Old as shit but

Don't fuck pedophiles, no matter how much of a trap they look like.

 

[FuckedUp]

If you don't support BlackLivesMatter it makes your dick fly off.

 

[Wakko Warner]

"I am not in the target audience but I am going to write a 30 page essay on why this will be worse than Hitler and why Nickelodeon is the Satan of Animation"

 

[Stardust]

Autism isn't a medical condition, it is more like an ideology. A philosophical ideology and political system, disguised as a disability.

 

[Army Burger]

I guess Deep Space Nine could be what he calls his butthole.

Dear fine gentlemen of ISIS

I hooe this letter finds you in good spirits, I write to admit that I was wrong. The west should indeed be razed to the ground by the holy fire of Allah (pbuh). Could you please prepare me an ak47 and a suicide vest for my arrival in Idlib tomorrow.

Kind regards

wondering what it would be like Dylan snorting coke from my asshole. Me sucking off Eric's cock and than them pounding me hard in the principals office before and the showers after the shootings. They would kill themselves in front of me and I would have the gun in my ass and kept on pulling the trigger. I would have orgasmed more than I could ever do in a life time right than and there. The cops faces... OMFG! I need a shower now.

L: I've been defending you on Kiwifarms all day long.
R: Who gives a shit about Kiwifarms?

Yeah, I still remember that scene from Crash 3 where Dingodile went back in time to join the Nazis, and used his flamethrower on the prisoners at Auschwitz, while Cortex created apartheid in Africa.

The real tragedy here is that the cops didn't ask for Floyd's preferred pronouns before killing him. Not very open-minded of them.

He'd better have raped a bunch of kids or some shit with all this drama.

Zach has locked down his Twitter porn account. Guess he realizes the whole retweeting other dude's assholes while your wife is in the ICU is a bad look.

I have no mental illness of any kind and I never took any psych meds.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

I hate women too but this is not a good way of dealing with ur incel nature habib