random_text.txt

[Syaoran Li]

21-Dimensional Vampire: The Masquerade

I've used this one in reference to the "4D Chess" meme Lord knows how many times.

 

[Local Fed]

Also, why would you want to be known as "The 7-11 gang"? That just makes you sound fat and you enjoy hassling Indian immigrants.

 

[Jack Awful]

Bro what the FUCK are you DOING

 

[Bessie]

The fuck kind of relations are you people in that you believe everything random time travellers say about your girl?

it's you from the future

Believing Dynastia lol.

 

[Unog]

In her case, it's more likely a ziploc bag (you just pinch the edges together a bit and hope they stick).

 

[Sigma]

Polyamory was a real thing before communists labeled it as a label.

 

[Basil II]

You
Do you support pedophillia?
You
A simple yes or no will suffice.
Netflix
We can't really comment on that but while we believe in creative freedom, at Netflix we respect all religions and their cultures, traditions, and values.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

I remembered being taught how to make pasta in elementary special ed class. Don't ask why I was in special ed classes in preschool to middle school... my mom was angry at the fact that I keep going to special ed classes "

 

[Antipathy]

Schrödinger's autism.

It's cute that these people talk like they're actually going to leave their bedrooms to do shit like this.

I just know that if I had kids and they did this shit I would disown them immediately!

Jesus Christ!

When you're so degenerate your fetish is a word salad.

Ah, the good old pre-internet days. Fuck I miss them.

It’s not your own until you’ve fondled it with hands covered in Pizza Hut grease.

I still remember that scuffle at Disneyland. With all that screaming I thought I was watching Animal Planet.

Null is truly a prophet of our times. After correctly predicting the corn harvest, he immediately correctly predicts that the Dax pedo apologist shit would be a millstone around his neck. Watching this unfold real-time has been something else.

What the fuck dude, you're not supposed to post this where normalfags can see it!

In other words, while the politics of the day are fleeting, weird bondage fetishism is eternal.

 

[Table Country]

She's like a sadder internet version of Charles Manson, only at least Manson had friends and went outside.

 

[Neko GF]

This gay internet fourm about trannies needs more consistency in its moderation

 

[CobraPlissken]

"Unapologetic autistic anger is a radical act." - via @JambledUpWords here, suggested for random_text.txt by @SPX5kzy here.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Electric hymen administers 20,000 volts on contact!

 

[Antipathy]

What if the real Chris Chan were the friends we made along the way?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So all Epstein had to do was say it wasn't prostitution, it was just a cooming of age drama.

 

[Antipathy]

Furry art will be extremely valuable once the glorious revolution finally happens.

Here at kiwi, we are all accomplished murderers.

 

[verygayFrogs]

If a girl gets fuck a lot her pussy turns into wizard sleeve

That old nigger looks more leathery than the chair he's in.

Say "fuck it" and whip out your dick.

They're really trying to cuck the tuck now aren't they?

Cucker Tarlson is a faggot. And a nigger.

I prefer vampire castle

The yellow pages has been doxing people since forever. Nothing has changed.

TAKE THAT! NO SCOPE YOU NIGGER FAGGOT!!

YOU'RE A FUCKING WELFARE

 

[Assman]

Then think I’m fat. Not my problem. I’m still going to be the amazing, fantastic, fucking luminescent woman I am. Have a good day.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

If you ignore that weird piece of crotch taffy, you'll notice that the pubes have a very masculine distribution.

 

[Antipathy]

Lets be real DSP could cornhole a nine year old boy on stream and get the case dismissed for some reason.

EDIT: For any folks who read through this later, I doxed 'em all on page 15. Enjoy.

Get your diddler ESLfag face the fuck out of here. Netflix may allow your kind, Kiwifarms does not.