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[verygayFrogs]

I would never have guessed a dude who named himself "perfection" was a narcissistic faggot.

There's few things worse than a egotistical black weeb fighting with a gatekeeping greasy weeb

I'M STRAIGHT, I SWEAR I DON'T SUCK PEENE

Can someone explain me why blacks have such a huge boner for Naruto and DBZ?

No, he calls that * unzips *

TRUE PERFECTION

he is hot and i would fuck him

He makes my pussy flood like the Nile river!

Tbh, the best case scenario for Khord now is to just say he's on thw world's longest drug bender.

It was actually that bit about Gabe that made me realize yet another way my parents sucked, but at least they weren't furries that took me to babyfur room parties.

This is like watching a couple scream and throw chairs at each other in a McDonalds while you're just at the counter trying to order.

I want off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride. Please. I want off.

Somehow, I don't really feel all that bad about exposing a dude that was willing to pull his gross wiener out at a traumatized child.

Go touch yourself queermosexual.

You are a stupid nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

Hide your wives
Hide your kids
Hide your husbands
Hide the animals

His ass knows no limits. He'll fuck anything with a pulse (and maybe without one, who knows)

Don't forget that according to him there's nothing wrong with him inviting a teenager over and showing her his dirty micropenis.

I'm pretty sure putting up ima
ges of your family member looming like a lizard man is a great way to honor his legacy.

What if the real creepypastas were the children we groomed along the way?

Reminds me of that guy who made Laughing Jack just to get into mentally ill 12 year old panties.

ass carpal tunnel is my thing, donut steel

"If you're white, you're not allowed to care about the brown people! "

Disney's balance on Star Wars is like 95% incompetent autism 5% Mandalorian.

Imagine being in your 40s and posting this shit to the internet unironically.

That flap covers his dick.

There's plenty of nigger porn, wtf are they talking about? Even George Floyd made negro porn.

And that is how furries get away with murder.

We already got to much nigger cuck porn.

I knew someone who beat it to gothic Waluigi.

Somebody had sex with Nancy Pelosi at one point.

What kind of fucking jew watermarks a screencap of someone else's post?

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I hope you fags love gook cartoons and Ace Attorney references

Don't you know, body positivity is only for women.

With posts this retarded I'm amazed he hasn't caught a ban yet.

Stop shopping at Claire's for gay baby jewelry you wall-hitting, spoiled egg splattering, snail-trailing free-bleeding coochscooter

Nobody will pay for your OnlyFans granny panty shots the same way nobody likes your deviantart posts; because even in the online world women have to compete and everything you've you tried in your freeloading cum-dumpster skate through life is done better by someone younger and smarter than you.

Either way you're just an unwanted & unused wet hole that nobody has the mercy to take off the market.

Alaska is just cold Florida.

For the first time in my life, I think the Jews aren't responsible for something.

November 11th. The day The War ended and the day Walgreens closed.

It's ALL the niggas! I thought hearing it was homeless it would be a mix of white and black?

I thought this was a thread about kiwi farmers that had sex with animals for some reason.

McDonalds Lives Matter.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You can't argue with sperging, its like trying to slay a hydra, you just make more sperging if you fight it.

 

[AbyssStarer]

It's sad when you pine for the days where you can be like fucking FLORIDA.

 

[Childe]

You can't save some people. Some people are destined to be monsters. To live a life of pain, mediocrity and worthlessness. I was born to do this, I was destined for this. I knew this would happen deep down. Nothing can save me. NOBODY can.

 

[гape]

Im glad I saw child pornogrpahy tonight. Based Hunter. Now the FEDs will kill us all.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

'Be impressed, puny mortals, as I wobble my fat hand and a crystal falls off it!'

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY CRACKHEAD SON OFF THE INTERNET NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Now you listen to me. If the the justice department sees those damn videos... about your dick.. that you put on the damn internet...

It could be an emotional tattoo in commemoration of where he smoked his first rock of crack or something

Bet his mother gave him that haircut. They probably had sex afterward.

 

[Thornforg]

I liked her, but she raped me in college during a demonic ritual.

South China Sea, my ass. That's the North Australia Sea, bugmen. Get it right.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Go back having sex with your mother and sister.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?

I still can't get over the obsession that he is somehow screwing her own mother

Can we not refer to this thing as Barbie please? It’s insulting to the doll.

You can get a PhD in Thottery now?

fuckin hell, all of Billy children look like they're product of incest

collage was a mistake.

both these bitches on tiktok were ugly as hell. hate i had to watch this crap and not have it in the background.

archive your shit you absolute niggerfaggot

Shcizophrenia gets unironic views on tiktok

Sounds like someone needs more dick in their life.

riding the dick carousel

Magna Cum Loaded.

Can you shitpost about something good for once?

He smoked way too much autism

The last one was from the chat

 

[Jack Awful]

i mean fr, those little alien dudes do be fuckable

 

[Local Fed]

Say what you will about this place, but I don’t think the Farms has ever doxed a fucking nun.

 

[SIGSEGV]

KiwiFarms has proven itself to be beyond a gossip forum, but a primary vehicle of the most evil people in the world.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Almost anything that comes out of that dude's mouth fucking qualifies, I swear to god

 

[SIGSEGV]

Almost anything that comes out of that dude's mouth fucking qualifies, I swear to god

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I told someone to kill himself and he sperged out so hard he ended up with his own thread.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

The 9.5-inch penis pierce through the souls of all the forces of justice.

Now is the time for us to cut off 9.5-inch penis and Satan’s evil forces.

From the G News Hunter Biden sex tape article.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

What about the inverse being characters in fiction alogging real people? I doubt there's a bigger example of that than Dante's Inferno. In a way it's the proto Sonichu.

I've always thought Dante was a smug little vengeful autist.

"Go Virgil! Guide me into hell to the extreme!"

"I will, thank you Dante!"

 

[Aquinas]

@Jack Awful
Yeah? What about it fuckface?
I stand by my statement, both in position AND Erection

 

[Big Nasty]

Dildo riding extravaganza.
It was more entertaining to see the cat in the background.

I would be shocked if this woman has ever had an orgasm in her life.

 

[Childe]

Also, this. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/OlI6R0pj15g

"DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING ON FUCKING KIWIFARMS! Smh. THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF IMBICILES WITH NO LIVES!"

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I am so glad I mostly work on my own, and just have to suffer old ladies trying to rape me.