Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
The longer this discussion about what Balldo was trying to argue in his motion, or what point he was attempting to make to the judge, the greater damage is done to his ego.
I think, right now, what's really grinding his gears extra hard is the growing "rebel" Lawtube faction with its off-site content that is increasingly incredulous and hostile towards his bullshit. Sean, Andrew, Kurt, etc..

It seemed to me during Weebwars that Nick was more irritated with Lawtwitter than random KickVic people. I think he feels especially threatened when other lawyers tell him he's wrong.
 
The photo couldn't have been better if it was staged, yet everyone ruined it (:_(

Buck up, little buckaroo! You can enjoy that photo again - just look at it side by side with the photo of the dark triad + the gunt, taken the very same day, and your innocence will be restored.

Take some inspo from @Sharpeteer :

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19161845
Nick must have misremembered the wording of the warrant to pursue this argument this far because it's just.. self refuting in context.
Lol. It's one or more of a few things:
  • a) poor attempt to exploit ambiguity and mislead
  • b) blinded by need to be right and therefore misunderstanding
  • c) disregarding that it doesn't fucking matter but trying to find any hook whatsoever to throw LEO veracity/candor in doubt
  • d) hastiness and/or retardation
I'm going with e), all of the above. Narcs eschew consistency and integrity.

One rotten apple does spoil the whole barrel. That is the phrase. It is using the metaphor of a bunch of apples sealed in a barrel with a rotten apple. The mold spreads. They get ruined.
Etymology nerd here. That is indeed more or less* the origin of the point of the phrase (it dates back to the 14th century), but it's agreed that the Osmonds (yes, those Osmonds) are responsible for flipping the phrase on its head to suggest that one bad apple shouldn't have to spoil the whole bunch.


(note: this^ source dates the phrase to Chaucer in the 17th century, but others cite 1340 (online p. 490 in the doc (489 in the book))

Also see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad...s metaphor originates,used in English in 1340.

*a barrel needn't be sealed for mold to infect others. Proximity will do.
 
The way Nick just flaunts his polycule at this point... April being there with them all the time and even on the photo with ragepig. And guys - internet, whatever - but can you even imagine what their families are thinking about this? Papa Rekieta sounds like a senior retard who still wipes Nick's flat ass, but Kayla's family? They know very well everything Aaron has said is true, they know April is Nick's side coke whore. They know this is still the environment the kids are in. Can you even imagine watching your daughter/sister/aunt fuck her life up this bad?

Minor PL: You cannot make anyone do anything--especially addicts. They have to WANT to do it for themselves, otherwise when the moderating force in their life I'd removed, they will fo right back to it.

Sometimes all you can do it be around to help pick up the pieces when they are ready to ask for help.

He doesn't really get to complain about that when he has the audience he chose. He went to degenerate content that would only appeal to the dumbest of tards, and now complains that his audience is the dumbest of tards.

A sampling of Nick's audience:

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Rekieta could be covering some major news in the US court system about guns... But then he got high.

NO! Not the unholy trinity of Trump, guns, and trial streaming! He HATES LOVES HATES* that content!

*Check which opinion he has expressed most recently for his current feeling on the topics.

I am really quite curious how Nick is going to get along with The System... I'm not from his state but I'd wager they are similar throughout the country.

He will smugly think he is smarter, then get retard slapped by it for playing games.

All cocaine in the US crosses state/federal lines. You see, the plant that it's made from does not grow in the US so it all has to be imported. Possession is also a violation of federal law so the feds can always get involved. But they're not going to come after Nick for having just under an ounce, they're more interested in the big guys who have many kilos.

In that case, I wish Nick a million kilos!


What is this?

Good post, I'd add that time when Nick was super retarded and talked about how he'd really want his parents to talk to him more about their sex life and that they finally did for the first time recently. And he said something along the lines "oh cool, and now I know that you guys still like each other". I can't look for that clip now, but there are so obviously some issues there, he sounded like it was a big thing that actually bothered him. I wonder what's the relationship between his parents and how that fucked him up, but I think there's a lot there.

The clip is in the OP, if you want it.

To be perfectly fair, I used to believe he was John but with hindsight, I think it's another unrelated user that also suicide baited to Rekieta..

I think his bible studies thing+ his e-daddy-ism made his most frail fans want to John to him.
I am vaguely aware of an incident similar to what you are describing. I think it's been discussed here in the past. However, I can assure you that was NOT me.

CatNip Dave had multiple suicide baiting and 'seeizures' in the DISCORD (some were real and he was doxxed in the server to get EMS to him). He was objectively worse than anyone else I can think to recall about being an attention whore about his many misfortunes in life.

I don't look down on him for his situation, but he whinged and sought sympathy so much that it became exhausting.

Sean (Potentially Criminal) talked about this on stream during his review, Nick's argument in his brief barely mentioned Franks (listed once, never directly cited). They (/Nick/White) spend most of the time whining about Miranda stuff for April.

Nick fumbled his way into success and is misrepresenting how he go there.

Just like the source of his success on YouTube.

Excellent post! One important detail is missing: Celeste worked outside the home for most, if not all, of Nick's childhood. I’d love to provide specific sources for this information, but I’d prefer not to sift through countless hours of streams to find it. Nevertheless, I know this to be true because Nick has mentioned it several times. He has talked about the extensive time he spent gaming and later watching porn on his computer in his bedroom with minimal supervision.

She worked in some education career.

True, though I wonder why Dick hasn't used your or their posts as ammo yet, considering he reads this thread often and everyone here keeps mentioning you every time Kayla is mentioned lol

Because it is a joke against a woman, and neither Dick nor Nick respect any woman--not even their wife.

Nick has been in Minnesota since he was like 6? 8? Nick barely spent any school years in Texas. But they did move out from the Cities to BFN to be close to her (rat) family.

Long enough to see the racist cop on the school bus call all the kids 'niggers' and know all the people who are in prison now.

That's sounds like a painfully bad move then. Prior paragraph makes it obvious.

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He must be hoping the cops say something dumb during the Franks.

He's trying to bamboozle the boomer judge with bullshit technology arguments.

I don't buy this narrative about young Kayla as an innocent would-be tradwife. I am not denying that she was religious and wanted to be mommy, but we also know she was a "theater kid." And what I know about theater kids in the early '00s is that they liked Star Trek, LiveJournal, and degeneracy.

Regardless of whether these influences characterized her behavior at the time, she was certainly exposed to more deviant ideas than her non-performing peers. I think it's reasonable to assume that these ideas were present early in her relationship with Nick, making her seem like a 'cool girl' despite her desire for a Scandinavian prude lifestyle. Given such an undercurrent in their relationship, transitioning into active deviancy was inevitable and almost certainly mutual.

There is a Kayla and Nick stream where they say one of the forst things Kayala said to Nick was as she was stretching for cheerleading practice: 'Can you see my thong?'

@Not Who You Think might have it.
 
That's sounds like a painfully bad move then. Prior paragraph makes it obvious.

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He must be hoping the cops say something dumb during the Franks.
It's obvious Nick is reaching and this paragraph kills his reading of the next paragraph. So only in the mind of Balldo did the detective lie.
But I am curious...I have seen some some argue it doesn't matter the original video is still online on his alt platforms, the issue was the detective didn't watch those for the warrant. In trial they'd actually have to get the original video, yes. But my understanding is the evidence bar is much lower for a search warrant. So the detective only needed to reasonably believe it was accurate. And of course his suspicions were proven true in the search.
 
Yeah, I've been of the same mind re: Nick's possible "mommy issues" for awhile now. The history of how he handles taking ANY sort of L from a woman kinda shows that. It's ALMOST as catty as how a woman might react (I would say no offense to any female Kiwis on here, but as we all know, there are no women on the internet!)... Hmmm... maybe the drug labs should also test Rackets' blood for estrogen levels...
It's very bitchmade but it's also very male. Not masculine, but low T male. Men who get incredibly hypersensitive about being criticized by women in particular are basically fags. Heterosexual fags, usually, but 101% fags.
Nick entire strategy seems to be playing the dumb word games he does cause constantly. I really hope his narcissism takes over and he takes the stand. We need Nick’s legal statements about what really happened on record afterall!
There would be nothing more hilarious than Nick pulling his usual shenanigans in the witness box, especially on cross examination, when he'd get thoroughly raped. If he didn't knock that shit off and actually answer the questions he could find himself in contempt.
It was such a short time ago that he did his "return stream" and boldly asserted that he would be going back to the old content creation and not commenting ever again on his detractors or his case. Remember guys? Remember long long ago? All 1.5 months ago at the most?
We need a list of Cow Laws. One of them is definitely any time a cow says he's going to do or not do something, he'll do it again almost immediately.
I think that Nick is pulling his "technically correct" bullshit when he's saying he hasn't changed since he started streaming.
It isn't even technically correct. He's shaved off so many IQ points he's functionally a tard at this point. That may be permanent.
Of course, that's not at all what that line means. The "taken off of" language is an admission by the cop that he viewed the video on a channel that wasn't Nick's, and this interpretation is bolstered by his citing both Youtube and Rumble.
Only an idiot would interpret it that way, especially considering Pomplun explicitly said the opposite. It's blindingly apparent he either has brain damage or is a liar or both.

It's absolutely improper to call this a "lie" and this is why, in a legal filing, you reserve the word "lie" for absolutely unambiguous deception, as you're essentially accusing someone of something at best quasi-criminal.
The Denny's menu is confusing because it's way too long and everything has a cutesy name that reveals little about the dish itself, e..g., "Classic Slams." (WTF is a slam?)
Ever heard of a grand slam? That's the name for their original basic breakfast.
It seemed to me during Weebwars that Nick was more irritated with Lawtwitter than random KickVic people. I think he feels especially threatened when other lawyers tell him he's wrong.
Much of lawltwitter was neither lawyers nor even legally educated. He seemed to be more mad at the women.

Lawltube is definitely better, as fucked up as it also is, even if Lawltwitter almost accidentally ended up being right about Nick.
 
Much of lawltwitter was neither lawyers nor even legally educated. He seemed to be more mad at the women.

Lawltube is definitely better, as fucked up as it also is, even if Lawltwitter almost accidentally ended up being right about Nick.
It's just a bunch of lawtists.
 
What is this?
The Vickers estate.

@Balldo's Gate made a funny post in regards to it here in the Vickers thread. He joked that if the bodycam is ever released, he would judge it based on the "Vickers Line." Scandinavian Incel Prudes take an L only if the state of Nick's house falls below the "Vickers Line."

CatNip Dave had multiple suicide baiting and 'seeizures' in the DISCORD (some were real and he was doxxed in the server to get EMS to him).
Is that who interrupted one of Nick's shows? I dunno. I'll take your word for it. You are very knowledgeable about such things. I just know it wasn't me. Honest to God. He streamed normally the night I went to the hospital.
 
There would be nothing more hilarious than Nick pulling his usual shenanigans in the witness box, especially on cross examination, when he'd get thoroughly raped. If he didn't knock that shit off and actually answer the questions he could find himself in contempt.
It’s a crying shame Nick knows he’s too dumb so he’ll never take the witness stand and outsmart everyone. Remember juries are full of the dumbest people ever and if Nick was as smart as he says he is, Rekieta could easily trick them. And cross examination? I mean Rekieta knows those people, he’s argued in court and has gotten motions thrown out. Surely he can handle some small town Scandinavian prude on cross examination?

Ah too bad Nick Rekieta is a crying alcoholic retard who wears a balldo. He’d never be able to outsmart anyone if he took the witness stand because he’s not smart.
 
If Nick divorces Kayla and marries April, April cannot be compelled to testify against Nick.
Doesn't work like that. The state can't compel Kayla to testify against Nick in this situation because they're currently married. The events that have happened while they were married would (probably) be protected under spousal privilege. Nick is not married to April as much as he wants to pretend he is. If he was to divorce Kayla right now and marry April, everything that happened before said marriage would still be fair game, but after the fact would not be (probably). You can't marry someone to prevent them from testifying against you for things that happened before said marriage, but I believe Nick is stupid enough to try.

I'm pretty sure there's exceptions for spousal privilege so even that might not be completely accurate.
 
Is that who interrupted one of Nick's shows? I dunno. I'll take your word for it. You are very knowledgeable about such things. I just know it wasn't me. Honest to God. He streamed normally the night I went to the hospital.

Not 100% sure. At the time it happened I knew, but it was years ago at this point.

Nick did return afterwards and pontificate about how 'as a streamer' you gain certain access to people's lives and have the opportunity to help. Sometimes the streamer is the only person they will reach out to in their darkest hour, and he gets messages like this fairly frequently. He tries to help them all, and it is upsetting when he misses one.

It was wholesome then, but disgusting now.

Dave's whinging left enough a mark in my brain that it reminded me that there were a lot worse people in his old fan base. They are just not convenient to mock.
 
No. Warski's not evil. Just a bit dumb at times.
He's dumb 99.9% of the time.

Pick whichever of the following you feel is worst:
  • Infanticide enjoyer/Moloch enthusiast (alleged)
  • Junkie (admitted)
  • Canadian
Shit! I forgot he was Canadian for a second! Yep, that's evil incarnate.

one could say, "The Family Jewels" on the Balldo Crown
The Semenrils? Simpirils? Simplerils? I need help with the pun.
Then again, a favorable comparison to Morgoth is probably making him out to be too grand.

Like the human equivalent to when dogs get stung by bees.
Poor puppers.
 
he just looks so goofy. Like the human equivalent to when dogs get stung by bees. It really stands out to me in these recent copestreams how much he looks like some sort of muppet knockoff version of himself
"... but that's none of my business," Nick says as a muppet knock-off. But in a faggy way.
 
It's very bitchmade but it's also very male. Not masculine, but low T male. Men who get incredibly hypersensitive about being criticized by women in particular are basically fags. Heterosexual fags, usually, but 101% fags.
This is the #1 tell of the lowest tier of technically-male filth. It's a worse red flag than being rude to service workers. JF Gariepy does it too, just off the top of my head. Loses his mind if a woman talks back to him. It's such an obvious sign of weakness that I don't know how those guys don't know to rein it in.
 
We have so many great law experts in the thread and as I'm not familiar with US (Or Minnesota) laws, I would like to ask something.
Let's say you have raging hollering fat fuck from Mexico visiting a non-practising cuckold and non-parenting deadbeat coke-addict.
Let's say they are seen in photos together etc.
So the non-practising lolyer has a criminal case coming up and his GREAT DEAR friend from Mexico who is possibly even a business partner at some level(yes I'm 100% kidding) Starts threatening one of the named Witnesses in the lolyers case, doxing him, threatening violence etc. on social media and said lolyer has possibly also been seen on the same Xitter threads talking/liking the pseudo-mexicans Xeets.

How would this kind of behaviour affect the said lolyers case since named witness has now reported on his morning show that pseudo--mexican has been reported to the Minnesotan authorities for intimidating a witness in the case and some kind of investigation has already been started.
Thank you in advance my kind frens.

🥃:really:
Cheers Baldo, remember to invite Ralphamale to the next OMNIBUSSIN TOOO!

 
Canonically, they’re lost, so they can’t be something current about Nick.

How about soberillions?

With the risk of insult to the craft of Fëanor by implication his hands made anything related to Balldo, I will proffer the alternative:

Linquicoroni

(Lit. 'Limp-balls in the Elder Speech)
 
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The Final Days in The Balldo Bunker
(The Perspicuous Downfall of a Duplicitous Douche Bag)

Gay for Josh


Mandy Tits


Chunkieta


A Message to KiwiFarms (Not a Monolith)
Admits to reading thread.


@Null’s Predictions for Rekieta 2023
(Beginning of the End)


Copesplaining: Rekieta’s Show is (D)evolving


Copesplaining: Cheers to KiwiFarms


Copesplaining: Ethan Ralph Reacts


Copesplaining: Gay Bars, Lady R & Moving


Rekieta Law is Uncancellable (Hubris)


Elissa Clips is Rekieta Law (Cuck) Approved


Copesplaining: (Not) The End of the Coomer Arc


Copesplaining: Rekieta’s Midlife Crisis is Intentional


Unsolicited Advice
(from People Not Currently Facing Felony Drug Charges)


@Null’s Warning to Rekieta Law


Copesplaining: Has Nick Changed?


Copesplaining: All Internet Rumors are True


Sean’s Thoughts on Nick’s Nosedive


Rekieta Rants: Cheers to Happy Endings


Copesplaining: It’s Not Me, It’s You


A Retrospective of a Defective.
[All credit belongs to @elb for providing such a satisfying postmortem on a degenerating life unlived.]
 
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