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[Unog]

Women love a man in uniform, and women love Hugo Boss. You'd think they'd love the two together but noooo

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Wouldn't it be neat if the veins on penises and the folds in fabric all meant something?" -Alendra Grecia Pine

 

[Happy Fish]

I am a sociopath. Sorry. Not sorry.

 

[Positron]

Anger is good. Hopelessness isn't. Anger knocks down castles. Anger beheads kings. Anger wipes out armies. Anger wipes entire CITIES worth of enemies off the face of the Earth in the time it takes to say "enough."

Anger is how you win.

 

[Antipathy]

[She] loves to cold-canvas for male attention by plastering flattering imagery of herself all over the net, but she knows she can't inspire it aujourd'hui elle-même because she's a bloated sasquatch and so we the lucky people are subjected to underage erotica so she can get awkward compliments from bewildered yentas about what a sexy obese child she was.

 

[Table Country]

He's either a bona fide pedo or he's the type that will bomb a city square in 10 years or attempt his own cult. Def a few OCs short of a sonichu comic if you get my drift

 

[Unog]

Let the sperg husbandry begin. We have to find a way to get Tommy Tooter to nut inside that mountain jew woman.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Vegetables. Like, what the fuck?

haha callout printer go brrrrrrrr

Why is meth such a good fertility drug?

Koichi is a cuck.

I should not be surprised that English racists love Tommy Robinson that much. And yet... I am.

Imagine being retarded enough to earn a thread here and then having the audacity to call other people retards.

Her head is a cube.

Niggas being niggas

DON'T STOMP CAT TO DEATH. WIN.

Bitches are seriously simping over this square headed frankenstein kitty killer

It's official, Leaf's a tulpa

I was eating.

lol a yankaboo

ain't nothing wrong with drawing gay sex, but when you got saggy titties we riot

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

I want off Homestuck's wild ride.

CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE

I'm going to miss seeing some of the cringe schizo shit that tiktok has provided, ngl.

That ain't Yamcha

THAT AIN'T YAMCHA

f in the chat for longboi

NUTMEAT

 

[ADHD]

It's easy to stand there and condemn abortion until your wife shits out a Hartley Hooligan.

 

[Catmannjew]

New co-conspirators have been aligned in the growing Red-Brown alliance of fascists and communists who form the silent majority in defending the Mortal Engines movie. These names are: Kirkburn and MechQueste.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

so like

if I went full Adolf Hitler cosplay and went through Germany robbing stores would they be forced to delete the CCTV evidence because Hitler

Did you just misgender Hitler?

Were they cute pictures of Hitler?

Did you just assume Hitler's gender?

 

[Bec]

"is it weird that it doesn't really shock me that jelloapocalypse draws pics of women shitting and farting"

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If I was a cop, I'd never shoot anyone but autists, tards, and minorities.

 

[Beluga]

I asked this because I am a petty misanthrope, and also because I despise Albert and would like to see him walk into the elevator shaft sans elevator.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It's CatParty, he always finds journalistic new lows.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Even the luma has become blackwashed!

I see floppy puss..

I don't even like Homestuck and I'm mad.

Let this inspire future mothers to never drink while pregnant.

It's a free banana, you ook-ook, and you still find a way to complain

Fuck sake.

Holy shit the sperging.

That is absolutely fucking disgusting, good job.

HE WAS SLAPPING MY UDDERS AND FISTING MY ASS...

The souls of young children and minorities, probably.

That's not fair. I cant survive off of fried chicken, pig knuckles and watermelon.

>no mention of BIG, BLACK COCK

The McDonald's cheeseburgers I buy are all locally made in the restaurant down the street by underprivileged brown people.

What? What was that? I couldnt read you properly, Im too invested in my delicious testosterone burger to give a shit. Its better than the nachos, they sucked

Christopher Columbus did nothing wrong.

You fuckers better tumblrify the Nostalgia Critic

man, liberals are shitting up bollywood like an indian street

Brothers and sisters, I have a dream! I dream that one day little white children and little nigger children will sit together around the table of brotherhood!

Me too, but mostly because I'm sick of the black American obsession with their own sense of victimhood.

You know you fucked up when Wop Slop torture porn is more well crafted and engaging than your film.

What a niggerfaggot.

"Today I'm going to teach you all about your coccyx and colon, children!"

BILL NYE THE CP GUY
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
"Lolis rule!"
BILL NYE THE CP GUY

lol he's FAT

He is fat, has a tiny dick, inverted nipples and I wouldn't have sex with him.

Who the fuck would let their kids near him at a public pool??

i know im in the minority here but fat guys have cute dicks. I wanna put a baby tophat on his.

Did I stick my dick in her sister's ass

Well it all started with some meth...

Grand Theft Equine

>not calling them updoots

HARRY POTTER AND THE SURGEONS OF THAILAND

Make trannies a joke again.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Pathetic. What does it take to get a modicum of respect around here?

 

[Local Fed]

Popeyes turned their restaurant into a house of lies with their "ghost pepper wings." Fuck that. Those wings were mild as all hell, and they deserve all the divine judgment God heaps upon their house.

You should read about what happened when the Haitians decided to culturally enrich their next door neighbor.

"Male walking around trying to fight people, I think he has issues. He's black..."

I really do want to see them do a dance dance revolution on the white house lawn. That be something for tomorrow's headlines.

 

[verygayFrogs]

These are black people that should only be referred to as "niggers" and nothing else

@Y2K Baby radicalized me into hating infants and the mentally deficient

AOC. She has great titties though.
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A plate of eggs, bacon and BIG, BLACK DICK.

His scrotum looks like it's mutating into a pseudo-vagina.

*guy cuts ribbon*
*giant paper unfolds*
paper reads: KILLALLNIGGERSJEWSANDSPICSLOLDIEFAGGOTS

Ocean bugs are delicious.

I don't think most white men want to see black women naked.

Deez nuts have a white supremacy problem