Wow Chris. This may be the most insulting and pathetic thing he's said yet in his quest to copy his slow-witted and mentally ill brother. I guess just like his house and daughter that he's too lazy and narcissistic to do the ground pounding needed to get things ready. I guess he's just used to Bob's fans fighting his battles for him and want to be treated that way too.
That actually got under my skin holy shit.
So to feel a bit better, more Brick by Brick lesser known Bob moments...
wait that's probably a terrible idea.
Here's Bob again showing the sheer damage that his parents did to him by letting Mama TV raise him. He actually thought that high school was like all them sitcoms.
Anyways here's an amazing Bob moment:
Look at that legit fucking racism. Remind me again why wokesters aren't cancelling this mentally ill sex pest again? Faggot does make 4k a month. He's by his own metrics "a good target".
Had to include this quote for those of you who've never seen it... it continues though:
It's telling that Bob was such a mental case that even his enabling as fuck parents who had to bribe him with a SNES forced him into therapy.
So Bob gurgles after that about how Sony introduced the Playstation, and after offhandedly giving credit to the economy during the 1990s on Bill Clinton:
Here's Bob obliquely lying about being a Gen X'er since he's for some really autistic reason terrified of being labeled a Millenial.
Bob again shows his massive insecurity by describing how Sony's ad blitz mainly focused on sports games and more mature audiences, ending in this chestnut:
You know, ignoring that the SNES had some pretty solid sports games includding Madden and Ken Griffey Jr's baseball, and ignoring that Sony also advertised more kiddie games.
But you know Bob; his mental illness and insecurities means he sees Sony as a threat to his maturity level and his "best friend" Mario.
Anyways here's a beautiful look at how Bob is both the fakest faggot on "geekdom" this side of Collider. Like how that one guy "busted his ass being a fan for Star Wars for years", Bob believes that a geek only is one due to time investment... you know, ignoring that it takes a true passion and love to be a geek.
Also telling Bob again puts his mentally deranged twist on how a geek is formed; for him, it's holding on to that one time he showed off SMB3 to other kids since he got it first and spewing Nintendo Power tips at them.
Lastly, note how he had to add a desperate non-sequitur due to being afraid that people would mock him for saying the changing nature of consoles was rougher than his oh so rough high school years with "hoodlums".
So after reminding all of us that he peaked when he fucking nine years old, he again shows us a slight insight into how consooming is both religion and drug to him.
So that's a lot to unpack. First off, you like how he changed his word from "geek" to "nerd"? That's him trying to again tout his "Bookish Bob" lie. Also note he doesn't tell us what other franchises or hobbies he joined, meaning no he was still an obsessive retard for mostly Mario in High School, but just hid it due to not wanting to be bullied harder than he already was for being a weirdo who shouts at you in chimp rage.
The second is note he's lying about where he became obsessed with continuity; given his autistic obsession and making up Bing Bing Wahoo stories in his head since he was five, he's been fucked forever.
Third, RPG while an amazing game isn't that deep. It's even less deep than FF: Mystic Quest, an RPG designed for western babies.
Reminder for those of you doing the math that Bob was 15 when he still believed this. He likes to pretend it's a childish fascination, but the fucker was nearly an adult when he still believed this.
Bob then gurgles on a bit about Yoshi's Island using the "z-tier wiki" method of writing before dropping this chestnut:
Reminder Miyamoto is why Star Fox never seriously developed into its own franchise beyond being a tech demo, and why you'll never get a new F-zero until he leaves or dies.
Yandere Bob is back. Note how he makes this sound like a break-up too.
For those wondering, this is why people think and are probably right that Bob wanted to escape to the Mushroom Kingdom. This insane shit right here. Again, reminder that this retard was 15 when playing this game.
Here. We. Go.
Basically, Bob legitimately has a mental breakdown when the ending played. Entirely because that hope he almost certainly gave himself, the delusion of just needing to find the right pipe to warp into the Mushroom Kingdom, and that the character he pinned himself to first among all other obssessions, was removed from him.
Bullshit Bob. This fucking broke you based purely on how you phrased it and how it killed off your desire to seriously play Bing Bing Wahoo.
So I legit didn't think about this the last time I read this, but Bob is almost certainly trying to lie by vagueness about his "Bookishness" again.
For those wondering, in the US College Prep courses can run one of two ways. The one Bob wants you to think he's talking about are that they are harder than normal classes, but not quite as much as AP courses. Basically the middle ground between 101 and Honors.
But it also can be a class that a LOT of high schools give that just teaches you the basics on how to apply for, register with, what to expect, and how to manage loans and grants. I very much suspect Bob's college prep was the latter, because given that he needed to be bribed with a SNES to do his work, hell no on the former.
Nintendo Worship.
Well, you know now what Bob's god is.
Apparently getting clapback for a tantrum and refusing therapy makes life hard. What a sobbing and pathetic manchild.
Bob is very insistent that the reason Yoshi's Island destroyed him wasn't because he wanted to run away to the Mushroom Kingdom. He instead thinks proclaiming that it just proved to him that game companies don't care about the imaginary bullshit plot in Bob's head.
Also again he assumes all people who grew up with the NES was like him.
Again, Bob had a tard tantrum over his plans of running away to the Mushroom Kingdom were foiled by it not existing. Either that or his insane head canon was disproven. Either or is pathetic.
This particular diatribe is again why I legit think the only reason Bob didn't become a rapist or a spree killer is his innate passiveness and cowardice.
He's acting like an angry lover. I'm not joking.
Reminder this fat retard got fired from every job he had due to his ODD or whatever personality disorder he has making him want to tantrum at his boss.
Like how he got fired a year after this manifesto was written.
Again, in another universe, we would've gotten to see Bob as a wannabe game designer with no games.
I leave you for now with this jilted lover tier response.
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