Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
This thread all but constantly sucked his dick on a daily basis, including me,
It's been 2 years. You can forgive yourself. The 2020ish+/- years were weird.

What the fuck is even going on here, also that off-center TV irritates the fuck out of me:

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It's not even so much the TV bc that can be moved. And looks like they aligned it with the fireplace grate....which could have worked - if it weren't for the cheap ass faux stone veneer that was unaccountably stopped where it was.

damn you beat me to it. Ill add april's the fleshlight's stuff.
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Lol they really took these pictures with April's stuff all over the place.

Psst, April, if your sugar daddy only provides you mismatched plastic hangers, you're doing it wrong.

Churches require a rectory house for the Priest. I'm down. Oftentimes the Priest has to either live in a house owned by the denomination or live at the charity of some wealthy parishioner who has a spare house somewhere. Churches that actually have a rectory owned by the church parish itself are rare these days, so would be a big own.

Would not even care that the money ultimately ended up with Lord Balldo. He would just squander it on hookers and blow anyway. It was the Church that intervened after all. If they need a rectory, I say go for it.
Do Catholic churches call it a rectory, too? I thought that was a purely Episcopalian term (and priests in the EC are, formally, rectors, though depending on flavor/background will accept priest and pastor as well. Epis Church is best church, just muddled *sigh*).

looks like their area has some serious hard water and they don't have a softener or carbon filter. Yuck.
Most MN homes need a water softener, whether on municipal water or well. https://www.health.state.mn.us/communities/environment/water/wells/waterquality/iron.html

Upside down pineapple

This is trashy as fuck and also a perfect example of why you on't go with a glass top range. They're fucking trash fit only for people who don't understand cooking and want to look "fancy".
Although I understand that at present time glass tops are a new rage (meaning induction cook tops), gas (of vintage < 30 years old) has been and is it. But it's clear from those appliances (stove and the rest) and the bathrooms, trim, kitchen, etc., that they kept this house to its middle class origins*. Nothing wrong with that - they moved from that house awhile ago and were renting/allowing people to live there for free; totally understandable they'd do the minimum. At least it's...clean? (ignoring slasher horrors in the bathroom**)

*same for their main house but I digress.

** for not much money they could have had that thing retiled. I appreciate a "we know someone's going to rip everything tf out so not going to bother too much" house sale, but mercy, that shower.

The house was built in 1981 and iron pipes were the norm back then. So likely a combination of the pipes and the water running through them. Still, why wouldn't you put lipstick on that pig? Wouldn't have cost much to replace that small shower.
Maybe, but houses there built long before that time don't routinely have that level of discoloration, by a long shot.

They probably are using a well, since they're out in the country. Probably a lot of iron in between the surface and the aquifer. Still... not suprising to see Nick was a shitty homeowner.
I was wondering the same (if they were on well water). Yet still, you have what you have, and you deal with it. That pic says, "not dealing with anything."

It seems like a house with a poorly designed extension that added at some point, probably the giant kitchen, dining, living room. Like hanging out in a school gym.
The biggest problem with this house, aesthetically speaking, is that it's just a fucking garage in front. Some misguided idea of privacy, maybe, even though it's a 7.8 acre lot. Terrible. Just terrible.

The one interesting thing I noticed, and liked, is the house seems to be built into the land. Not sure how that plays out with water/moisture but would be great for keeping a house warm in winter and cool in summer.
Idk about this house but their main house is a very common mn design: the walkout. Main level, lower (livable and sometimes very nice, equal detail to main) level. It's not in vogue now but there are a billion houses in mn with that style and it can be done well.

Nick’s current home is a big tacky “1990’s fake craftsman ” McMansion. Also appears to be another rich guy with ideas plus contractor special. (They usually pick something out of a blue print publication and then tweak it to death with all their bad ideas for a house)
Agree it's got builder's standard decisions, but I don't see it as a mcmansion. Where is the double-height foyer with brass chandelier, I ask you?!

Their main house seems to me standard slightly above-average builder's/90s mn aesthetic that was updated in some ways (iirc their outdoor space has some nice upgrades (with wood walls/ ceilings/ soffits) though I could be misremembering) but they apparently enjoyed the <90s/early 2000s Midwestern trim, carpet, materials, etc. If he didn't have money I wouldn't say a word about it, BUT.

10 years? AFAIK, he had 5 for the bachelor and 2 for lawschool?
Law school is 3 years.
 
Do Catholic churches call it a rectory, too? I thought that was a purely Episcopalian term (and priests in the EC are, formally, rectors, though depending on flavor/background will accept priest and pastor as well. Epis Church is best church, just muddled
There are alot of words for essentially the same thing. A domestic house for the Churches Priest and his Family. Unless catholic, since all catholic priests are gay virgins.
 
What appears to be a broken bottle of Boss Hog whiskey is mounted in the kitchen.
Ah yes, the famous bottle he broke at some fan meeting before anyone took a sip. Also seen on the gift painting Gollum got him as a present.
It's the broken boss hog from the accident he had at anime matsuri where he dropped it and it landed flat and broke with the whiskey still in it.
Nick had a tale of someone gifting that to him, and him drooping it in Tampa and trying to drink and pour from the broken glass. It was immortalised in Kayla's painting gift to him.

Others cleared explained this shit, so I don't have to. I'm under the weather so not up do it anyway.
Was it a side meetup off a Road Rage? I do remember that it was in Florida, not Anime Matsuri.
Someone who isn't lazy like me should dig up a clip for reference (unless already done and I missed it).
 
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Would donating to Nick Rochefort’s real estate show in order for him to review Nick Rekieta’s house be cowtipping?

Beyond the kitchen the house could use some work to modernize it and honestly I want Nick Rochefort’s thoughts on what to do?
Nick Rochefort already reviewed Rekieta's house before this one and his current house so might as well get this one too.

Book selection is reddit tier bullshit, but also, ENHANCE:
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I first read the other book as "Practical Medication for Beginners" and thought that was where he got the idea to medicate himself and the 9 y/o with coke.

and I wonder what you would bubble wrap and put in a medium size box....hmm
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Coon box?

hey! these look familiar!

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What the fuck is even going on here, also that off-center TV irritates the fuck out of me:

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Yeah that shit was bothering me too. Also why two TVs in the living room? Nick does not strike me as the type of guy to have multiple games going on in the same room on a Saturday or Sunday in the fall.
 
Probably. With 6000sq ft of house to maintain, that looks like some neglected MIL suite shower. When you have five bathrooms and are a lazy piece of shit who doesn't know the value of preventative maintenance, fixing previous owner's fuckups or paying your property taxes, it's easy to just say "Oh yeah, that shower doesn't work", and leave it like that for years.
It's 3000sq ft and has 3 bathrooms. It's not that big for the number of people who were in it and they had the nanny for the last few years they were living there. It's hard to know how much of it's current state is down to the tenants who lived there for the last few years.
 
It's 3000sq ft and has 3 bathrooms. It's not that big for the number of people who were in it and they had the nanny for the last few years they were living there. It's hard to know how much of it's current state is down to the tenants who lived there for the last few years.
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Is there an outbuilding or something that they're counting towards the square footage then? Fucking realtors...
 
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