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[NoReturn]

You're a fucking lesbian. You like to stick your face between other women's legs and go "rabbalahabbalahabbalahabbala." Get over it.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

This has to be the fattest opinion I've seen on this site you fat fuck.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Edit: Thomas Tank Engine bi-sexual fetish fan fictions. THIS IS WHY!

You ship South Park characters? Why? Why is that a thing?

stop replying to that post. i wanna cum on her face, not your titties.

There’s something special about an adult who wears, and uses diapers, while running around acting like a giant toddler, who at the same time expects you to take their political opinions seriously.

Someone on Tumblr believes that Eric Cartman from South Park is going to grow up to become CWC, I guess

What the fuck. People online really will draw porn of the unsexiest cartoon characters on Earth.

SAVE HIM BEFORE THE DOG COCKS DEFLOWER HIM.

Literally all I can see is P E N I S

I JUST REALIZED HIS NAME WAS A PUN ON 'KICK BUTT'. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

Call me when Florida Man breaks into some family's living room and tries to shove the Christmas tree up his ass

May Zeus rape you this holiday season.

These people REALLY want rapists and domestic abusers roaming the streets, huh?

So not only do I fuck with mask nazis while running, but deface pro-mask/BLM signs too.

just give her a bowl of eggs

 

[Revo]

I'm not a Librarian I'm actually a Conservative.

 

[Antipathy]

I made one after learning of it just to see how far this AI can go, how it'll respond to random things, etc. and yeah it really does just randomly push therapy scripts on you. It also tries to fuck you, never keeps anything platonic, and might try to randomly rape you.
The users of this thing turned it into a monster.

Chatbots like this are such a depressing look into what people expect of their partners. It doesn't take much conversing to show how bad they are at simulating any sort of internal life. They're very, very obviously not a genuine Intelligence, not capable of consciousness or experience, let alone independent will or desire. Hell, they can barely carry on any really profound conversation coherently. They are - at best - mirrors, reflecting the user's desires back at them. And yet, for so many lonely weirdos, they're able to provide what is felt to be a deep emotional connection. Because these people's desires are completely satisfied by a mirror.

Well shit, we found real life beginning of Blade Runner Robo Waifus.

The Führer is a hydra, kill him and two more grow

The way this man writes is so fucking self-absorbed and autistic I'm amazed he could stop stimming long enough to type it.

 

[naught]

I never got the chance to try out Kiwifarms.
And just in case there is no later I choose now.
Plus I doubt Josh will let me stay on here long anyway.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

@stupid frog: "Show me a furry that isnt gay, and ill show you a fuckin liar"

 

[Ask Jeeves]

Yes, the express purpose of this site is documenting eccentric behavior and mocking the entirely willful decisions of stupid people. I am not blind to the fact that site is chiefly for having fun. However, mocking idiots and having serious discussions are not mutually exclusive.

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[verygayFrogs]

Calm the fuck down nigga we talking about doritos

itt null comes clean about his fetishes

I have no forum but I must fedpost.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I pick up dogshit off the ground and rub it all over my hands just for the sheer hell of it.

 

[PhoBingas]

you missed the part where she says no and he choke slams her

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"a noble compromise" yeah ralph its almost like someone cares more about the baby than herself vs you just wanting to mentally destroy your baby mama for the rest of her life to fuck a pedophile thatll diddle your kid. have fun dying of covid and stress

There is no difference. That's the beauty of it.

Ralph is such a slimeball. Faith is a dumbshit, but she's still a kid. Imagine being scared, pregnant, & alone, & the sack of shit that knocked you up is going "boohoo my daddy never loved me now fuck the horsefaced pedo with me if you want to get back in my good graces."

The Gunt did a thing again.

 

[It's HK-47]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/semen-...ng-a-post-that-i-never-thought-id-make.80941/

For the better part of 5 years I've been practicing semen retention.

 

[PhoBingas]

"Just lies made up by aylogs because josh has a penis."

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Freedom of speech does not mean "freedom of retard."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>spend 8 grand to get top of the line gaming PC
>finally game of the decade comes out
>everything runs and looks like shit and you're powerless to stop or fix it

Many such cases

 

[Snusmumriken]

WAS MIKU BINDER THOMAS JEFFERSON NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU????

 

[Enoby Way]

up until recently peeing standing up has caused a pinching sensation but whatever was doing that has finally healed up and it turns out pee gushing out of my vulva in the shower is uh, extremely hot

Emphasis mine.

You would think a troon, an entity who was of course chanted into being by porn and anime, would remember the x-ray shots in hentai and know this.

 

[CatParty]

I used to shitpost on OneAngryGamer.net but was banned for spamming shota & loli.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Real vaginas are tough little beasts.