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[Revo]

Aw man, this is so bad I can't even fap to it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If hating nonces makes you a Nazi then fit me up for one of them nice black Hugo Boss outfits because I'm about to invade Poland.

 

[CobraPlissken]

She said I was fine and should just use scissors to cut off what was hanging off of me.

I would learn later I was cutting off my labia that had become necrotic.

The attached images are of a lewd nature considering the fact they contain a dildo for explanatory purposes.

There is nothing quite like the fact that you need a tampon just to keep from soiling your underwear every time you want to have a little fun with what you paid for.

Source

 

[CatParty]

If there’s one thing we can hold to be true, it’s that any joy to be found on the internet can and will be endangered by sexist, cis, straight white men, sometimes of the incel variety, who lurk in places like 4chan and dank meme subreddits.

 

[Antipathy]

That sure is a lot of words to say you like to fuck toddlers.

I can't get over the fact that Billy saw at a picture of a baby climbing to his watery death and said "this will make great fetish art!"

We are in the early stages of a race war. And even if we weren't the powers to be are dam sure doing everything they can to make it happen.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Gross, I didn't know they made dick flavored beef jerkey.

 

[Antipathy]

Evil cis straight white men are posting bad memes on the internet
niggers are killing women and literally eating their hearts

Some dumb bitch getting triggered over a meme was really worth an op-ed? A lone troll posting a copypasta in a Twitter thread is "vicious harassment?" And this is somehow all the alt-right's fault?

The absolute state of journalism in 2021.

They become "was/were" in 41% of cases.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

"If your not a good guy your a bad guy, but im not a bad guy, so stop calling me that!"

 

[CWCissey]

Kiwi Farms is like if Nietzche stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back then called him a faggot.

 

[Local Fed]

She's just jealous because she doesn't pass whereas I was a beautiful woman for a few days.

Derek, please come George Floyd your son's face into the carpet so the quote autism stops.

'Tell the truth about what I said about pepper spraying my own family' is the greatest thing ever.

I love thots and follow a lot of them

I was pretty sympathetic to at least some of the racism discourse prior to this year, but like peak-trans I guess I peak-nogged.

 

[Meat Target]

Plagues never kill the right people.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I mean, anyone who recreationally shits themselves is bound to be "especially porn sick".

 

[verygayFrogs]

Is it wrong I read that as "cooch"?

>GENDER FUCKING POG

 

[KiwiFuzz]

hobo clown cunt sex worker busting his ass with an anal hook

I can't hear you over my autism

And on edit, this little gem of found poetry:

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/screenshot_20210303-192728-jpg.1967102/

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Mexicans are masters of the human Tetris.

He uses a number of props in his act, including a clown gun that fires a flag that says “nigger.”

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Saying nigger online is terrorism.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

How hard is it to not rape animals?

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

If you unironically read the poetry of a 1990’s dog, horse, and gecko fucker as a tribute to a man who died to anal based illnesses, you deserve to be mocked and laughed at for the rest of your life.

 

[Antipathy]

I know this is a larp but the thought of them accidentally blowing up their livestock to own the fash made me laugh.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Cuttlefish never delay my gratification