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[{o}P II]

The hell is a love contract? Does jar of semen counts?

 

[SIGSEGV]

I want off lady alt's wild ride

 

[Local Fed]

That's it. There's your choices. Either words mean things, or whaaaarhgharbl.

I wish there were twitter conventions... then I’d be able to carry out a mass shooting

 

[Liber Pater]

If it weren't for drugged up trainwrecks thinking porn was a good idea we wouldn't live in a world where a man crippled by dick disease killed a journalist with a rare pepe.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

female streamers are basically the Jews of gaming

 

[Antipathy]

When the pendulum swings back, I will point and laugh as you all are dog walked into the showers right after they take your unearned rights.

"Guys I'm asexual. For real I am guys. I don't like sex guys. I'm super cereal about it."

[BEATS HIS MEAT TO BLACKED.COM AT HOME]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Janet Jackson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

He said before he got it from Denver Health which is primarily known as the local hospital where the ambulances take homeless people who have overdosed in the middle of the sidewalk. Guarantee you it’s a Medicaid vagina.

 

[Antipathy]

>"isn't too bad"
>is a character from a children's cartoon in lingerie

nigga

We've had buttvore pooptransformation, cubs in urinals, malnutritioned furry human shitslaves, diaper scat and watersports psychic hypnosis, shitting down the penis into the balls...

Its a trans allegory because the franchise jumped off a tall building after 1/3rd of its existence and nobody mourned it after it was dead

My problem with Soros, besides being a massive catalyst for jew hating despite being hated by Israelis and trying to tear down democracy there, is that he is just one head of the hydra known as the globohomo, which is built from a multitude of billionaires, politicians and NGOs of all religions and ethnicities.

Humiliation fetishism is one of the many routes to trans. Get someone who gets off from being degraded and called a woman, girlie, etc and eventually they break down to that form permanently.

 

[Army Burger]

Before reading this thread I was pretty tolerant and now I want to put troons in concentration camps.

Imagine discovering that your mother is a Kiwifarms shitposter:

He was in Beirut the other day and someone called him sir.
he shart so hard 1000's died.

I do one of the world's most convincing retard impersonations

 

[verygayFrogs]

autism and deviantart go together like peanut butter and jelly

Does Sonichu like to sit on the floor of cars?

Autism truly is a hell of a drug.

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

I'd like one order of Nigger Balls please, and one Quarterpoun There with Chesse

Stop putting rocks in your orifices!

Imagine being such a loser you can't find anyone who wants to have sex with you so you imagine being fucked instead.

suck me my penis.

Symptoms of anxiety can be quite easily managed, if you try CBT

Depends on where you're from, because I have seen some weird Jesus shit in my time.

Well now I wanna fuck someone’s gran, thanks a lot.

I wonder if these people have astral sex with their daddy?

this nigga is a rape connoisseur.

Normal person detected
Activating Autism

Ah yes, The Transgender Fantasy.

Damn white people and their... Card games.

Imagine being cucked by imaginary friends

Does Allah fuck, and if so, is it consensual?

No, dis bitch be a ratchet ho. Skank qween she be!

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

PARTY

I'm going to cleanse your dirty whore energy slut crystal!"

 

[A Grey Cat]

. So what if more troons hang themselves in closets or slit their wrists in bathtubs because their hrt isn't covered by insurance anymore?

 

[Antipathy]

Aaaw, did somebody get turned down for the prom?

I endured from beginning to end. My only question was "Why are so many people trying to compete with Mai Chan's Daily Life?"

Every single day, we drift further from god's light.

Imagine being so indoctrinated that a fucking children's show about adorable police puppies breaks your mind.

I can't believe one black guy's death actually triggered full on 100% clown world. I mean, we were at like 60% clown world already, but that 40% jump is really noticeable in such a short time frame.

I wonder if they come for Judy Hopps next. Or is she an exception, because furries love her too much?

I will murder every nigger and Jew I can find if they cancel paw patrol. It is literally the only thing my toddler will sit and watch long enough that I can take a shit.

Grown adults will "pretend" to seethe about Paw Patrol then proceed to talk about how Steven Universe promotes fascism.

As Hunter Thompson noted, "the press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."

They didn't identify anyone involved, so I'm going to guess joggers.

 

[Next Task]

Tommy Tooter's thread title:
Prove That You're More Of A Lady Than Me, You Trannier Than Thou Talking Turds -

 

[MediocreMilt]

you have no sense of humor, you have no heart, your knowledge of "science" is flawed, reeking of confirmation bias and you have a penis you hate and want to have modified into something you can take BBC into bareback because your anus has prolapsed from taking the giant fudge sticks in your pie hole all these years. you're pitiful

 

[Teadrinkr]

Shamelessly stolen from the Yandere Dev thread:

kiwi farm more like null wannabes
kiwi farm more like null wannabes

Hey Kiwifarms, ever think about going outside?

HEY KIWIFARMERS ARE YA HACKING S O N S

kiwifarm MORE LIKE DISCOUNT 4CHAN

Hey Kiwifarms, ligma nuts

 

[Assman]

I contend to this group, that I am quite lovely for a mutilated old hermaphrodite

 

[Teadrinkr]

More from the same thread as before. wow

HELLO KIWIFARM BOIS MY NAME IS ARINA MY NUDES ONLY COST 2 CSGO KEYS

hey kiwifarms. suckmy nut

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

my favorite part about the EvaXephon archives.

You're all idiots. All of you. There's not a single intelligent person among you. You're all foul, dispicable human beings with immoral values and idiotic mentalities.

I've had it with this place. It's full of the most stupid people I've ever met

edited cause I forgot one more

 

[Medical Hawaii]

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This is it, this is the key: He grew up in a crazy, sexually repressed Catholic household. Was going full coomer his form of rebellion or some shit? Clearly his parents failed him.

"I thought women had penises." No comment. I'm... I'm... I'm done for now....

"Before the age of 10, I still thought that women had penises"

 

[Local Fed]

Pig's mad.

Guess not all black men love her fat ass.

Tess is a Russian agent*. The FSB use her to sow discord and make America fatter and stupider. Yuri Bezmenov warned about this kind of thing decades ago but we didn't listen.

*they pay her in cake