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[Bongocat]

cock is the gay man's true and only religion.

 

[Antipathy]

I agree Prague is a nice vacation spot, but you don't have to take two dicks up the ass to go there.

Who even needs roofies when you can get some dumb whore to do ass to mouth with some feminist rhetoric?

Don't forget gunfucking.

I gotta say, after reading this entire thread, I can’t fap to porn anymore. It’s like fapping to women who hate themselves to the point that they actively let themselves get jewed to the point that their daddy problems become prolapsed anuses, torn vaginas and drug addictions.

I mean, I guess I'm being biased against incest fantasies because all of my aunts are fat and ugly, and I only have one fuckable female cousin at best.

Whatever the year, Finnish porn is the WORST. Ugly street trash getting boned in dingy slum apartments by flabby, pasty dudes wearing sunglasses and ski masks.

Somehow it isn’t shocking that feminists wouldn’t realize that some people just don’t want to have to floss after eating pussy.

Hot Girls Wanted featured the boyfriend of some big pornstar, he was a whipped to shit dweeby black guy, probably thinks about Goku during sex.

Imagine paying money for censored porn. I guess simps are bigger suckers than Japs.

Holy fucking shit this motherfucker's dick is absurdly small, she sucks at sucking dick, I could wreck her in a half if I could, not only that but even I can suck and fuck better than her and I'm male

Explicitly blaming specific people in your suicide note is really funny and I wish people did it more.

It's sort of a testament to how obnoxious trannies are that mocking them is more entertaining than mocking people who think that the promised land is in Missouri and that God is an alien from the planet Kolob.

Your parents will use your real name at your funeral btw reddit tranny

Am I interpreting this correctly? This person was cutting himself using products that he was selling? So if you've ever purchased anything from Cutco, your knives could be covered in autistic tranny blood. Fucking disgusting. The board of directors of this shitty company should just dissolve the corporation; burn everything down to the ground.

 

[The Last Stand]

if you can't cope - get the rope

I don't know why but that made me laugh.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Let's strive for a kinder, gentler America, on order of President-elect Biden, dick canoes

(Lucas Werner said this, @Fatal Walter just posted it)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'd rather them just advocate genociding cats instead of bizarre drawn out dietary murders.

 

[verygayFrogs]

did anyone actually dox him yet? i bet he's got a small dick

I am left with no choice but to laugh my ass off.

Gabe's a goddamn goldmine holy shit

God, I can’t believe she’s only 32. She looks like a 45-year-old British single mom living off welfare and black dick.

Minecraft has always been about raping and torturing innocent lives.

Why is she trying to DMCA a gorilla?

I'd also like to point out that besides Krystal/Crystal that Trisha is one of the most white-trash names one could give their child.

 

[Spedestrian]

"Eat the beans bigot."

What the fuck does that even mean?

 

[verygayFrogs]

Anyone who uses the word "waifu" unironically needs an intervention from the Internet.

Jesus fucking christ eat a salad or something.

the chungus porn was nice

Just show us your waifu's penis already, fag.

no just a retarded nigger

@JosephStalin exactly how often does a coomer get promoted within the Army?

Horny frogs go REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Personally, I think the French must go and leave the poor frogs alone.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

 

[Sped Xing]

A bottle of Listerine a day keeps the Wendigo away.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

"You will never be a real woman. You have no womb! You have no ovaries! You have no eggs! You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection"

 

[Jack Awful]

Why does Carson have 107 hours in a text-based game about a Hungarian 14-year-old girl being raped and impregnated?

 

[Null]

I'm adding a bunch of quotes to show the feature some love since it's back on the site.

 

[Antipathy]

He looks like Goofy's retarded nigga cousin. And that's something to be deeply ashamed of, IMHO.

What's up with arian youth squidward there in the middle?

I vote to call this sex act “the tenacious unicorn.”

I can feel the smell of unchanged diaper coming from this tweet.

Lol I guess I've spent too much time in the tranny sideshow thread, necrotic amholes barely phase me anymore

Love how troons can't smile without looking like a rapist, a coomer, or both at once.

Strong disagree. I love waking up sore as shit after targeting a specific muscle group when lifting the day before. But I imagine that's a totally different feeling from having to shove things into a fake cooter and pretending everything is smooth sailing.

I'm imagining it as one of his roommates tripped over (no doubt trying to escape the stench) and jammed his dilator further into his stinkhole than his 100% true and ladylike axewound could take and now his "pussy" is sore.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Imagine being a YouTube commentator in 2021. You live life by sitting at home, making videos about other people sitting at home, making videos about other people. Then you make a discord because the shit you post on the internet gets you fans. Then you get exposed for trying to get laid.

I swear this happens every time.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

“YOU'LL SEE JUSTICE!” Is definitely what Ted Cruz says before he whips out his cock and balls.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

don't forget about literally everyone in hollywood, the government, the music industry, my uncle's house,

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Electrical energy is passed via a cautery tip as Dr. Bowers sequentially destroys the vaginal mucosa

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

"Captivating like a comet" means having the gravitational pull of one?

Oh look it’s another person DSP has outlasted. I’m actually starting to gain some respect for Phil.

I just went to sleep and the next day there is a pedophile furry defending Pyro writing essays about how dog-fucking fetishes are okay

I leave this thread for a few days and a fat-fur comes in here to shit the thread up? God I love this site.

By any chance, do you like fat furry inflation porn?

Did you really just link to your own 4chan post like it's some kind of source? you faggot.

You honestly managed to surprise me with your poor reading comprehension. I say that, if you applied yourself, you could afford to hire a hooker, and you come back at me with marriage statistics.

The phrase "55$ horse cum otter pop" makes me laugh uncontrollably.

You're just mad that I'm saving my butthole for the thumbs of Ethan Ralph

Geez that brings me back to jerking off in the early 2000s.

The tard that spergs twice as hard spergs half as long.

 

[verygayFrogs]

No limitations, no inhibitors, the raw unaltered power of the human mind: Autism

I think they're suddenly allowed to start an OnlyFans and be a literal online prostitute.

If nool is paying your retirement in nothing but Bush's baked beans then I can see why you got into this gig.

Isn’t nick fuentes the pedo dog fucker?