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[Antipathy]

Liberty Prime was right.

They gave you le epic disagreement stickers, but you were right in the end. Oh were you right.

Would she do the money shot, i.e. the humiliating naked shower scene that they offer participants a few thousand extra bucks for? Place your bets!

How can regular men hope to compete?

 

[Army Burger]

im drunk again why am i such a faggot

Man who obsessively explores his colon is distressed by a dream of walking in a poop-strewn cave.

The human subconscious, such an enigma.

I can't believe a pedo furry just called me a CIA nigger

But MAN, does he ever know his way around a crying child's anus....

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Spoken like an administrator of the cyber bullying website. What an aspiration.

 

[Army Burger]

I have seen more of this dude's junk in the last hour than I care to see for the rest of my lifetime

 

[Antipathy]

lmao his parents roasted him better than I ever could in this passive aggressive defense of him.

God incinerating Sodom and Gamorrah becomes more understandable with each passing day.

 

[SIGSEGV]

The autism levels are high today, apparently.

I can't believe she looks at herself while wearing her large trousers and big man shirts and goes "Yup I'm a snacc."

She can't get enough of his hillbilly cock.

Amandick the fucking word fungi ladies and gentlemen

this is it, this is exactly her in a nutshell. You've just summed up years of cataloging.

I also can't stand her stupid hick talk. It's "I saw Larry at the vape shop," not "I seen," you illiterate trailer trash mongoloid.

"People seem to think I HAD MOLESTED RECENTLY."

"Yandere Dev is creating Yandere Simulator" made me chuckle

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This Florida man is a totally insane freak, not really sure how he was gonna start the ethnostate looking like Odin's mentally deficient brother

 

[Antipathy]

Wait. How many pedophile forums and sites are you visiting?

Mix equal parts bleach and Drano with a splash of antifreeze for taste, and drink it.

You might as well get comfy, because it only gets stupider from here on out.

Minor powerlevel, but I'm a raging homo.

Dude looks like Lovecraft wrote him.
"I made no motion, but stood rigidly still, my horrified eyes fixed upon the floor ahead"

 

[NoReturn]

Hey, @Ruin's the one who said their cousin is hot, why am I suddenly the bad guy here?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Imagine threatening suicide when one of the only things you're known for is never fucking finishing anything, lol.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"But, but, but... Pimps prostitute underage GIRLS all the time!" Wendy cries as she's handcuffed.

People like to get mad. It gives the excuse to act like an arse.

 

[{o}P II]

First, he acknowledges people are making fun of him for letting his GF have an OnlyFans: wrong move.

 

[SIGSEGV]

The only thing she has is her made up identities and hunger for dick.

I am running out of ways to describe the disgust that this insufferable cunt's begging invokes in me

The internet has broken me to the point where if you told me this was somebody’s OC for the Jolly Green Giant fandom, I wouldn’t even question it.

 

[Antipathy]

Well well well, look who decided to show up, the BITCH herself

How's Emma doing? You want to keep stealing my husband's money, why don't you at least tell him how's she's doing? YOU USER.
you're stuffing your fat face with $500 meals that Marshall paid for, why don't you tell him how Emma is doing?

I can't believe I'm actually asking this, but does cornstarch on plastic somehow mimic the feeling of pussy?

Imagine threatening suicide when one of the only things you're known for is never fucking finishing anything, lol.

 

[SolarSickle]

Kek, I can see how ridiculous that looks out of context.

 

[Antipathy]

Kek, I can see how ridiculous that looks out of context.

My entire online existence has been shuffling memes from point A to point B. You get an eye for it after years of doing it.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

My entire online existence has been shuffling memes from point A to point B. You get an eye for it after years of doing it.

 

[Antipathy]

Alex big mad he can't get big busty boobies 12 year old.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Oh No! There’s a Negro in My Wife

 

[verygayFrogs]

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They follow the last trend on Tumblr or they will be eaten by the others

Cute we stan Kiwi lesbians

Oh, that's depressing

Why is my boy Joker a fucking nigger?

Bold of you to assume I know what I'm doing

Who the fuck would sell their own bathwater?!

You had me at a chubby catgirl that didn't look like an ugly troon.

just don't mind that there's also a million salty bitches there.

That’s a big ass foot

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Nigga forgot to add 'Hazbin Hotel' to the dislikes list, lmao.

Damn, you made him actually look like a man.

He looks like an ABSOLUTE CHAD

What did fat boys ever do to them?

That Jotaro...