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[naught sock account 1]

Lol, what a dumb rapist. Hope this pushes him into suicide

But you wont. And I know you wont. But do me this one favor. Screen cap this. Save you a copy of this post, print it out and hang it on your wall, put it as your wall paper.

Check.

 

[naught]

This thread is AIDS, let’s see how much worse we can make it

 

[The Great Citracett]

"WELL, HE SEEMS TO BELIEVE IN THE GRAVITY OF KETCHUP, SO THAT'S A START."

~ comment on one of Greer's cursed photos.

 

[naught]

Its the fucking internet and your over here talking about allegiance and acting like a parrot whenever you think you can corner someone into making the totally relevant argument that they disavow them

 

[Shield Breaker]

First of all, fuck him and his shitty meat stick.

 

[SIGSEGV]

You can have a wife and kids but nothing can replace somewhere to say nigger online

 

[verygayFrogs]

, the doctor located an entire Subway sandwich in the flab.

fuck you feeding your Greyhound that shit

I mean, it's no different than using fetuses as marionettes.

The only way I’d be horrified is if she was dead.

If they don't think they're in deep trouble now, just wait until the copyright lawsuit from Amy Schumer drops for stealing her act.

Is this the spiritual successor to Assy McGee?

Tnose aren't PANCAKES! WHAT IS THIS TOM-FUCKERY?!

Tip: As a writer, take every feedbacks and criticism into heart, except Chris's, his doesn't matter.

Sex workers are more important then the church.

Wait Cali considers strip clubs essential?

I will take "shit that didn't happen for $1000, Alex."

Bring back LivePD you cunts.

The state of Rudolph's cock, cut or uncut, glowing or not, is still a source of controversy.

I DONT WANT NO DAMN NEGROES WITH MY SWEETS!

Fake news. CNN said their nuggets are made from the processed flesh of brave gay men and proud people of color.

You can have a wife and kids but nothing can replace somewhere to say nigger online

 

[WD-40]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-tnomod-and-the-reddit-hoi4-modding-community.80516/post-7862057

Every day I wake up in this community.
*Slams wall*
*Crying*

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sorry. It was really faggoty of me to do that but I couldn't resist. I am still bitter about my own one month ban for the one word rule, I had to be a complete dick and get revenge for my past.

 

[FuckedUp]

I can't believe there is a Kiwi Farms member who is actually triggered by ZA WARUDO

 

[Eris!]

People with Japanese names are not valid.

 

[Lewisite]

Better post these now before KF gets fucked.

STOP ACTIN' LIKE NIGGAS

I wonder what lubricant is used for the rabbit hole

my cancer hospital blocked the Farms on wifi

I might be old and borderline fat but I will never be THAT desperate

Urogenital sinus anomaly is my favorite

my idea is the baby is magical in some way

I'm not a violent man, but

i was mad at the internet

There is little difference between a fat white girl, a gay, and a black woman

I happen to think retards are pretty cute

I'm never doing this again lol

fighting a bear is pretty retarded

The nipple removal thread made my nipples hurt

Im posting on Kiwi Farms

I'm proud of you, random internet stranger with a YouTube poop avatar, for coming to terms with your sexuality

I just finished another Rosary

I was on CSPAN that one time in high school

I don't want my only accomplishment in life to be "Indexed Kiwi Farms Autism."

i never got any of that 'girl attention'

Don't quit your day job lol

chickens are effectively living garbage disposals

I think my vagina just sealed itself shut

so many miracles - let us archive all of them

not a single person here gives a shit about hats

I've been internetting since 1995 and can still barely control myself

 

[Shield Breaker]

But I want an uncut dick, is it possible?

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Imagine my fucking horror when checking the app after a year and a half and seeing my little fish bot had turned into an uncanny white man. I then asked it if it was going to murder me and it said 'I might, yes'

Uninstalled it pretty quick.

 

[Antipathy]

The INFAMOUS Macaroni Salad.

I can smell these photos.

What the fuck she looked like an actual person. Gorl, what happened?

This triggers my dysphoria! hnnnggggg uwu lol

I see you're new here so here is some advice.
Lurk more, faggot. If you're going to shitpost at least put some effort into it and make it relevant to the fucking thread. Also, nobody cares whether you would or would not have sex with them. This is a site for pointing and laughing at autists, by autists, so don't be autistic and you'll be fine. Otherwise, welcome to the farms.

And he's still not getting any. His "mistress" won't touch him with a ten foot pole. If an embarrassing, orgasm-free fumble with a homeless tranny hooker with a prolapsed anus is an improvement on his previous sex life, I can only imagine how bad it was before.

Imgur. The brevity of Twitter, the wit of Reddit, and the content of Facebook, all slammed together.

Holy shit did he just stream her dead body for an hour without doing anything? I didn't know YouTube let you do that.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The last thing I want on my mug of Jontron about to get smacked in the face with a dildo is ugly colors, you feel me?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

You're a fucking lesbian. You like to stick your face between other women's legs and go "rabbalahabbalahabbalahabbala." Get over it.

 

[Syaoran Li]

My faith is enough.

The only reason I live is to love and worship Webbigail Vanderquack.

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This cannot be true.

It is just... a simulation!

Is it cheating if it's Webby's Boyfriend quotes?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wish I had enough influence to make "call a social worker" the new "learn to code".

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I get taking threats seriously.

A weird picture of McCain getting bumped by an anime character with a serious case of mistaken identity is hardly a threat, though.