Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Again with Mario. It really is his only frame of reference, isn't it? I wouldn't be surprised if he compared the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls to koopas at one point.
Once again the troopa trash are in my mentions. It's things like this that prove the entire koopa kingdom should be raccooned. Also before the "not all goombas" morons jump in, just know you are cooning for a turtle-supremacist system that thinks your self worth is reducible to 100 points.
 
Neat, Bobby Chimpman the raging tard who needs family to bail his mentally feeble ass out got famous. Since this thread kind of exploded, I'll just respond a bit and then catch up.
"Not having my own kitchen is real eugenics" :story:
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High speed rail stopping pandemics is too big brained for me to understand
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For Bobby "bRaInLaNd" Chimpman's first thoughtless tard scribble, this is him pulling an attempt to tu qoque the breadtube commies by childishly whining that "YOU GUYS WANT TO KILL NORMALS TOO NO BULLY PLS". It's pathetic and shows the type of gutless pig he really is.

The second one is him again proving why sci-fi is dead by him both failing to understand good roads of travel aid plagues, and that he's using 20+ year out of date studies to prove that he's not a cargo cultist and he totally groks the science man.

Also nice "fuck america"ism; we actually have one of the better hospital systems in the world, and our road neglect, while bad, is still better than most. Double edge'd sword though given viruses love good transport.
He might be thinking that the stuff from the Green new deal will solve the corona virus, which is somehow even more exceptional
Also probably gonna get a few Autistic ratings for mentioning it but high speed rail (outside of the NEC and assuming you consider the NEC high speed) might end up being built first in a red state or an area Bob might considers part of the wasteland ( forget if he thinks the border states are filled with obsoletes or not)
If I had to do a high speed rail, I'd probably have it go through the heartland or Oil country, given that's the type of shit that benefits the most often from rail.
Once again Slob continues to hit new lows:
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Has he looped back to “edgy intelligent athiest who idolizes Rick from Rick and Morty” levels of exceptional?
Is he actually saying he is too smart for morality?
Can’t wait for the old classic Moviebob Backpedal on this one!
Brave words coming from a manchild who thought that Hillary winning would've meant he had a robot body by now. Courageous statements coming from a smoothbrained tard who both thinks that EpCot's ride is a bible for building a future, and thinks unironically using brainland is a smart and knowledgeable approach.

Wisdom comes from experiencing and reflecting, knowledge from doing and experimenting, and both happen at once. Bobby, the sheltered, coddled, suburban white boy he is has done nothing I listed. Bobby hides in the suburbs, knowing shit stained Bahston is unsafe. He never reflects on why his tard screeches get him in trouble and fired. He never does anything new, and he hasn't experimented with his garbage show since 2008.

He's a fool, an obsolete fool.
He's wrong about food allergies, they have increased, even just in the last 20 years: https://web.archive.org/web/20200121172200/https://www.bbc.com/news/health-46302780
The thing about that rise is a lot of it is a mix of misreporting intolerances (which are similar to, but have a different cause from allergies, which are only immune responses), and self-reporting allows Munchausen's fucks and helicopter parents to lie about their allergies.

They're also just better understood nowadays since it wasn't until the 1980s that we gave enough of a shit to actually study them.
 
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If I had to do a high speed rail, I'd probably have it go through the heartland or Oil country, given that's the type of shit that benefits the most often from rail.
I was actually reffing to two specific projects in states bob has shown disdain for that will most likely be built before the one in California gets close to being finished
Both are privately funded projects.
The first one is in Texas being run by a company called Texas Central Railway that hopes to connect Dallas and Houston with a stop in Brazos Valley. They have reportedly managed to gather enough funds for the project and could start construction this year but are being held up with waiting for a federal Environmental review and a ruling on whether or not they are allowed to use eminent domain
Second one is by a company called Virgin Trains USA that wants to connect Las Vegas to southern California. Most of the paperwork is already done since they just bought up a company who was did most of it but didn't have any capital, however their unlikely to start any ground breaking until after their Florida system is mostly completed
 
Bob supports atheism because he hates the thought that something powerful might hold him to account for his beliefs and actions.

Bob supports authoritarianism because he loves the thought that something powerful might hold his enemies to account for their beliefs and actions.
That’s it, nail hit soundly on the head. Bob’s such a bitter and vindictive cunt, it’s clear his adolescence started right around 2016 (ie in his late 30s). He was desperately searching for somewhere to direct all his bitter virgin tard rage, and with Gamergate and Trump’s mayonnaise ghoul hordes he found his ‘good targets’ and went all in, further than any twitter lefty I’ve ever seen.

I’m sure he would either blatantly ignore it or bring out his favorite “who are you?” but I’d love to see someone on twitter ask if Boob has even one friend he trusts, because I seriously doubt anyone actually wants to spend time with this salty fucker

I’ve only been aware of Cinema Robert for maybe the past five years and I initially didn’t believe the memes that he saw his coddled suburban self as a Highly Intelligent Ubermensch but damn does he never disappoint on that front.
 
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That’s it, nail hit soundly on the head. Bob’s such a bitter and vindictive cunt, it’s clear his adolescence started right around 2016 (ie in his late 30s). He was desperately searching for somewhere to direct all his bitter virgin tard rage, and with Gamergate and Trump’s mayonnaise ghoul hordes he found his ‘good targets’ and went all in.

I’m sure he would either blatantly ignore it or bring out his favorite “who are you?” but I’d love to see someone on twitter ask if Boob has even one friend he trusts, because I seriously doubt anyone actually wants to spend time with this salty fucker
I want someone with a bigger reach to say to Bob, "Who are you?"
 
I initially didn’t believe the memes that he saw his coddled suburban self as a Highly Intelligent Ubermensch but damn does he never disappoint on that front.
That's one thing I would like about him. His complete confidence that he's Hitler and everyone else are filthy little jews who deserve the gas. It would be kind of funny if not for his obsession with gay comic book shit and cringe breadtube takes.
 
He knows as much about guns as he does everything else
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"I'm not gonna win on speed - might as well win on power."
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I know we all know Robert's full of shit but there might be some of you (ie. non 'Muricans) who don't understand the levels of retard that he's going on about. Do you know what the difference is between a break action 12 gauge shotgun and a pump action 12 gauge shotgun? The action and that's pretty much it. The action is how the round/cartridge/shell/whatever is loaded into the firing chamber. To use my previous example, the two guns are shooting the same exact round. I cannot stress this enough:

LIFE IS NOT A FUCKING VIDEO GAME BOB CHIPMAN! YOU DO NOT GET AN EXTRA 50DPS BY EQUIPPING A DOUBLE BARRELED SHOTGUN!

A 9mm/308/.223/.410/name your favorite caliber is going to have the same "power" whether you have to remove the spent cartridge manually after every shot or there is a built in mechanism inside that chambers another round for you. Almost always, the preferred guns of Diabeeto are a down grade from the "tacticool bullshit the alt-right lumps show up to their dipshit marches with". Now there are certain situations where you'd prefer a bolt or break action over a semi but those are when you need super precision or you're shooting a goddamned elephant on safari and the gun would explode if it had more than two parts, neither of which Bob "Fuck the Heartland" Chipman (side not: that very tweet is what started this piss poor flex) will EVER get close to doing.

What's even funnier is that there are two people in Bob's feed arguing. One side saying idiots in the red states who rise up against the government are idiots because they'll get crushed by the military and the other saying it won't happen because the military is made up of Americans who won't fire on their own. One says dumb yokels would be killed quickly, the other shows the picture of the Vietnam vet using a bolt action 30-06 rifle it's then that Bob chimes in with his stupid take that has nothing to do with what they're talking about. It really looks like he wanted to swoop in and come to the aid of this @chase_wl because Bob saw him talk about red state people are morons and that he has pronouns in his bio.

tl;dr
In the context of what the two people are talking about, which is an full out American civil war, Bob would get mowed down because he prefers a slower loading system because he believes it gives some sort of super power.
 
Meanwhile in Brainland...
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In the context of what the two people are talking about, which is an full out American civil war, Bob would get mowed down because he prefers a slower loading system because he believes it gives some sort of super power.

He'd also get mowed down because he's a fat, diabetic tub of shit with a big mouth.
 
tfw you, a self proclaimed movie buff, have to re-auction off the UNOPENED movie memorabilia because no one bought it the first time.
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I did a comparison and so far he's moved the Nutri-Slicer, the turntable, the mini-fridge, and the Metroid T-shirt. Assuming he sold them all at asking price and shipping was at cost then Bobbyboi's sitting on a nice $85.59 smakers! That'll buy him TWO plates at the cook out for someone else to make for him.

One last thing, ABSOLUTE LMAO! He lowered the price on the crock pot by $1.01 and then made the shipping $42.45! That's the way you move product in Drumpf's America, boys!
Dem shipping prices
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On a lighter note, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE BUY MY JUNK?!
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Either someone did buy his other movie books or he just took them off. Also he slashed the shipping on that crock-pot buy half which means it'll still cost you twenty US smackers just to get an unopened slow cooker delivered to you. It's sound business decisions like this is why Bobbyboi should be president and not Drumpf!
 
CREDIT CARD DEBT :story::story::story::story:
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I don't know what his shipping rate to the US is, but something tells me that $10 off what amazon charges isn't any kind of bargain
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I don't even know what his issue is here
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Robert lies about his hilldawg hard on (also did q-anon even exist in 2016?)
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Communists: Bob wants to euthanize the poor and is a consumer cumslut.

Fascists: Bob is a consumer cumslut and wants to murder all the poor white people

Everyone else: lol that fat dumb nigga has diabities.
Some days he makes it almost tempting to wish for an actual leftist revolution, just to see this fat bourgeois pig try and make excuses for himself to the Party Commissar.

But then I remember that would only be briefly satisfying before swiftly turning to horror.
 
I really hope the press lists he's on where he's getting things like that The Irishman book see the eBay listings and stop sending him free shit. It's not as big a no-no as passing off your screeners, but it's still frowned on to make money on things you were sent free to either review or boost on social media.
 
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