Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It warms the cockles of my heart to know that hundreds of "normal people" on Reddit find Patrick to be just as stupid as we do.
Fun fact: I first discovered Rick from the infamous thread on R/Autism.

It's funny to think back on that, because I actually felt bad for him at first. I was like "why are these people harassing this guy?" Then I started reading his responses and my opinion shifted to "okay, well this guy is kinda 'off' and he really needs to learn not to keep engaging." Then I read some more and eventually I arrived at "yeah, this guy is a major douchebag and he's bringing this on himself." That, my friend is how stlakerchilds are born.

Edit: I should say that I didn't genuinely start loathing him until Norm died and Rick made it about himself.
 
Ok....I gotta be real with the homies...I am actually kinda fucking speechless here.

This might legitimately be the most retarded thing he has ever said which as we all know one hell of a claim to make.

I saw someone else say it already, but Patrick here is misquoting a Mark Twain quote: "Truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."

Of course, Twain meant this more in reference to plotholes and contrivances in fiction which can pull a reader from the story, not that reality is illogical, which is somehow the meaning Rick has pulled from it. You would think a "famous" sci-fi "author" would be able to pick up on subtext and implication.
 
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Either Reddit jannies hate the idea of America being compared favorably to Europe by Europeans or Pat fatly made a fuss.


Nobody wants the work friends of The Austrian Painter to return more than libtards on social media.

If Trump gets elected he's going to cry about being genocided by the state every time his DoorDash order arrives late.
If you see a Reddit thread of a Pigtits post and there isn't a single mention of him in the comments, its safe to say a certain pair of hooves were angrily clopping at a keyboard to the mods.
 
Even after all these years the fucking "Lied about nothing at all, stalker" phrase brings my piss to a boil. Nigger lies as much as he breathes.
"It's not five sinks awesome but it's still an achievment" Brian is the best new addition to the Expanded Waistline Universe this season, you can see he's starting to go deep into Patty lore and loving it :story:
 
Something Patrick would fail to imitate when Nikki puts him into his cage so he can watch black me fart in her vagina.
So you've actually done the deed? You kept that quiet.

More than 100 books bought for cheap because Rick is poor, fat, gay and consumes cheap toys and books and nu-series.
The 'library' is several boxes of his own books to 'hand sell' at all the conventions he pays to appear at. Is hand sell a common term? He's the only one I've ever seen that uses it. Sounds fat and faggy to me.

What an absolute genius.
A very stable genius.

As to names, the classic Fatrick is always good, as is FFWBT.
 
Firstly, jesus fucking christ can you even imagine if we got some kind of fatrick/movieblob teamup like pig man has with jackie?
I don't think there is any one building that could hold these two hogs in one place together. Even their fat aura would destroy xitter servers if they ever started re-posting one another.
What is this Pat's deal with balloons?
Dobson, another rather fat individual known for sperging out, has recently stopped posting on the internet. You don't think...
 
I'd like to point out that driving from NYC to Colombus is 2 hours faster. That aside, who goes like, "Yeah, broda, I wanna spend 6-7 on a train"?

Now, let's see the price.
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Hmm...maybe if we add some changes?

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well, that's nearly $40 cheaper, but that's still well over $200.

I used this as the metric:
 
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Either Reddit jannies hate the idea of America being compared favorably to Europe by Europeans or Pat fatly made a fuss.
I hate Reddit so much.
The 'library' is several boxes of his own books to 'hand sell' at all the conventions he pays to appear at. Is hand sell a common term? He's the only one I've ever seen that uses it. Sounds fat and faggy to me.
Hand sell seems to imply small quantities of sales. As in each sale is hand crafted.
If you're going to a convention you might as well bring copies to sell, why not.
Eric July seems to create events focused on selling merchandise.
Considering your profit margin is probably a few books on each book, to make any real amount of money your type of selling ought to be a display shelf that people grab copies off of themselves and hand an employee the money for, while the author has a separate line for autographs.
Hand selling is like he has to talk everybody into buying one of his kindling kits. He talks about it in terms of it paying for a few gallons of gas.
His activity is a worse investment of time than working at Target.
 
Previously, I made a total of 290 enjoy prisons. Enjoy Patposting, stalker baby children :tomlinson:
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12 childing in total of my October 29th report.
Funny details:
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>it's a instead of it's ran by a
>doesn't get what clinical means

Nice English, piggy.
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>believes that every comic bombs
>claims it's part of learning

Detached from consooming capeshit and distinguish between nu capeshit, sci-fi and reality. Delusional fat pig with bitch tits :story:

From the previous totality, take 290 childing and add in 12, we have:
290 + 12 = 302
Exceeded the 300 cap already? Good job, Piggertits!
 
Get on the fucking plane, Joe.
I mean he should because that tweet is retarded. "i would have had to travel and it's only for an hour" uh lol really? It's the Vice President / potential future President, she needs to come to your studio because the vibes there are better?
 
The 'library' is several boxes of his own books to 'hand sell' at all the conventions he pays to appear at.
That would actually be an improvement to the reality. His library is composed of 5 shelves with books arrenged by colour.
He's retardedly autistic.
Brian is the best new addition to the Expanded Waistline Universe this season, you can see he's starting to go deep into Patty lore and loving it
Ya boy replied!
Oh, our boy is full blow Funster/Farmer. Not only he knows some hoofnote Pat trivia, he even replied to my post the other day!


Now for a blast from the past, for no reason other than it was funny:

This is unrelated to the rest of the post, but since Pat hasn't really done much lately, I decided to check out some old posts and was reminded of this gem by @cerulean hydra. Maybe some of the newer posters haven't seen it, so I thought I'd highlight his efforts for the new generation.

He created a Pat AI and asked it to write a story. The AI was so perfect it manifested Pat's ego and decided - unprompted- to insert itself as humanity's savior.

I'll copy a small part of the post for the lazy fuckers among us, but the whole thing is great. Enjoy, my niggas.

The President sat in her oval office, staring at the computer screen with a frown on her face. The situation in America was indeed dire. The world had become a chaotic mess of crime and terrorism, and no one seemed to be able to stop it. But then, she remembered Patrick S. Tomlinson's plan. She called him into her office immediately.
"Mr. Tomlinson, we need your help," the President said, holding out her hand. "We have a problem that needs solving."
Patrick stood up and approached the President with a confident smile on his face, a hint of a smirk playing at the corner of his lips. "Madam President, I'm ready to do whatever it takes to save this country from the criminals who are causing such chaos," he said, tipping his hat in respect.
The President looked him up and down, taking in his imposing figure. He was tall and muscular, with a set of fists that could rival even the strongest soldiers in her army. "You have a plan?" she asked skeptically.
Patrick nodded. "Indeed I do," he said, gesturing to the screen on the wall. It displayed his idea for creating an army of 1000 million tall, superhumans who would use their fist-to-face combat skills to take down any threat that stood in their way.
The President's eyes widened with excitement. "That could work," she said, nodding eagerly. "But we need to start building it immediately."
Patrick nodded again. "I already have a team working on it. They will be ready in no time. And when the army is complete, they will take down any criminal or terrorist who dares stand against us," he said, his voice full of determination and conviction.
The President smiled warmly. "Thank you, Mr. Tomlinson. You have our support."
Patrick grinned back at her. "I'll make sure this country is safe again," he said, giving a fist-pump before leaving the room. The President watched him go with admiration in her eyes, knowing that she had made the right choice in bringing Patrick S. Tomlinson on board to help her save America.

* * *

Three days later, Patrick arrived at his laboratory, surrounded by scientists and engineers who were working tirelessly to create his army of superhumans. He surveyed their progress with a critical eye, making sure everything was going according to plan. "It's looking good," he said, pacing around the room.
"Yes, Mr. Tomlinson," one of the scientists replied, nodding. "We're on schedule for the first batch of soldiers in two months."
Patrick grinned. "Excellent. Let's make sure they're ready to fight by then," he said, patting them on the back before leaving the room. He couldn't wait to see his plan come to fruition and save America from the terrorists who had taken over.
Patrick entered his office, where he spent most of his time writing his latest sci-fi novel. He was a failed author, but he knew that this would be his legacy. His story would change the world, and he couldn't wait to see it come to life.

As he wrote, he heard a knock on the door. "Come in," he called out, expecting one of his assistants. Instead, it was the President herself. She entered with a worried look on her face. "Mr. Tomlinson, we have a problem," she said, looking at him expectantly.
Patrick raised an eyebrow. "What is it?" he asked, setting down his pen and turning to face her.
"The terrorists have discovered our plan," the President said, her voice shaking with fear. "They know about your army of superhumans and they're planning to attack us."
Patrick frowned. "What do you need me to do?" he asked, standing up from his chair.
"You need to stop them," she replied, her voice firm. "We can't let them ruin everything we've worked for."
Patrick nodded, taking a deep breath. "I won't fail you, Madam President," he said, grabbing his hat and heading out the door. He was ready to take on any threat that stood in his way, no matter how tough they were.
* * *
He arrived at the terrorist hideout, a dark and dank building in the heart of the city. The smell of fear hung heavy in the air as he made his way inside. He could hear the sounds of gunfire and screams from within. Patrick took a deep breath before entering, ready to face whatever came his way.
He found the leader of the terrorists, a man with a scarred face and a cold gaze. "You're too late," he said, sneering at him.
Patrick smiled. "I'm always on time," he replied, charging forward and landing a punch that sent the man flying across the room. The other terrorists gasped in shock as they saw their leader fall to the ground.
"You're not ready for me," Patrick said, his voice filled with determination. "But I am."
He continued to fight, taking down each and every one of them until there was no one left standing. The building was a pile of rubble around him, but he emerged victorious. He had saved the city from the terrorists' grasp.
Patrick stood in the center of the destruction, panting and sweating, his hat on his head. "I did it," he said, grinning at the thought of what he had accomplished.
The President approached him, a look of gratitude on her face. "Thank you, Mr. Tomlinson," she said, shaking his hand. "You saved us all."
Patrick nodded, smiling proudly. "It was my pleasure, Madam President," he replied, tipping his hat to her. He knew that this was just the beginning of what he would do for America. This was just one city saved from fascist terrorism. America still needed saving, and Patrick knew he couldn't do it alone.
 
I mean he should because that tweet is retarded. "i would have had to travel and it's only for an hour" uh lol really? It's the Vice President / potential future President, she needs to come to your studio because the vibes there are better?
I think Rogan views it as part of his schtick to have people come to his studio, sit down, and talk. And if he goes to her, the whole thing is on her terms. Her location, her staff and setup, then she can show up late and kick him out after 45 minutes.
 
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Fatrick still seems to have a direct line to the Reddit tranny janny brigade so every time his retardation ends up on a big sub to be mocked Lilith Crystal-Sparklevagina has to cease dilating (RIGHT. NOW. CHILD.) and sweep the thread for our cyberbullying victim even if the culprit found Rick organically and it wasn't the fault of the wacky funsters.
His library is composed of 5 shelves with books arrenged by colour.
He's retardedly autistic.
This became a thing during Covid when tons of jobs were done remotely, the more pretentious members of the laptop class began arranging their shelves like this and began hiring interior decoraters to color coordinate and fill gaps with "matching" prop books etc
Fatricks apes this because he is a downscale rube deperately LARPing as a educated urban professional in the highest income quintile.
 
Get on the fucking plane, Joe.
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Donald Trump was going to talk to Rogan. He also took the time to talk to the Undertaker and talked about what it was like taking bumps in the ring. General Secretary Harris is too afraid talk to people without a teleprompter or answers up front. She did fuck all as Vice President. That's why no one wants four years of her. She's not the one.

As usual this fat fuck with bitch tits doesn't know what he's talking about. He's never had to worry about a thing in his life because some woman has always looked after him. That's why he quickly sided with GS Harris.

I mean he should because that tweet is retarded. "i would have had to travel and it's only for an hour" uh lol really? It's the Vice President / potential future President, she needs to come to your studio because the vibes there are better?
As a reminder he was too afraid to debate Ben Shapiro so why should GS Harris talk to Rogan on his show?
I think Rogan views it as part of his schtick to have people come to his studio, sit down, and talk. And if he goes to her, the whole thing is on her terms. Her location, her staff and setup, then she can show up late and kick him out after 45 minutes.
That's generous. She couldn't even last 30 on Fox. She also only wanted it to be for an hour tops. Trump was on his show for an three hours.
 
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