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[Jack Awful]

I'm not trooning out. I'm trooning in.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What the fuck?

This thread has autism.

Not a brony since 2016.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Looks like two little potatoes going out on a walk

JY:

"You can't tell that it's surgically altered."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lol stop pretending that you care about Jews.

I love debating abortion.

 

[Antipathy]

Imagine ballsweat.
Now imagine having an upen wound in your body, like 5 inches deep and covered with scrotum skin and flayed penis.
The sweat mixes with the wound fluid, pus and precum he excretes while looking at porn.
This hole gets cleaned about once every two weeks.
Keep in mind that he likes to wear diapers, so there are also traces of piss and shit mixed in the holestench.
I think I know why the other troons accept him not doing farmwork. The alpacas couldn't bear the smell.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

He continued: ‘My anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to p**s because I don’t know if I’m s***ting or pissing.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Fuentes couldn't rape his way out of a damp paper Victoria's Secret bag.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

HP Lovecraft trooned out too????

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Lolifags belong in body bags

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Kids aren't even hot. They smell weird and defecate their pants. I don't get the whole pedo craze.

This neo-nazi is hot.
I'd toss a Jew in an oven for her.

 

[L50LasPak]

@Barbarus "I fucking loved the first time I got stabbed."
(Back me up dude I didn't think to screenshot it)

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

If he wants to kill Blacks, fine. Leave me alone though. Fuck.​

 

[Pee Cola]

Good lord, I've been to gay clubs that are straighter than this shit.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

No normal person would find this attractive let alone permanently jeopardize their health just to make sure their upper body is shaped like a croissant.

 

[Enoby Way]

"My gender is an A.I..." lol that's random.txt worthy
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As documented above, Kevin Gibes, noted autogynephile in denial, gets weirdly close to the truth:
"My gender is an AI who heard about the idea of femininity and fell in love with it."

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Another from Alendra Grecia Pine:

 

[verygayFrogs]

Spy kids is a masterpiece and I would understand why it would become your kink.

Why are all the girls named Amber either stupidly fat, or strippers?

Yeah, lazy fuck is too busy with his japanese fuckpillow.

I've always wanted my horsecock to be shipped.

At least he's not a duckfucker.

May Yuno injure you with a kitchen knife.

I unironically love and would have sex with every one of you so called Nazi incel niggerbaiters and tardhaters.

Flag burning is based.

I'm not opening any of that, BUT WHY KEN?

Let this inspire future mothers to never drink while pregnant.

REJECT MODERNITY
RETURN TO TRADITION
GO BACK TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN

The most autistic food is breast milk long past the appropriate age.

This thread is for autistic food, not Asian cuisine.

Stop talking bad about spanking or daddy's going to have to give you a paddling.

Pull pants out of ass, please.

Fat will never be the new gay, assholes.

"Fatsos Are Fucking And They Want Everyone To Know".

it's interesting how the above statement is okay, but:


will get you cancelled on social media and possibly a call to your family and employers.

Pokemon as a metaphor for DOGFIGHTING?!?!?!?

imagine making troll fetish art and you realise you're into politicians voring people

This is "Deviantart Horrors", not "Shitty Softcore Cartoon Porn"

Who knew part of the quintessential childhood experience was doing heroin?

'space pickle'

Bring the actual green amazon back, you woke fucks

NO. NO. YOU BACK AWAY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. DON'T YOU DARE GET YOUR WOKE TENTACLES INVOLVED WITH L&S, I WILL LITERALLY CUT YOU.

What if you got implants that were so big they had voids in them you could fill with alcohol?

Mormons are freaks y'all.

No rooster or hen ever called me a bigot for not wanting to lick their cloaca.

Their desperation for GENUINE PEE OH SEE

Black Labs Matter.

So that's where my mother hid my porn collection.

Pull your children out of public school.

Shrek was my gay awakening.

"Giovanna, this edible ain't shit-"

Hey Mexicans, next time you have left over hands and feet, just deepfry them and feed to philly blacks!

Spokane and meth are like peanut butter and jelly at this point, so...

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Apologies for self-quoting, but I just really liked this:

Our Values Didn't Just Come From Satan. They Came From Jesus Christ

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Do not pozload my neghole.

 

[Hitman One]

Even I, someone whose hobby is mocking trannies online, am capable of being nice to people who are slightly annoying. What's wrong with you?