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Gorgar
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Do you lock your house and if so what are the combinations?
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550
Jimmy Olsen
Jimmy Olsen
wtfNeedSignUp
Besides Channel Awesome, what's the other biggest source of cows?
Saying Kiwi Farms is cheating
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14
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661
Celebrate Nite
Celebrate Nite
TroonsDid911
According to Yaniv's medical records, did the doctors basically tell him to dilate harder?
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3
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525
BelUwUga
BelUwUga
WinchesterPremium
What do you think Kiwi Farm's National anthem should be and why?
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13
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498
ToroidalBoat
ToroidalBoat
Glad I couldn't help
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Does it ever get better?
Asking for a friend
2
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25
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908
NOT Sword Fighter Super
NOT Sword Fighter Super
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Do those massage balls really help with sore backs?
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4
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424
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Lovecraft's Cat
How many slurs do you know?
2
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31
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1K
RolandD-10
RolandD-10
Napoleon Bonerfart
Would you fuck Samus Aran if she was real
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18
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768
TerrorSperg99
TerrorSperg99
Trapitalism
Is there a word for a woman that looks like a troon?
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8
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407
Open Window Maniac
Open Window Maniac
Glad I couldn't help
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Can you develop or catch Tuorette's Syndrome as an adult?
Asking for a friend
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6
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493
NoSpiceLife
NoSpiceLife
Gorgar
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What's the funniest Ukraine moment?
2
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20
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1K
SandyCat
SandyCat
Penis Drager
If I cope and seethe do I necessarily have to dilate?
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7
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708
Manul Otocolobus
M
Useful_Mistake
Will Putin recognise the indipendance of the People's republic of Kiwi Farms to stop the New Zealand agression?
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9
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472
draggs
draggs
Isaac
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How I read plays without my aspergers interfering?
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7
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445
BelUwUga
BelUwUga
Haffhart
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What was yesterday's home page video?
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7
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559
Cup Noodle
Cup Noodle
Leopold II of Belgium
How in the hell do I invite my friend
Madness shared by two
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11
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1K
Moths
Moths
Tranimal Farm
Can someone explain the term "sneed" to me?
2
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25
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3K
NOT Sword Fighter Super
NOT Sword Fighter Super
AMHOLIO
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Who do you send registration links to?
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10
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697
Glad I couldn't help
Glad I couldn't help
Bob's Vagene
I puked all over myself when I saw a black person, am I racist?
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9
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494
Neurotypical Mantis
Neurotypical Mantis
ZukosHotBars
what is that badass Russian sounding song that naughty feeder Jersh plays during some streams?
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2
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447
Mairon
Mairon
Glad I couldn't help
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You have one and only Kiwi Farms™ invite to give to anybody. Who would you give it to?
Pick you Kiwifriend carefully.
2
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23
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935
AMHOLIO
AMHOLIO
Megaroad 2012
Will Putin recognize the The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch as sovereign to stop the trans genocide?
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8
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518
Open Window Maniac
Open Window Maniac
WeWuzFinns
Both bathtub and toilet are porcelain so is there any difference between bath water and toilet water?
Simp's dilemma
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11
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667
NewRetroVagina23
NewRetroVagina23
Postal_Rat
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Will my profound autism be enough to avoid being drafted?
2
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31
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1K
Poison Apple
Poison Apple
Useful_Mistake
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How to tell someone's IQ from the smell of their butthole?
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18
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649
zero-who
zero-who
SandyCat
Who would win in a war?
nerd question
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7
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443
TroonsDid911
TroonsDid911
DisapprovingCorgi
If a faggot gets offended by a female voice, is that considered sexist?
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1
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305
BluntyBitch
BluntyBitch
Isaac
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How do I get a wife?
2
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38
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2K
Zero Day Defense
Zero Day Defense
Megaroad 2012
Will Yakov Smirnoff take off again?
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1
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345
Lord of the Large Pants
Lord of the Large Pants
DisapprovingCorgi
How many times an hour, should the mainstream media remind us that there's an LGBTPBLAHBLAHBLAH community?
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9
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535
Burmese Rice Farmer
Burmese Rice Farmer
Jarch6
What do you think about Guys with a girl avatar?
Does it inevitably lead to programmer socks?
2
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36
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1K
Battlecruiser3000ad
Battlecruiser3000ad
WinchesterPremium
Why do people care more about Canadian truckers getting lightly reprimanded when there is a major war in the Ukraine?
2 3
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47
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3K
Ebony Way
Ebony Way
Lord of the Large Pants
Which current majorworld event is the distraction, and which one is the real Happening?
Canadian Freedom Honk VS Ukranian Minecraft
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9
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632
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
L
What do you get out of this community?
2 3 4 5 6
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107
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10K
Kung Pow Cream
Kung Pow Cream
DisapprovingCorgi
If a pedophile gets shanked in the hooskow
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1
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381
Creep3r
Creep3r
Xarpho
Why are they called "representatives"?
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7
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510
NewRetroVagina23
NewRetroVagina23
Corndog
Any advice for surviving NYC subways?
2
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31
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1K
murgatroid
murgatroid
emptyblu
Why do women virgin shame?
2 3
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54
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4K
DumbDude42
DumbDude42
Kiwi On The Go
I can't sleep, can you tell me a bedtime story?
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14
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597
Hellspawn
Hellspawn
NOT Sword Fighter Super
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Why do people pretend that the Olympics aren't boring?
2
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20
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957
Happy Fish
Happy Fish
Just A Butt
what is the meaning of the 1776 meme?
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15
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1K
drtoboggan
drtoboggan
Useful_Mistake
Why does 'Know Your Meme' think we don't exist anymore?
2
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33
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2K
drtoboggan
drtoboggan
King Fructose
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What is Dear Leader trying to tell us?
2
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28
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2K
Moths
Moths
Napoleon Bonerfart
Is is still considered a blowjob
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8
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736
Pimpleking55
Pimpleking55
Dom Cruise
Is there a name for this genre of media?
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17
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767
Red Hood
Red Hood
Haffhart
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What's the proper way to serve pumpkin pie?
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14
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527
Nonconsentual Pronouns
Nonconsentual Pronouns
Gorgar
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Where do you live?
2 3
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43
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2K
Dammit Mandrake!
Dammit Mandrake!
Gorgar
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A deed is needed where I need to bleed a steed at Sneed's Feed & Seed, how do I mead this need?
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6
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510
Character from a movie
Character from a movie
WeWuzFinns
When will Obama get cancelled for deadnaming his wife?
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5
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712
WinchesterPremium
WinchesterPremium
Zero Day Defense
Why is there no such thing as a footkerchief?
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16
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698
Realistic Elephant
Realistic Elephant
SandyCat
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Are you all ready for world war 3?
2
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29
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1K
Professor G. Raff
Professor G. Raff
Screw Danlon
Has there ever been a Ringo Starr fan?
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14
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625
rage against modernity
rage against modernity
TroonsDid911
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If you suddenly woke up a troon, how long would you wait before you join the 41%?
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19
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792
Gaymead
Gaymead
Spiny Rumples
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Why does ((())) mean Jewish and not Woman?
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10
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658
Gaymead
Gaymead
An Ghost
Are weather men journos?
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18
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630
incelistan
incelistan
Gorgar
Does pee exist?
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13
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593
NOT Sword Fighter Super
NOT Sword Fighter Super
Agent Abe Caprine
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What is it with whores and lemons?
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7
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575
William "Billy" Eilish
W
Quantum Diabetes
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How high would your temperature be if you had “The fever for the flavor of a Pringles”?
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1
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305
break these cuffs
break these cuffs
Colon capital V
Would The Flash from the Lisa games take away Trans Women as well? Or would they be left behind?
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4
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508
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
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Need help with a movie selection
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10
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424
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
SandyCat
Why is no one helping Cat Stew?
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6
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496
Figger Naggot
Figger Naggot
SandyCat
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Why are workers so inefficient at their jobs in porn?
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9
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603
Manul Otocolobus
M
Reverend
Is there anything to see in Ohio?
2
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37
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1K
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Larkin N Likin
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Are you an asshole, a dick, or a pussy?
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5
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370
Jason Wynn
Jason Wynn
Finder
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Why would you ever pay a subscription fee for Discord
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16
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851
NOT Sword Fighter Super
NOT Sword Fighter Super
Dill
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What will be your position in World War III
2
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39
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1K
Lucky Jim
Lucky Jim
GHTD
What happens if you staple tapeworms to your penis?
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13
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550
Character from a movie
Character from a movie
Epic Fail Man
Why is it that when you search "Rule 34 Pokemon" loli porn shows up instead of actual pokemon?
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15
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918
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Quantum Diabetes
How are you celebrating blakk historeee munf?
2
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22
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929
Quijibo69
Quijibo69
Quantum Diabetes
How do I unlock the Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortana skins in Halo infinite?
G4 hasn’t covered it yet
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8
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755
William "Billy" Eilish
W
AMHOLIO
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Did they ever specify what gender those 72 virgins were?
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17
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737
IAmNotAlpharius
IAmNotAlpharius
Quantum Diabetes
Do you think a little Clorox and some scrubbing will take care of this mess?
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15
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657
IAmNotAlpharius
IAmNotAlpharius
b0x
Why do articles keep saying Women don't want dick pics?
2
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20
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1K
Divine right to rule
Divine right to rule
Mariposa Electrique
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Who Are Your Favorite Humanitarians?
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13
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498
CAPTAIN HAPPY
CAPTAIN HAPPY
damian
How many dicks do you think @Suburban Bastard could fit in his ass at once?
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17
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666
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Isaac
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Is it sinful to shovel snow on Sabbath?
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10
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557
A Very Big Fish
A Very Big Fish
SevenEightNine
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People on twitter getting dumber?
DDoS attacks bring hard times
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15
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843
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Epic Fail Man
Is Canada the worst "English speaking" country to live in now?
2
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20
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1K
MediocreMilt
MediocreMilt
Quantum Diabetes
How many children’s faces do I feed my six month old pibble?
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4
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418
The Southwest Strangla
The Southwest Strangla
wry wrangler
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
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18
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751
BluntyBitch
BluntyBitch
Gorgar
Create your Oscar acceptance speech one post at a time
2
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24
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830
Gorgar
Gorgar
Subpoenis
What do you guys think of kiwifarm.net?
Discuss our competitor
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10
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531
Slav Power
Slav Power
Gorgar
Can we create a recipe one post at a time?
2
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29
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780
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
SandyCat
What's your favorite brand of water?
2
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37
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1K
NotYourMom
NotYourMom
SandyCat
Can you use snakes as rope?
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13
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583
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Clint Torez
  • Solved
Does Google even know anything about graphic design?
gay retard complains about google
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2
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448
Knight of the Rope
Knight of the Rope
AMHOLIO
Why are so many people on here doomers?
2 3
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47
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2K
Retink
Retink
NashiNashi
Which is your favorite fail troll?
Which situation in which someone tried to troll a lolcow only for it to blow up in their face really badly was your favorite?
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9
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537
NashiNashi
NashiNashi
King Fructose
  • Solved
Can we write the Kiwi Farms Commandments one post at a time?
2
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27
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972
Retink
Retink
Agent Abe Caprine
Is Paradise Lost a fan fiction?
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5
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388
Zero Day Defense
Zero Day Defense
Useful_Mistake
Should one force their anti-communism grandpa to play the 2020 video game called "Sex with Stalin"?
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2
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420
Drain Todger
Drain Todger
Glowie
Tranny question
And final solution.
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14
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545
Caramelo
Caramelo
Gorgar
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Why can’t I post on KiwiFarms on the 3DS?
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13
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477
Radical Cadre
Radical Cadre
Xolanite
Is it bad that I want the EARN IT act to pass so I can laugh at people crying that they can’t post fanfics and whatnot?
No fanfics, no LBGTBBQ Talk, and the government knows you look at degenerate fetish porn
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12
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656
Jarch6
Jarch6
SandyCat
Whats your favorite brand of air?
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14
Views
506
Some JERK
Some JERK
Quantum Diabetes
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Name my band (details below)
2
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25
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1K
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Isaac
  • Solved
Why didn't Hitler eliminate The Papacy when he had the chance?
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5
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378
Mojo Thief
Mojo Thief
Glad I couldn't help
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Name one fat person, one transgendered person and one furry that you unironically respect
I really hope they don't have a heart attack, kill themselves or asphyxiate in their fursuit, respectively, at time soon
2
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29
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1K
SandyCat
SandyCat
Penis Drager
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How do I get my DDoS working again?
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9
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449
Penis Drager
Penis Drager
Quantum Diabetes
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Who are the heroes of blakk hisstoree munf
What about Sharwuelka Jones?
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9
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516
A Welsh Cake
A Welsh Cake
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