Money FB 12/19 Blarb is selling a tractor

[Apteryx Owenii]

So did Chris make mention of this on his social media or does someone monitor the 'wanting to sell' portion of craigslist in the area on the off-chance there might be a used lawnmower for sale at 14 Branchland?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

So did Chris make mention of this on his social media or does someone monitor the 'wanting to sell' portion of craigslist in the area on the off-chance there might be a used lawnmower for sale at 14 Branchland?

The OP is a screencap of Chris linking the craigslist entry on his Facebook.

 

[Hmmpf!]

I have never heard anyone refer to a lawn mower as a tractor before.

Spoiler: Isn't this a tractor?

What do you expect from a guy who used to say the weight of 6 cans of beer are hundreds of kilos.

 

[Raccoon99]

Hank Hill would be disappointed. Then again every redneck would be disappointed if they see Chris refer a lawnmower as a tractor.

 

[Trilby]

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There's our new forum member, get on it!

The term "lawn tractor" is tossed around quite a bit.

At least Chris has something to call it besides "Shovel Mech".

Pretty sure she's just sacrificing pieces of hoard in a vain attempt to keep the whole intact. That, and forestall creditors from taking basically everything that she owns before she dies. Clearly, she hasn't put any serious thought into what happens to Her Pet Lolcow after she dies.

I'm sure she didn't.

 

[normankrasner]

Don't "Craftaman" products have a lifetime guarantee?

 

[Gunslinger]

At least Chris has something to call it besides "Shovel Mech".

I was thinking about that too. The whole shovel mech incident is one of the funniest things on the Cwcki, at least to me. I still crack up about it. You can't exactly trust Chris to call any lawn or farming equipment the proper name after that!

 

[UGADawg08]

Are riding mowers usually referred to as "tractors?"

No. Tractor is Latin for "dragger", and only refers to wheeled vehicles meant to drag an attached implement behind them. The cutting apparatus on a riding mower is mounted on the bottom - not dragged behind.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

There is nothing in that house worth 600 dollars. Including the house itself.

 

[Gunslinger]

No. Tractor is Latin for "dragger", and only refers to wheeled vehicles meant to drag an attached implement behind them. The cutting apparatus on a riding mower is mounted on the bottom - not dragged behind.

Yes but this model Barb is selling is a lawn tractor. It has a hitch for pulling things.

 

[Curt Sibling]

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I didn't just fall off of the turnip truck. I'm not buying this mower until Chris rides it to GameStop.

 

[Hyperion]

I didn't just fall off of the turnip truck. I'm not buying this mower until Chris rides it into GameStop.

Ftfy

 

[Eddie Slovik]

The price is a high, but I wouldn't be surprised if it started up just fine. I've resurrected lawn equipment that's been sitting for years without much trouble. Two year old gas isn't good, but it's not nearly the problem some of you are making it out to be.

However, I wouldn't buy any "Craftaman" crap with a motor. They make great wrenches, but they can't seem to make anything more complex than a ratchet that doesn't break right after the warranty goes.

 

[Right To Bear Blarms]

Chris thinks his tractor's sexy

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Hank Hill would be disappointed. Then again every redneck would be disappointed if they see Chris refer a lawnmower as a tractor.

His lawn looks like that episode where Dale destroys Hank's lawn with ants. Shit needs to be reseeded.

 

[Ethel Mertz]

Shit needs to be reseeded.

And we know just the (wo)man to talk to about seed.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Someone local accept the sale and then ask to do the physical exchange in front of the pepper spray GameStop.

 

[Count Olaf]

I dont think they even have lawn grass anymore. Looks like there's only weed, prairie grass, and dirt now.
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Yeah that "lawn" is pretty much a dead wasteland at this point. Nothing grows, nothing thrives. And it's a shame too because I think that place could look very nice if properly cared for.

 

[TiggerNits]

Don't "Craftaman" products have a lifetime guarantee?

Only for non-electric hand tools excluding torque wrenches