Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And that is a fairly mundane thing, everybody thinks their life sucks and they deserved better, in our heats of hearts, everybody is egotistical like that, but everybody knows that complain about this is also just about the most childish and lame thing to do, and Robert also knows he can't blame for the things he is acctualy mad about on anybody but himself, even though under his breath he rpobably blame others for his personal failures.
Nah, some of us have seen places and people who truly have nothing and are grateful for the abundance in our lives.

Myself? I only regret all these humans still walking around unkilled. And Bob is at the top of the list. (Followed by Kathleen Kennedy.)
 
Is there a point where Bob will reach the apex of political stupidity, or has that already happened?
It's legit hard to tell with Bobby, he's constantly saying so much dumb shit about so many topics and that's before you add his complete refusal to learn, grow, or accept reality. I think that's why I keep coming back to this thread, you never know when Bob will out do himself.
 
Here at the Church of Bob there is only the purest of purity. Heretics get the cross. NO EXCEPTIONS NO FORGIVENESS ONLY THE SUPERIOR WAY OF THE BOB!
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How dare this heathen try to have better facial hair than our glorious Bob AND admit that he was wrong!
The Enlightened Lapsed Pope Diabeto also does not contradict himself ever as he is infallible and kind!
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Those who listen to the richness of our savior's words will be blessed with the gift of diabetes for they are so sweet.
The Enlightened Lapsed Pope Diabeto has also declared his acts of twitter fights, making pop culture videos and earning a dwindling living off of crowd funding allows him to be of the working class.
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The Lord our Bob does not project, only judges.

Serious note, I can't remember what the tweeted account was tweeting about exactly. They have since gone protected. The archive, for some reason, didn't capture the pic that they posted alongside of the tweet. I think they may have been screen shots from his 20 tweet "I'm not saying I'm for Apartheid but I'm for Apartheid" rant but there's the chance I'm miss-remembering.
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I also like to point out that this is yet another example of Bob looking himself up as this person doesn't seem to have any connection to Bob or anyone he orbits and did not tag him.
The Enlightened Lapsed Pope Diabeto caries the burden of knowledge for all you sinners who can never get on his level.
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Guys, I want to read his reaction to the 2016 election, what page was November 4th, 2016
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Here at the Church of Bob there is only the purest of purity. Heretics get the cross. NO EXCEPTIONS NO FORGIVENESS ONLY THE SUPERIOR WAY OF THE BOB!
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How dare this heathen try to have better facial hair than our glorious Bob AND admit that he was wrong!
The Enlightened Lapsed Pope Diabeto also does not contradict himself ever as he is infallible and kind!
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Those who listen to the richness of our savior's words will be blessed with the gift of diabetes for they are so sweet.
The Enlightened Lapsed Pope Diabeto has also declared his acts of twitter fights, making pop culture videos and earning a dwindling living off of crowd funding allows him to be of the working class.
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The Lord our Bob does not project, only judges.

Serious note, I can't remember what the tweeted account was tweeting about exactly. They have since gone protected. The archive, for some reason, didn't capture the pic that they posted alongside of the tweet. I think they may have been screen shots from his 20 tweet "I'm not saying I'm for Apartheid but I'm for Apartheid" rant but there's the chance I'm miss-remembering.
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I also like to point out that this is yet another example of Bob looking himself up as this person doesn't seem to have any connection to Bob or anyone he orbits and didn't not tag him.
Quotes like these are the reason why I hope that Robert pulls a Sargon and runs for political office. I'd be funny to watch him freeze like a dear in front of headlights when he has to face the fact that expressing extreme hatred towards everyone who disagrees with isn't a good way to get good publicity.
 
Here at the Church of Bob there is only the purest of purity. Heretics get the cross. NO EXCEPTIONS NO FORGIVENESS ONLY THE SUPERIOR WAY OF THE BOB!
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How dare this heathen try to have better facial hair than our glorious Bob AND admit that he was wrong!
The Enlightened Lapsed Pope Diabeto also does not contradict himself ever as he is infallible and kind!
View attachment 1158123
Those who listen to the richness of our savior's words will be blessed with the gift of diabetes for they are so sweet.
The Enlightened Lapsed Pope Diabeto has also declared his acts of twitter fights, making pop culture videos and earning a dwindling living off of crowd funding allows him to be of the working class.
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The Lord our Bob does not project, only judges.

Serious note, I can't remember what the tweeted account was tweeting about exactly. They have since gone protected. The archive, for some reason, didn't capture the pic that they posted alongside of the tweet. I think they may have been screen shots from his 20 tweet "I'm not saying I'm for Apartheid but I'm for Apartheid" rant but there's the chance I'm miss-remembering.
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I also like to point out that this is yet another example of Bob looking himself up as this person doesn't seem to have any connection to Bob or anyone he orbits and didn't not tag him.
The Enlightened Lapsed Pope Diabeto caries the burden of knowledge for all you sinners who can never get on his level.
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Join us or die except you can't join us because you can never be saved.
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Blob really is a shortsighted moron to think that yelling at people to not switch to his side is not just going to fuck his side over in the long term.

It really makes me laugh considering Bob actually needs those types who'd vote blue and is instead degrading them
 
You have to understand Bob is really into the idea of the "auteur" artist.
It's why he has a bug up his ass about the Sonic redesign.
It's why he declared jihad against Retake Mass Effect all those years ago.
Bob has an autistic obsession with the unrestrained great artist making their art free of any say by others.
When ever the common rabble get a say in the creative process, sonic redesign, or express displeasure, Mass Effect 3, Bob has a sperg out.
You know because he's a fucking autist.
In a less exceptional person this might be seen as a defense of un-compromised artistic expression.
In Bob this manifests as mindless conSOOMerism and chimp outs about how sonics arms aren't blue design shouldn't have been changed.
Exactly this. Bob was just like this before he even started making videos and a friend had an argument with him on a blog post back then because Bob considered it nearly a crime for the movie to have a budget (and be restrained by it).

No joke, I would bet my shiny metal ass Bob would be 100% for a socialism system if it meant the "artist" (especially movie makers) was completely supported and unrestrained in their vision.
 
You have to understand Bob is really into the idea of the "auteur" artist.
It's why he has a bug up his ass about the Sonic redesign.
It's why he declared jihad against Retake Mass Effect all those years ago.
Bob has an autistic obsession with the unrestrained great artist making their art free of any say by others.
When ever the common rabble get a say in the creative process, sonic redesign, or express displeasure, Mass Effect 3, Bob has a sperg out.
You know because he's a fucking autist.
In a less exceptional person this might be seen as a defense of un-compromised artistic expression.
In Bob this manifests as mindless conSOOMerism and chimp outs about how sonics arms aren't blue design shouldn't have been changed.
The irony being Mass Effect 3 only ended the way it did because the developers ran out of the money and time they needed to end it the way they wanted, and the original Sonic design was the result of the studio heads, NOT the creative team actually working on the movie, who prefer the new design.
 
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holy shit I saw that tweet thinking it was a fake account pretending to be Bob.
I never thought someone would lack so much self-awareness as to think the entirety of the world should forgive you for existing.
 
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Kind of like how you haven't forgiven the "troglodytes" for supposedly not letting you be Captain Kirk? Bob holds no sympathy for anyone that so much as disagrees with him, but expects it all for himself for simply existing. It's pathetic.
 
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I'm always so surprised bob's middle class straight white cis male ass doesn't get called out more for these kind of comments. He always acta so persecuted and oppressed, when his only real complaint is that he isn't as successful as he thinks he's entitled to be.
 
I'm always so surprised bob's middle class straight white cis male ass doesn't get called out more for these kind of comments. He always acta so persecuted and oppressed, when his only real complaint is that he isn't as successful as he thinks he's entitled to be.
I think he’s confusing being a diabetic fatass with being oppressed.
 
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