Ethan is seriously blaming Eric July for Nick's drug abuse lmfao.
His (((Dutch))) heritage has been showing more and more lately. ITS NOT MY FAULT I ATE 109 PIES! Eric July forced them down my gullet!!!
I can give you a hint of things to come.
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Vito trying to convince his retard followers that McFarlane Toys is like an Etsy store 3D printing custom orders.
From the same man that brought us the "cuties is art" argument, so I can't say I'm shocked. I am laughing, though!
EVS is going to go full Rekieta.
If Eric gets a full 6 inch wave marvel legends/DC multiverse toyline, will Evs have a pillstream?
Dare I hope? ..yes I think I will.

WEED EDIBLES, ALCOHOL AND COCAINE STREAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah, how dare they talk about someone that is a major topic on Twitter right now?
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Middle-aged mid pretending to be angry the truth is out about Balldo. Clout chaser personified.
Are they still pretending this isn't industry standard? Even EVS admitted he did it when he worked at DC.
They will bang this drum until they are told not to. No, I'm not joking. Daxipad and Ethan's simps quite literally take orders.
The gaslighting by Andy Warski worked!
Rippaverse alog Matt Jarbo is also in the chat, watching their daddy Jim talk about this must sting.
Jarblo still hasn't hanged himself? My day is ruined.
why is von sucking reeethans dick so hard
it is actually embarrassing
Von Klaus? Woof, I backed his Doctor book... Sad to see he's still sucking EVS's cock for clout. Ah well
You want my take? Mandy has these people locked down. Whether she's running the show or is Reethan's weapon of coercion? I dunno. I know she's blackmailing Keown and Ritter(at the very least). If she has so few scruples she's willing to blackmail a literal retard, I have no reason to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she isn't doing it to others.
Von was featured a lot during the "good years" of Comicsgate. I learned about him THROUGH EVS streams, and bought his doctor book, which, had a little bit of a delay in being put out, but I felt like it was decently worth it. I hadn't bought anything since, mostly because I got sick of CG shit, and lateness and it wasn't worth it.
I assume that's why he's going so hard with Ceasar in mind. He prostrated himself to the Emperor, and doesn't want his wrath.
I enjoy Monster MD. I think it was wrapped up far too quickly. 3-5 issues would have been ideal imo. The montage with the Revenant should have been its own mini-arc(a single issue, perhaps?). Granted it was still heart-breaking when she bought the farm. I would have liked to see their friendship solidify in a meaningful way before her death.
Rob was the hold up for MD if I recall. I have no idea why subsequent comics were late as I didn't back them, thus didn't keep up.
I think these guys are all psychologically addicted to having an enemy or target and the milkshake girls are old news.
I think it not only helps them define who they are by being against something but it also helps them sell books because they cant sell them based on the quality of the stories (cyberfrog? really?) so it has to be through a weird "support me to get back at the [insert target here], together we can defeat them".
Eric July may as well have been a name they picked out of a hat.
They stand for nothing, so they will fight any one Frognigger tells them to.
Well, whatever little "respect" I had for Von has shrivelled up. How's that 20k bud? Thank god you enjoy the taste of Sciver's balls in your mouth or else you'd look very dumb gargling them for a mere pocket change.
The last time I saw CG go really hard on someone was Doug T and MIller. (Keep in mind I noped out of CG around 2020) But even those guys didn't get the vitriol and hate this comic gorilla got. Like holy shit, you'd think the dude went onto their plantation and personally raped all their gold digger wives and freed their wage slaves.
Word of advice to EVS and his gaggle of fuckups. When you want to prove that someone is an SJW in sheep's clothing, don't rip off your own costume and out SJW them you all look like faggot morons who, on top of that, can't even put out their shitty comics.
@FROG put our your Battletoad book, what's the worse that can happen? People might get a product at a reasonable time?
The Von Klaus thing seems very personal. I wonder if this has something to do with the production of the animations. I refuse to believe a customer would care if they'll have the option to buy one or two statues. It's beyond retarded.
I did hear
@Alazmat say that Weathers was talking shit about the Rippaverse in some auction stream. Weathers/Bancroft/Von/Stoker used to be pretty tight, maybe there's something there.
Re: Von Klaus
I've been thinking about this some more and I have some honest advice for Von Klaus, because I actually liked the guy.
Instead of hyper-obsessing over the successes and failures of the Rippaverse, you should be learning lessons that you can apply to your own business.
Be excited about your own product, get people hyped, sell them on your idea. Be your own biggest cheerleader. These are basic bitch concepts that you should be aware of already.
What doesn't get people excited is promoting your Kitaru book like something you worked on a decade ago, didn't like it and reworked on it now. You sold it to people like a failed book from ages ago. Why? You already had the hurdle of not having Monica's art on this campaign. People's brains fill in the blanks with "oh, Monica was busy, he had a gap in his production so he repackaged something old to stay afloat".
Instead of being 100% autistically/factually accurate about it, sell it as something you've been working on for a long time and you are super excited for people to see.
If you want to go into detail about the process, put it in the "making of" book. Don't talk about it on launch day, don't send newsletters about it. Don't let potential customers associate it in their heads with words like "old, repackaged, lesser, failed". It has been bothering me since I first heard you talk about Kitaru.
July doesn't want customers associating Yaira with "project that didn't reach the monetary goal for statue". That's what you're accusing July of. Trying to keep his target audience hyped. That's insane.
Disclaimer: I wrote this essay under the assumption that you're not just gargling EVS's balls.
EDIT: Nevermind, Von is grifting to get clout out of Vedo and Juju.
I think there exists some sour grapes on Von's part. Its the only angle that makes sense to me. He either applied to write for, or wanted to write for, Rippa and didn't get the gig. Was he rejected? Ignored? I have no idea.
Friday: Rippaverse x McFarlane Toys collab announced
Saturday: Metokur defends and congratulates July in front of 20k people
In an unexpected subversion of racial stereotypes, July has stolen both of Ethan's dads in just a couple of days, leaving EVS fatherless.
Where does the Frogfather even go from here?
Into his rage-storing phase. The more Todd works with his enemies the closer he gets to unleashing his pent up issues on the man. I'm here for it!
Quartering response to Ethan Ralph EVS comment on why he supposedly backstabbed EVS after he help him with his gofundme. Quartering responses is that he didn't backstab him and that helping him promote his GoFundMe doesn't give EVS lifetime immunity from criticism.
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@FROG somehow this tweet is more faggy than the time you blew a dude behind a pizza hut
I hate this faggotty future pederast, but he's right about EVS(and other gay men) behaving like female hoodrats.
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Von is sucking up to Vedo and Masterson on twitter. Actually kill yourself, Von, you faggot.
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"I won't support this youtuber, he's dishonest. The pedophile over there is A-OK though!

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Von is the greatest disappointment in CG for me. He's going to learn the hard way who these people really are. I don't dislike him, I'm just disappointed. He'd do better on his own with that artist of his. Run off with Renie and the others -- he'd probably find more success and acclaim on that path.
Trying to crowd fund another project
@FROG? Draw your rainbow brite book fat man. I am done blaming
@FROG, I blame his retarded cult backing cash cows who keep lending this guy money for 5 years at a time. You all deserve each other.
Finatra has no money to back books, but he is the biggest Ethan Dick Rider in all of CG, can't even stomach his Passive aggressive weird Lego guitar screeching Qtarded show any more, and by his views a quarter to half his old audience don't either.
I say blame both. The whore and the paypigs are both guilty. The whore for being a whore, the paypigs for being easily fleeced imbeciles. After the first book I learned to wait for Ethan to post his stuff on Ebay. That way I don't have to wait and wonder if I'll ever get them. I buy, it gets shipped, I wash my hands. Though I admit I haven't done so in a long time now. COVID made the cost of shipping to Canuckistan absurd.
Vito had to attach himself like a parasite to CG to get funds. The idea that he's the road to a bigger platform and more funds is moronic. I sometimes catch myself feeling sorry for these people, but they're literal retards that deserve no sympathy.
...I have warned several of them behind the scenes on numerous occasions about the potential consequences of these associations. I was typically met with homosexual cries of: "THIR THEY THEEM LIKE DETHENT PEOPLE HARUMPH!" They get what they fucking deserve.
EVS and the boys are self-sabotage experts.
EJ is building bridges, delivering on time, and running very successful campaigns.
And these doofuses decide to attack him on exactly all those aspects EJ is better at than they are.
Now EJ has someone on his side who is undoubtedly leagues better as an artist than EVS: Todd McFarlane.
It's so over,
@FROG xisters.
I'm very excited to watch this one play out at a later date. As we all know by this point, Ethan builds resentment then unleashes it down the road. The possibility of watching him fight Todd.. oh lord. This is going to be glorious!
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NOT Alazmat.
No, it's just material for a future whiny "guilt by association" rant.
"I even congratulated Eric! I dindu nuffin."
Joana Femailin setting up the layup(that she will likely fumble).
Nigga you gay. Good thing you picked a real woman or I'd have to slap the shit out of you.
From the Rekieta thread, Anna is giving her galaxy brain take and Balldo washing. No word on the Rekietas' child abuse.
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Can we take a moment to appreciate how amazing this is? Especially in light of the portugays goblina successfully coupling AND mating with a standard male homosapien. Humans are genetically compatible with goblins -- simply astounding! I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel I've been lied to by popular media.
So, any bets on the final dollar amount for this one?
Unless one of his Chinesium investors steps in, I don't think it goes higher than 120k.
You can tell which arm he uses for the Internet.
A subtle five knuckle shuffle joke. I dig it.
I can confirm that Omega storm was a shit show.
I made a review, then got to talk to malin… any questions asked were answered with “it’s a choice I made.” Even in the interview he was trying to be an edgelord and just came off like shit head.
Glad I skipped Malin's entire product line. Had a bad feeling about that faggot when he first turned up. I stuck to my guns and only shared his stuff, never once bought it.
Zack is the one who created these anti sjws and got them worked up how the mainstream killed Ed piskor and is surprised when the same people have no remorse for any ip he said was woke for the past 8 years?
Le based centristsTM. The only thing consistent about them is their inability to stick to a principle.
I have no issues with Furry Road, I really enjoyed the movie, might even check out this not MadMax movie too just for escapism . Not going to Lie a Mel gibson final mad max film could be fucking great.
How did we get so off topic? Simple Zack has a movie critics channel called Splatto Tomato? since we are all waving our opinions on off topic shit like movies. I plan on going to see Deadpool/ Wolverine movie in theatre's Xmen Origon was fine, and FUCK YOU FOIGHT MEH!
You too? I Think the Whisper Network is Merc-ing MFers where is our
@GPRIMACADO? and
@robo6 ? watch your back hole and stay vigilant. I carry a copy of ISOM rolled up in my left Cargo Pocket ready at all times for protection, against CG gang stalkers.
Prime is very skilled with his rape whistle. He'll be fine so long as he avoids alleys near pizza parlors. Matt know how to fight, so it goes without saying he'll be aight.
I'm gonna have to get me one of those with a bumpstock.
I don't think he told them. I think the intensity of his kvetching brought them to a point where they likely didn't even know that others had reached out to stop the pain train. They took it upon themselves to try and stop the source of Ethan's agony. Just too hard to watch in their group chat I guess.
I noticed that too. Its a keeping up with the Joneses thing now. I'm not sure he's even paying attention to the checks his ego is writing with his future as a collateral. What do know is that James Gunn and DC are gonna continue to use DC assets related to Ethan's work. The royalty checks will keep him afloat with a couple $80k checks a year for the use of Iron Heights prison (because DC and WB can't think of a better name for a super human jail).
What should be clear is that, unless there is a terrible twist of fate, Comicsgate will not completely disappear. So long as Ethan has a lifeline from the major studios related to his comic work, he will force the hashtag onward. Even if it's just him and Malin left.
UHM ACKTHYUALLY THIR ITH A BUNT THONK! REEEEE
This man is fun to watch shit on retards. His jokes are simple and obvious, yet people still fall for them.
The replies from his fans who play along make it more fun. Yes, I know off-topic but its a fun/funny deviation.

I mean, it's all part of the grift anyway. At some point he will drop Rekieta and do a huge stream titled "This breaks my HEART... but I HAVE to do it" where he will say he was standing by a friend, not realizing how deeply troubled he was, and get a bunch of engagement and superchats that way.
EVS is American Psycho, just fat and gay.
EVS and his faggoty LARP are now so dense light can no longer escape their pull.
"Uhhhhh why didn't the 6 year old do her own laundry if she wanted clean clothes? Get back to work you little wretch! I have Ava cook and clean alongside her mother all the time, it builds character!" -
@FROG
Years of watching 5XL Uncle Ehee prepared me for this thread. I hear these comments in Reethan's voice. I regret nothing! (it makes it more funny)
Von Karen gets blown the fuck out after revealing he has no clue who or what the fucking
Punisher is.
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My best guess is that Von Karen views Antiheroes and Superheroes as separate on the fashion level. You know, he applied the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" logic and said to himself: "Antiheroes don't wear capes, and superheroes do wear capes. The end."
Disclaimer:
I am not a Punisher fan. I have read a maximum of 7 Punisher comics in my life and most of them were from the Punisher Max series.
Von continues to frogguard despite blatant disrespect. Have some self-respect man, fuck sake. He should be picking up that artist of his and sprinting into the distance.
I think he’s just being honest. Think back to grown men complaining about the She-Ra remake.
It’s just got more boring. The culture warriors speak in mantras just like SJWs. I used to roll my eyes when I heard “respect the source material.” No, just make some fucking good entertainment.
Most these YouTube channels I’ve stopped watching because I know what they are going to say before I hit play.
Good old Simple Zak is just being honest, not giving a fuck, and coughing.
He’s been unironically based.
TL;DR I’m a Simple Zak guarder
I can't stand him, but I won't begrudge others enjoying his content.
Someone can't take criticism.
Time for a Vito puppetshow.
Puppetwigger doesn't have the balls to defy Seethan. He'll instead simper and beg for permission from mass'r to whip the field nigger harder.
Nina Infinity has become an embarrassment, I don't think her recent stream and hard turn to Nick in light of Anna tapping out is a coincidence either. I think Anna was getting her ass kicked then decided to let everyone know she was preggers and bow out so the b-team came in. I didn't know Melonie Mac show sidescrollers had Nick on until recently and Nina and Anna had Nick on as well. He was likely a big guest bringing money to them and their tiny shows and he's a horndog so you know he would have hit on all of them.
Now we know from Nina and EVS leaked Mandy recording that they ALL record each other for dirt. I think Nick could bring them all down with backroom shit he has and its in their interest to prop up his coke addled whoring corpse even if it gets his kids deleted. Most disturbing is not one comment with all the fetanyl being laced in everything the danger the kids were likely in. And if one of his kids dies they'll be like "how dare you go after Nick at this time." Gross.
Always was an embarrassment. I tolerated her at first to see what sort of person she was, then quickly stopped paying attention when I saw how utterly fucking retarded she is. She's not the fun sort of retard, either. Just the boring kind.
Also can we take a moment to appreciate these fucking faggots at side scrollers moralfagged at DSP over a slavery joke he made during a stream. ...but somehow can't be fucked to call out Nicky Rickets behavior? Yeah, lets freak out and nearly cry on stream like faggots over a joke, but ignore the considerably larger and more fucked up elephant in the room. Cooler heads prevailed boys! WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS!
Fuck Wigler, fuck stuttering piglet and all these other cum-eating dick-sniffers. The best time for them to rope themselves was yesterday or any day prior, but I will happily settle for today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQw-IxvvE6c link to the side-scrollers stream with DSP.
Farms won't let me upload a clip directly so.. AWAY WE GOOOO! (probably some bullshit on my end, my PC is ancient)
EDIT 1: repositioned a quote, fixed some spacing issues that were driving my autism up the wall.
EDIT 2: caught a brutal typographical error. Somehow typed "Was" in the place of "As". RIP. I'm down to 12 brain cells.