Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

This site is now claiming that the not-Katarn show is only now entering the beginning of the preliminary work for development, ie nothing's fucking happening and they still can't get this shit off the ground. This is the same bullshit they keep saying every few months to try and maintain faux interest to pretend like nothing's wrong. Also disregard that the author of the article makes it clear that he knows jack diddly about SW.

Also one of the developers of that cancelled open world Disney Wars game for EA speaks out and said that he got bad vibes from the studio and the way the higher ups were managing things and that Amy Hennig was basically getting screwed.
Yeah, that header "greatest anything" inspires a lot of skepticism, but the video does show how fucked SW is in almost every part of Disney and their partners.
They gave the black guy, who has the shortest hair in the movies, a fro. How WOKE :story:
MaREY Sue is gonna teach Luke how to be a Jedi
Ah so time travel bullshit is confirmed, but its gonna be to fuck over the OT some more... Wait... Rey is gonna train Luke... This reminds of the stupid new SW Marvel comic where Luke is going to a planet to meet a mysterious female Jedi who has his lightsaber and hand and who he says he has visions of her teaching him... Fucking dammit Disney.
 
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They gave the black guy, who has the shortest hair in the movies, a fro. How WOKE :story:
MaREY Sue is gonna teach Luke how to be a Jedi

Well, the SJW left has always been inconsistent about their woke levels. They want everyone to be woke, but when they do something stereotypical, they don't count it as racist.

Oh, I'd love to see them make Rey teach Luke how to be a Jedi. The fans will CRUCIFY them for that. It'll be more glorious than Malachor V.

This site is now claiming that the not-Katarn show is only now entering the beginning of the preliminary work for development, ie nothing's fucking happening and they still can't get this shit off the ground. This is the same bullshit they keep saying every few months to try and maintain faux interest to pretend like nothing's wrong. Also disregard that the author of the article makes it clear that he knows jack diddly about SW.

Also one of the developers of that cancelled open world Disney Wars game for EA speaks out and said that he got bad vibes from the studio and the way the higher ups were managing things and that Amy Hennig was basically getting screwed.
Yeah, that header inspires a lot of skepticism, but it does show how fucked SW is in almost every part of Disney and their partners.

Ah so time travel bullshit is confirmed, but its gonna be to fuck over the OT some more... Wait... Rey is gonna train Luke... This reminds of the stupid new SW Marvel comic where Luke is going to a planet to meet a mysterious female Jedi who has his lightsaber and hand and who he says he has visions of her teaching him... Fucking dammit Disney.

The whole of the Disney SW story group knows jack diddly about Star Wars. It counts for the whole lot of them.

Someone's getting screwed over in a production handled by EA. In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and pigs can't fly.

Well, they've run out of things to screw over. They fucked over their own trilogy, the Expanded Universe, the beginning of the Rebellion, so why not fuck with the OT too? They might as well, before the whole boat capsizes on Disney SW and they all get drowned in debt and get closed down or bought up by someone else.

I'm praying to God that Lucas will buy Lucasfilm back. It might not be the perfect thing, but it's a step in the right direction.
 
Ah so time travel bullshit is confirmed, but its gonna be to fuck over the OT some more... Wait... Rey is gonna train Luke... This reminds of the stupid new SW Marvel comic where Luke is going to a planet to meet a mysterious female Jedi who has his lightsaber and hand and who he says he has visions of her teaching him... Fucking dammit Disney.
Yeah the whole thing is going to revolve around time travel in a lazy effort to make Rey "likeable" by placing her in key SW moments. No confirmation on Rey trains Luke, but i can't think of many other interpretations of what i quoted in my post above.
The Lego holiday special, which Rimes teases will feature a few “Star Wars” movie actors reprising their roles, catches up with the cast after the events of last year’s saga-closing “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.” Rey and droid pal BB-8 head off on a quest to gain a deeper knowledge of the Force, but their visit to a mysterious Jedi Temple sends them careening through time and space. Rey interacts with Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and other characters in some of the franchise’s most beloved moments, as they try to return in time for a Life Day feast with her friends on Chewbacca’s Wookiee home world of Kashyyyk.
I know it's only a lego spin-off and won't matter much in the long run, but it'd be nice to see a company actually give a shit about source material for a change.
 
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Oh, I'd love to see them make Rey teach Luke how to be a Jedi. The fans will CRUCIFY them for that. It'll be more glorious than Malachor V.
I've actually seen some people for a few months make theories about the mystery woman who caught Luke's lightsaber in Cloud City in the nu-canon ESB comic, with some saying she's either Ahsoka, Mara Jade or a time-traveling Rey.
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With this bit of info from the nu-Holiday Special and how more accessible time travel is now as a plot device, its almost assured that this will be Rey. Or at least some kind of Flow Walking Force vision of Rey like how those Kylo Ren knights in TFA could see her in a "vision" (where apparently she briefly force time traveled to their location in the past which is why they could see her rather than ignore her) and the whole space-crossing teleport thing from IX. Its probably a vision of Rey that she's sending from the future since apparently she couldn't keep the lightsaber she caught as it fell through her or something and the comic later steals the explanation for how the lightsaber survived falling from Cloud City from the Thrawn Trilogy guide but with none of the seriousness or narrative flow.

In short, Stormtroopers were dropping dead from the pipes (cuz lol fodder) and the lightsaber fell with them for some reason which then an Ugnaught found, which looks to be the same one from the Thrawn Trilogy guide.
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But without Vader coming in to kill him and take the goods. So he sold it to Yellow Yoda and that's the end of that... Bravo Disney. Took you 5 years to explain it but you finally did it, by stealing someone else's idea but with none of the creativity or potential for storytelling. And we know this isn't what actually happened since Abrams just had the lightsaber drift outside of Bespin's atmosphere and slowly float through space for 20 years before landing in Yellow Yoda's backyard.

Got a bit off track there... anyway, the comic now has Luke going to a beach planet he keeps seeing in his visions where he sees the mysterious lady jedi who wants to train him, so now he's conveniently found this planet and is going to meet her. If it turns out to be Rey, expect an absolute clusterfuck that might even push Disney drones to the limit.
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The whole of the Disney SW story group knows jack diddly about Star Wars. It counts for the whole lot of them.
Its not just the story group, even the crew and writers working on the nu-trilogy knew jackshit as shown in the Rise of Skywalker video I posted earlier in the thread.

Yeah the whole thing is going to revolve around time travel in a lazy effort to make Rey "likeable" by placing her in key SW moments. No confirmation on Rey trains Luke, but i can't think of many other interpretations of what i quoted in my post above.

I know it's only a lego spin-off and won't matter much in the long run, but it'd be nice to see a company actually give a shit about source material for a change.
Don't be too sure. Like I said, even Lego shit is treated as part of Disney canon and characters from Lego spinoffs have been referenced in Disney shit.
 
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None of you fuckers ever read Splinter of the Minds Eye, huh?
I did. In fact, I even posted previously the defense of the EU that came from that very book, written by Lucas himself.
Aside from me, @Kiwi Lime Pie read it once. Its a fun read and a decent in-between story all around with the only problem being the painfully obvious absence of Han and Chewie, but that and its more simpler narrative are understandable since it was originally written as a potentially low budget sequel for ANH in case SW didn't make bank at the box office and in case they couldn't get Ford back. Another issue casual audiences have with it is the LeiaxLuke romance hints but one's gotta understand that this book was released in 1978, long before George pulled the sister bit, and even so people complain about that yet they don't point out the same issue with ESB's own love triangle shit...
I read it when it originally came out and was available in my school library. TBF, my young self didn't understand any of the subtle nuances and was simply excited to read a SW book. I was able to find a decent used copy last year, ordered it, and reread it that summer.

@GeneralFriendliness already put the story in proper perspective, so I won't rehash that. Still, anyone reading it now needs to be mindful that some of the items such as Luke/Leia flirting with each other were based on what was known as of the first film and couldn't consider anything Lucas had yet to disclose or change at the 11th hour in future films.

That said, it had more of a SW feel to it than Star Wars: Ahsoka did. SotME had decent pacing and action and I found it easy to immerse myself into the action when I reread it last year. As for the Ahsoka novel, I believe author E.K. Johnston did as good a job as she could with what she was given, but the story seemed like it was constrained by Filoni's vision for it and his titular character and not allowed to progress naturally. Even though I believe the novel ends 18-19 years before the start of Star Wars Rebels, it seemed as if the story was required to tie into the beginning of it somehow despite the nearly two-decade gap between the two works.

Yeah the whole thing is going to revolve around time travel in a lazy effort to make Rey "likeable" by placing her in key SW moments.
This is absolutely stupid and illustrates the biggest issue with time travel: the temptation to fix or retcon prior events deemed unacceptable, problematic, etc. by having someone travel to that period and alter the timeline to suit the author's fancy. It's the easy way out and stifles creativity; why be limited or constrained by existing canon when a character can travel through time and change it for you? *sigh*
 
I've actually seen some people for a few months make theories about the mystery woman who caught Luke's lightsaber in Cloud City in the nu-canon ESB comic, with some saying she's either Ahsoka, Mara Jade or a time-traveling Rey.
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With this bit of info from the nu-Holiday Special and how more accessible time travel is now as a plot device, its almost assured that this will be Rey. Or at least some kind of Flow Walking Force vision of Rey like those Kylo Ren knights she saw in TFA (where apparently she briefly force time traveled to their location) and the whole space-crossing teleport thing from IX. Its probably a vision of Rey that she's sending from the future, as the comic later steals the explanation for how the lightsaber survived falling from Cloud City but with none of the seriousness or narrative flow. Stormtroopers were dropping dead from the pipes (cuz fodder) and the lightsaber fell with them for some reason which then an Ugnaught found, which looks to be the same one from the Thrawn Trilogy guide.
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But without Vader coming in to kill him and take the goods. So he sold it to Yellow Yoda and that's the end of that... Bravo Disney. Took you 5 years to explain it but you finally did it, by stealing someone else's idea but with none of the creativity or potential for storytelling.

Got a bit off track there... anyway, the comic now has Luke going to a beach planet he keeps seeing in his visions where he sees the mysterious lady jedi who wants to train him, so now he's conveniently found this planet and is going to meet her. If it turns out to be Rey, expect an absolute clusterfuck that might even push Disney drones to the limit.
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Its not just the story group, even the crew and writers working on the nu-trilogy knew jackshit as shown in the Rise of Skywalker video I posted earlier in the thread.


Don't be too sure. Like I said, even Lego shit is treated as part of Disney canon and characters from Lego spinoffs have been referenced in Disney shit.

They're probably testing the waters with that. They may WANT the mystery Jedi woman to be Rey, but they might pull out of it if the carefully released rumors that it might be her are met with universal disdain.

Last I checked, aren't the Lego games supposed to be non-canon? I mean, Vader even fights alongside Luke against Palpatine in Lego SW 2. That's not something you can sneak into the canon. Or are they being selective with it?
 
Oh geez...

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I wish Disney/LF would do a Clone/Imperial commando CG animated series with Tartakovsky's style of storytelling, with perhaps one line of dialogue per episode.
You and me both...

IMO Travis had a few good points. It's just a shame she had obvious issues with soapboxing and wet dreams over Mando culture.
I don't think she did. I may have missed something, since I dropped LOTF after Bloodlines as I mentioned previously, but so far as I've read, nothing that any of her characters say is particularly illogical or unreasonable considering the characters who are saying it.

She also didn't take constructive criticism well. (Aka the "Talifans" response)
The best of my recollection, she didn't get much in the way of constructive criticism, just a lot of autistic screeching.

A lot of EU authors kinda glossed over the glaring flaws the prequel Jedi had. They were still fighting the good fight and trying to do good in the universe, but their stubbornness and inflexibility eventually caught up with them. Lucas flat out wanted to show this and we even got bits of it in the obi/yoda/mace hallway scene. Also Qui-gon as a whole. It was a tragedy and despite what Filloni says through his mouth piece Ashoka, they didn't deserve it.
Well, they may not have deserved it, but the extinction of the old Jedi Order was nonetheless arguably necessary in order for Luke to begin afresh.

I'd actually love to see the event(s) that caused the Jedi to go so ultra conservative/orthodox. We know the Order changed a lot over its lifetime and had waves of change, but something had to have pushed things to where they are at the start of the prequels/high republic.
The catalyst was supposed to be the Seventh Battle of Ruusan which brought about the end of the New Sith Wars. Prior to this, Jedi married, wore battle armor, held formal military ranks, sometimes acted as political rulers and began their training as (young) adults rather than infants.

Arguing with a wall chief.

As for Traviss, besides her shit reaction to critique; her fans do far more to poison her reputation and the things they touch than anything else. It's actually amazing how fanaticism can cripple what they set out to adore if you really put any thought to it.
le sigh...

I can see why you generally stick to spamming the "dumb" response at my comments rather than trying to respond argumentatively, when the only things you seem to have in your rhetorical toolkit are naked projection and the rather bizarre insinuation that the only reason that I defend Traviss's writing is some strange, childhood infatuation (it's cute that you tried to so precisely pin down my exact age, though).

Those were all padawans though and the Republic forces were completely fucked by Jabiims shitty environmental conditions.(if this all 'legends' then does Quinlon Vos' kid and goth wife not exist anymore?)
They weren't all Padawans. I can't find a specific source for Stratus killing six Jedi Knights in the "Jabiim" arc of Dark Horse's Republic imprint, but he does kill at least one Jedi Master and briefly fights off Anakin Skywalker. He's also shown to be deliberately targeting the Jedi among the Republic forces and at one point it's mentioned that eighteen Masters and Padawans have been killed in the fighting on the planet up to that point. Later, another Padawan calls him "Jedi killer" and just before his death, Stratus manages to wound another Padawan with his blade and kill another with a blaster shot despite the Jedi sensing that the Separatist leader is "too tired to fight." Not bad for an untrained man with a common metal sword.

Trebor was also more of a master diplomat rather than a fighter who only won fights by sneaking up on droids with Force Stealth.
I've never bought that. It's always looked like an ex post facto rationalization to try and minimize one of Jango's more impressive on-screen feats.

I don't know why anyone takes the mongoloids at RLM seriously when it comes to their views about Star Wars.
Their fanbase is a bit of a cult, I guess.

Fair enough. I wasn't aware of most of the narrative threads that Traviss was wrapping up...that's actually a pretty decent effort on her part when it comes to attempting symmetry across continuity, especially for something as labyrinthine as the Expanded Universe (though I would venture a guess that passion for the character and his culture was a motivation as well).
Yes, it's just, as you said, a little unfortunate that it all ended up having to be crammed into LOTF instead of being set up in an earlier, separate novel or series of novels (and Traviss certainly had enough hanging Mandalorian plot-threads left over from Republic Commando to address).

I'm really not primed on a lot of post-ROTJ exploits for Boba Fett, as most of what I concentrated on during my skim of the Bantam and early Dark Horse stuff to reach NJO were the big story arcs (Thrawn Trilogy, Dark Empire, Jedi Acadmy, Corellian Trilogy, etc), in which Fett played a minimal role or none at all. At some point I'll have to get around to that.
I'd recommend starting with the Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy by K.W. Jeter, as that's probably his single biggest EU appearance prior to LOTF and also an extremely good extrapolation of the cold, calculating and ruthlessly efficient Fett as seen in ESB, as he goes about maneuvering and manipulating the machinations of the Emperor, Darth Vader, Prince Xizor and the Kuat Drive Yards corporation to his own ultimate benefit.

I read A Practical Man, actually, in my scouring of all official media relating to NJO (still gotta get my hands on that RPG source book). Personally, I liked it just to see the Vong interact with the Mando's, and see how much of their culture even manage to freak out the Mandalorians of all people.

Plus, more Nom Anor is always a good thing. One of the most fun characters from the NJO story arc, even if he kills off my favorite Vong character 😞
Indeed. It's too bad that there was never a Crimson Empire NJO tie-in.

Dude....the scenes that get me the most are the one where Han and Leia emotionally collapse in the confines of their Coruscant apartment from the news of Anakin's death, and the bit where a traumatized and heartbroken Tahiri is talking to Anakin's corpse.
Yeah. The latter incident especially was permanently burned into my brain as one of the most genuinely heart-wrenching images I've ever come across in a work of fiction.

And that's why I'll never agree with the idiotic assessment that all NJO has is shock value. It's how the shocking events affect the characters that enriches the story, that gives it weight and distress to the reader. When characters like Han or Luke die in the ST movies, I can't bring myself to give a fuck because the story doesn't fucking do anything with their deaths.
Current Year fiction, I surmise, tends towards the masturbatory like that. There's no sense of genuine trauma or suffering on the part of the characters because it's written by sheltered UMC kids as a self-congratulatory exercise in right-thinking.

One of my favorite scenes is Han giving a very in-character response to the question of what he would have done in Anakin's shoes during the Tusken Massacre.

I also like that none of Anakin's childhood friends, even as cynical adults, completely dismiss Leia when she tells them that he and Darth Vader were the same person. They refuse to believe it, because the boy they knew wasn't capable of those things.
I'm definitely going to have to hunt down a copy.

And people still credit Filoni Wars for being the media that first worked to give the Clones a sense of individuality and character.
Mostly though outlandish hairstyles, it seems.

Again, people really need to fucking develop their reading skills.

I still have to finish LOTF in its entirety before I can properly assess whether or not Traviss fangirling over the Mandalorians is detrimental to the story or not, because so far it hasn't been. It also helps that for whatever fangirl tendencies or biases that she happens to have, she still writes exceptionally well, and doesn't shortchange the characters I care about when it comes to effort and narrative focus.

She writes Jacen Solo as well or better than people like Aaron Alliston or Matthew Stover, and that has to be recognized, I feel.
Agreed. There's definitely an uphill battle to be fought in getting a broader recognition of this fact, however.

Context seems to be something a lot of the scathing branches of the EU Community tend to ignore whenever they go after something. I could buy the Star Wars brand from Disney if I got a dime for every mischaracterization of the Vong I've seen from people who claim to have read the books:

"LOL, the Vong are just plant-loving space orcs with a BDSM fetish! And they're part of an alien invasion plot, how GENERIC and DERITIVITIVE of other sci-fi! They don't have any memorable characters in their ranks, and they're all the same! Also, they're immune to the Force for no reason, it's so retarded!"
I can hear the italicized section in Mike Stoklasa's "Plinkett" voice. 😅

I can't speak for anyone outside of myself, and I certainly wasn't browsing forums or really in the trenches with the fandom to witness the All-Jedi, All-The-Time preference you refer to. But I can say that while I enjoy Jedi/Sith stories more than any other in Star Wars fiction (largely due to my fixation with high fantasy parallels within both groups), but I will be the first to admit that the franchise would be incredibly dull if they were the sole focus.
I don't find the Jedi/Sith uninteresting but I do think they need to be subject to limitations in how they're used, or else you end up with something like Kevin Anderson's Tales of the Jedi where the Force-users are all stupidly overpowered space wizards (casting literal spells) and the Muggles might as well not even exist for all of the impact that they have on the plot (Hoggon the Spacer in Redemption is basically just there to play the dumb, uncomprehending nigger so as to better highlight the tragic nobility of Massa' Ulic).

One of the reasons that I like the Mandalorians is that they're somewhat separate from all of that. They can participate in the forever war between the Jedi and Sith, or not, as the mood takes them, but conceptually, Traviss's post-Crusader, movie-era-and-beyond Mandos are mostly free to just tool around the Galaxy having random adventures, hearkening back to the wild, carefree days of the early EU and specifically the Han Solo and Lando Calrissian trilogies of Brian Daley and Neil Smith.

I also find the mentality of the people you describe to be incredibly bizarre. The PT Jedi were not the norm for what the Order should look like...anyone with passing knowledge of Tales Of The Jedi and KOTOR knows the kind of generational revisions they went through (and the former PREDATES the PT even in terms of production). Even if the PT's intent to show a misguided and well-meaning but inflexible Jedi Order wasn't a thing, you'd still have to contend with the other versions of the Jedi Order existing throughout galactic history. Why the fuck would it magically be unacceptable for Luke to deviate from the PT Jedi as shown on screen when all the other depictions of the Jedi all over the EU were just as different in their depiction? Fucking weirdos in every circle of this fandom, I swear.
Look no further than @LORD IMPERATOR for an example right her in this thread.

Funnily enough, the PT-era books actually work really well for me by avoiding all acknowledgements of the Jedi Order's flaws, and focusing solely on their good qualities....because that saves the bulk of the criticism for their inflexible attitude and archaic traditions for the later era of books with Luke and his New Jedi Order. After all, who better to address the problems of the PT Jedi than the next inheritor of the Jedi Order?
I'm finding that the Dark Horse comics weren't averse to showing the PT-era Jedi in a less-than-idealized light, either.

Reminder that you're arguing with a person who tried to claim how one of the main creators behind Halo's lore (and who actually worked with the team as they made the game given his book came out before Combat Evolved did) is wrong compared to the author he's been crushing on since he was seven years old.
I've argued that it's not realistic for Catherine Halsey to be both a "nice person" (as people in-thread have put it) while willfully performing extremely painful, sometimes fatal experiments on children for the purpose of turning them into cyborg super-assassins, yes.

In retrospect, though, I don't think there's much if any conflict between Nylund's and Traviss's portrayal of the character. Even before Traviss was brought onboard as a novelist for the franchise, Bungie had been moving towards making Halsey a less friendly, idealized mommy-figure, as in Halo: Reach and the accompanying Diary of Catherine Halsey, both of which Nylund co-authored. In the former, she's shown to be aloof and hostile towards the Spartan-IIIs, hypocritically scolding them and trying to use her reputation to threaten them until Carter very politely tells her, in essence, to go fuck herself, noting that the planetary defense directives that Noble Team is currently operating under supersede whatever authority she thinks she has. In the latter, she is revealed to have repeatedly flash-cloned herself to create Cortana, killing those clones which proved unsatisfactory, a process which she coldly acknowledges is blatantly illegal and medically unethical, but carries on anyway, pretty much simply because she can. In Traviss's books, Halsey isn't portrayed as a psychopath, but rather as someone who, now shorn of the power and influence that she previously wielded, is forced to examine her life (for want of much else to do while cooling her heels in an ONI prison) and consider in light of her actions whether she is, in fact, the good person that she had previously seen herself as.

Ah. you see this. This is what Star Wars used to be. Fandom. Arguing over complex issues. Passion.
Bad faith defense of Jedi mistakes and missteps.

For purposes of slavery, a slave is both the property of someone and is forced unwillingly to serve them. The Clones aren't usually portrayed as unwilling, which is my issue with that.
It's rather terribly ironic that you fastened on exactly that post from Traviss's blog, because you're doing exactly what she uses it to criticize, namely fans twisting themselves into semantic knots to avoid even the appearance of the Jedi engaging in wrong-doing or even making mistakes.

The second issue I take with Traviss description is that they aren't the property of the Jedi, if they are at all.
Again, Traviss doesn't say in that blog-post that the Clones are the legal property of the Jedi. All that she says is that they "accepted" them as war-fighting resources.

The movies don't deal with the nuance...
The movies are rather more nuanced than you think. The relationship between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and (eventually) Anakin is a good example.

...and so in order to leap to 'slave army' you have to make certain gap filling assumptions.
No, to avoid the conclusion "slave army" you have to counter-intuitively impose certain assumptions.

In TPM, Padme voices disbelief that slavery exists on Tatooine, citing "the Republic's anti-slavery laws," and of course, Anakin mentions his desire to return someday and free all of the slaves. The central crisis of the following film involves the revelation of a slave-army made-to-order for the Republic, with the Republic's (and the Jedi's) willingness to make use of the same when push comes to shove showing how hollow the idealistic facades of both institutions have become.

On the other hand weakness and strength are bullshit. He's a general. He's not 'stronger' than a Jedi Master, so what? He's allot smarter. He isolates them then takes them if he can. If not he retreats.
Not so with Best Grievous:

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It is. I'm not arguing that the Jedi are flawless, I dispute her ridiculous either or analogy. it's bad faith.
As far as the topic of the Clone army is concerned, you are arguing that the Jedi are flawless. And in bad faith.

So you acknowledge that the Jedi never actually enslaved them?
The Clone army was ordered up in the first place by a Jedi Master acting in (what he thought was) good faith, so technically, the Jedi did enslave them.

Also, we are talking about the Star Wars universe. Don't be lazy and bring up something else.
Don't be dishonest and try to wriggle away from the comparison. Lucas is not shy about using real-life inspirations to inform the structure and events of the Galaxy Far, Far Away (albeit in a much more subtle and tasteful fashion than Kennedy and her retarded minions).

Point to evidence that they weren't willing in the movies. Also, don't use the authors work to justify it.
I reject your premise that unwillingness is required to fulfill a practical definition of slavery, and am frankly creeped the hell out that you keep harping on this point.

So what are you arguing they should do?

At this point I'm left creating your argument for your mistress. Is it that they didn't force their view that the clone army is bad? Isn't that one of her rambling complaints is that the Jedi are elites, dictating to the masses? So, assuming that this is what you are arguing, are you arguing that they should impose right and wrong on the Republic! Or is it that they didn't withdraw entirely and cede the galaxy to the Sith.
LOL

To quote the dear, departed Admiral, "it's a trap." The whole thing, the whole arrangement of the war, is a gigantic and admirably-designed tar baby intended specifically to distract, weaken, and ultimately destroy the Jedi by using their own ideals and beliefs against them

Traviss's Jedi Padawan character Bardan Jusik kind of has some vague inkling of this, and consequently resigns his position in the Order out of protest against the war and the exploitation of the Clones. Unfortunately, almost all of the Jedi are too wrapped up in their attachment to their own self-image as protectors of the Republic to question whether they should be fighting the war for the Republic in the first place, and as for those who might be tempted to think that perhaps the CIS has some valid reasons for opposing the Republic, the knowledge that the Sith seem to be involved with the Separatist is more than enough to poison that well for most of them. Quite elegant, really.

It's like Wargames: the only way to win is not to play.

I'm trying to establish just what you and Travissty are arguing was the right moral course within her criticism of the Jedi.
Again, you should try actually reading Traviss's books.

So, to review. You like Karen Traviss' commando books, all four of them, and her post Endor books, no pet character crap there, but Zahn's too far for you?
There are five books, actually.

She rage quit over canon she didn't like, yeah, she is.
Any self-respecting author would formally tender his resignation after most of his contributions to the SW universe were overwritten to please a certain smug, cowboy hat-wearing greaseball.

They're the property of the Republic, via Taun We's own dialogue in AOTC. They are property. As for being unwilling? That's obviously been genetically bred out of them. They have no choice, they're biologically programmed to be what they are. You do see a few clones in the EU escape to be something more than just disposable shock troops. iirc in LotF, Boba Fett is trying to find one to get a cure for his disease. It's been a few years since I've read those books. Slave army should be readily apparent to anyone though, there is no nuance about it as the movie makes perfectly clear. I know it's an absolutist view on the subject but IMO there isn't really much room for debate on what the clones are. The real debate lies in the morality and ethics of the Jedi using a ready made clone army to fight their war.
Yes.

Just as an aside, I enjoy Traviss' books and the Mandalorians in general. I always thought they were basically the Star Wars version of Vikings in space and that is fucking rad. The Republic Commando books imo were excellent and probably some of the only Prequel EU stuff I really enjoyed. That being said I will not deny at all Traviss is a Mando fangirl and it's obvious in all her writing but I've never really disliked her SW output. I think the only SW author I outright dislike is Kevin J. Anderson.
Truth!

But its not, because as I've established, the definition of slavery requires unwillingness.
You have not established that. Like @Oaat said, it's weird that you're so fixated on this point.

Bloodlines is Traviss work, so it doesn't count.
You have not established that, either.

However, we have other instances, better written instances, where the clones have choices and demonstrate free will.
I really don't think that we do. I can't think of any other authors who put as much thought into clone psychology as Traviss did, both in terms of being regimented soldiers and also indoctrinated, vat-grown human beings who have known only military routine for their brief lives and gradually begin to rebel against their circumstances as their knowledge of everyday life in the broader galaxy gradually grows and expands.

She would have been better creating her own universe of vikings in space, because in order to make her vision work you have to twist the other parts to fit around it.
No, it merely requires that you just take a chill pill and not be an asshole Jedi supremacist.

Anyway, you're allowing yourself to fall victim to anti-Traviss tunnel vision. Everything that you seem to hate about Mandalorians was well-established before Traviss began writing for Lucasfilm. The Mandalorian as space-Viking who fights Jedi and doesn't afraid of anything is more the collective brainchild of David Michelinie, Kevin Anderson, Haden Blackman, Drew Karpyshyn, Chris Avellone, John Wagner and others. Traviss merely took everything that had gone before and used it to write stories that more prominently showcased a Mandalorian POV, rather than restricting them to the status of secondary or tertiary characters in the adventures of yet another Jedi protagonist (although Haden Blackman had previously done this on a more limited scale with Jango Fett: Open Seasons).

Don't know, seems like it would have been a more interesting idea to play out than just having the Jedi sit there and be berated.
As a faction, the Jedi lend themselves to being berated quite organically.

Okay. Are you putting Traviss' Star Wars books as better than Timothy mutherfuckin' Zahn?
It's an interesting point that for all the pharisaical umbrage leveled at her for supposedly ignoring other writers' contributions, Traviss is apparently a better team-player than Zahn.

Its been a long time since I've been reminded of M-TD who was a nice "legacy" for 3PO. FYI M-TD was a small translator droid built by Chewbacca for his newphew, but programmed and mentored ("given life") by 3PO, technically making it 3PO's "son". Little bugger even had his eyes. It was a strange scenario that I found very endearing, especially when M-TD spoke highly of 3PO, like "Ooh 3PO you're truly amazing! One of the most exceptional droids of our time! He knows six million languages compared to my meager 6! My predecessor! My mentor! My Maker!" Like a kid overly proud of his dad. But then the stupid Vong War turned him into molten slag as another needless character death of the NJO saga...
But that's what made it feel so real, like anyone could potentially die. There was an aura of uncertainty hanging over the whole story, where, while you knew that the Big Three were going to make it through and somehow eventually save the day, you didn't know how and you couldn't guess how many brave souls might be lost along the way...

They seem to be Disney shit's replacement for the Gran. Gran still appear in Marvel's comics, but since the introduction of these six-eyed aholes they've been appearing in the place of the Gran. With an IDW comic even featuring a gran on its cover but the story itself replacing it with a six-eyed guy.
It's funny how, despite being a weird, three-eyed goatman with sausage fingers, the Gran is still easier on the eyes (no pun intended) than Disney's apparent replacement design.

Wilford Brimley has passed away... Rest in peace Mr. Noa you bushy-faced angel.
Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la. 😔

I wouldn't say she started out that way unlike Rey. We actually watched her character grow. It wasn't until Filoni decided she can't die no matter what, that she kind of became one. But I still like her, it's just i wish Filoni could just give the character a conclusion already.
I would say it began when Filoni showed her taking down Droidekas (you know, those things that the Jedi run the hell away from every time they encounter them in the Prequels?) or when she survived a fight with General Grievous, whichever happened first.

I don't know what's so hard about creators like Filoni killing off characters and letting them stay dead. Look at Greg Keyes: he made a great character in NJO with Nen Yim, fleshed her out, fulfilled her storytelling potential and then killed her off in the penultimate book in the series. And it served to motivate another character in the series to fight harder, and be more determined to see her goals through....so the death had weight and significance on the narrative.
Ah, Nen Yim, I had such a crush on you... and then you died.

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They're probably testing the waters with that. They may WANT the mystery Jedi woman to be Rey, but they might pull out of it if the carefully released rumors that it might be her are met with universal disdain.

Last I checked, aren't the Lego games supposed to be non-canon? I mean, Vader even fights alongside Luke against Palpatine in Lego SW 2. That's not something you can sneak into the canon. Or are they being selective with it?
So far it seems to be selective. Disney's Lego Freemaker shit is canon and some Yoda lego shit too, but regardless nothing is done to outright officially call any of Disney's lego stuff non-canon other than Wookieepedo's personal labels and you'll find references to Disney Lego stuff in regular Disney shit, like some Battle Droid called R0Ger appearing in several Disney guides, and the Freemakers or other Lego OCs referenced in Galaxy's Edge lore and Disney tie-ins. Also when I say Lego shit, I mean the Lego shit released under Disney, like the Freemaker stuff and Lego TFA (where many Disney-canon names and aliens were first officially named), not the pre-Disney lego shit.

In other news, Anthony Daniels shared this on Twitter recently:
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Good to see the old droid speak out about how bullshit this scene was.
 
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You and me both...

I don't think she did. I may have missed something, since I dropped LOTF after Bloodlines as I mentioned previously, but so far as I've read, nothing that any of her characters say is particularly illogical or unreasonable considering the characters who are saying it.

The best of my recollection, she didn't get much in the way of constructive criticism, just a lot of autistic screeching.

Well, they may not have deserved it, but the extinction of the old Jedi Order was nonetheless arguably necessary in order for Luke to begin afresh.

The catalyst was supposed to be the Seventh Battle of Ruusan which brought about the end of the New Sith Wars. Prior to this, Jedi married, wore battle armor, held formal military ranks, sometimes acted as political rulers and began their training as (young) adults rather than infants.

le sigh...

I can see why you generally stick to spamming the "dumb" response at my comments rather than trying to respond argumentatively, when the only things you seem to have in your rhetorical toolkit are naked projection and the rather bizarre insinuation that the only reason that I defend Traviss's writing is some strange, childhood infatuation (it's cute that you tried to so precisely pin down my exact age, though).

They weren't all Padawans. I can't find a specific source for Stratus killing six Jedi Knights in the "Jabiim" arc of Dark Horse's Republic imprint, but he does kill at least one Jedi Master and briefly fights off Anakin Skywalker. He's also shown to be deliberately targeting the Jedi among the Republic forces and at one point it's mentioned that eighteen Masters and Padawans have been killed in the fighting on the planet up to that point. Later, another Padawan calls him "Jedi killer" and just before his death, Stratus manages to wound another Padawan with his blade and kill another with a blaster shot despite the Jedi sensing that the Separatist leader is "too tired to fight." Not bad for an untrained man with a common metal sword.

I've never bought that. It's always looked like an ex post facto rationalization to try and minimize one of Jango's more impressive on-screen feats.

Their fanbase is a bit of a cult, I guess.

Yes, it's just, as you said, a little unfortunate that it all ended up having to be crammed into LOTF instead of being set up in an earlier, separate novel or series of novels (and Traviss certainly had enough hanging Mandalorian plot-threads left over from Republic Commando to address).

I'd recommend starting with the Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy by K.W. Jeter, as that's probably his single biggest EU appearance prior to LOTF and also an extremely good extrapolation of the cold, calculating and ruthlessly efficient Fett as seen in ESB, as he goes about maneuvering and manipulating the machinations of the Emperor, Darth Vader, Prince Xizor and the Kuat Drive Yards corporation to his own ultimate benefit.

Indeed. It's too bad that there was never a Crimson Empire NJO tie-in.

Yeah. The latter incident especially was permanently burned into my brain as one of the most genuinely heart-wrenching images I've ever come across in a work of fiction.

Current Year fiction, I surmise, tends towards the masturbatory like that. There's no sense of genuine trauma or suffering on the part of the characters because it's written by sheltered UMC kids as a self-congratulatory exercise in right-thinking.

I'm definitely going to have to hunt down a copy.

Mostly though outlandish hairstyles, it seems.

Agreed. There's definitely an uphill battle to be fought in getting a broader recognition of this fact, however.

I can hear the italicized section in Mike Stoklasa's "Plinkett" voice. 😅

I don't find the Jedi/Sith uninteresting but I do think they need to be subject to limitations in how they're used, or else you end up with something like Kevin Anderson's Tales of the Jedi where the Force-users are all stupidly overpowered space wizards (casting literal spells) and the Muggles might as well not even exist for all of the impact that they have on the plot (Hoggon the Spacer in Redemption is basically just there to play the dumb, uncomprehending nigger so as to better highlight the tragic nobility of Massa' Ulic).

One of the reasons that I like the Mandalorians is that they're somewhat separate from all of that. They can participate in the forever war between the Jedi and Sith, or not, as the mood takes them, but conceptually, Traviss's post-Crusader, movie-era-and-beyond Mandos are mostly free to just tool around the Galaxy having random adventures, hearkening back to the wild, carefree days of the early EU and specifically the Han Solo and Lando Calrissian trilogies of Brian Daley and Neil Smith.

Look no further than @LORD IMPERATOR for an example right her in this thread.

I'm finding that the Dark Horse comics weren't averse to showing the PT-era Jedi in a less-than-idealized light, either.

I've argued that it's not realistic for Catherine Halsey to be both a "nice person" (as people in-thread have put it) while willfully performing extremely painful, sometimes fatal experiments on children for the purpose of turning them into cyborg super-assassins, yes.

In retrospect, though, I don't think there's much if any conflict between Nylund's and Traviss's portrayal of the character. Even before Traviss was brought onboard as a novelist for the franchise, Bungie had been moving towards making Halsey a less friendly, idealized mommy-figure, as in Halo: Reach and the accompanying Diary of Catherine Halsey, both of which Nylund co-authored. In the former, she's shown to be aloof and hostile towards the Spartan-IIIs, hypocritically scolding them and trying to use her reputation to threaten them until Carter very politely tells her, in essence, to go fuck herself, noting that the planetary defense directives that Noble Team is currently operating under supersede whatever authority she thinks she has. In the latter, she is revealed to have repeatedly flash-cloned herself to create Cortana, killing those clones which proved unsatisfactory, a process which she coldly acknowledges is blatantly illegal and medically unethical, but carries on anyway, pretty much simply because she can. In Traviss's books, Halsey isn't portrayed as a psychopath, but rather as someone who, now shorn of the power and influence that she previously wielded, is forced to examine her life (for want of much else to do while cooling her heels in an ONI prison) and consider in light of her actions whether she is, in fact, the good person that she had previously seen herself as.

Bad faith defense of Jedi mistakes and missteps.

It's rather terribly ironic that you fastened on exactly that post from Traviss's blog, because you're doing exactly what she uses it to criticize, namely fans twisting themselves into semantic knots to avoid even the appearance of the Jedi engaging in wrong-doing or even making mistakes.

Again, Traviss doesn't say in that blog-post that the Clones are the legal property of the Jedi. All that she says is that they "accepted" them as war-fighting resources.

The movies are rather more nuanced than you think. The relationship between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and (eventually) Anakin is a good example.

No, to avoid the conclusion "slave army" you have to counter-intuitively impose certain assumptions.

In TPM, Padme voices disbelief that slavery exists on Tatooine, citing "the Republic's anti-slavery laws," and of course, Anakin mentions his desire to return someday and free all of the slaves. The central crisis of the following film involves the revelation of a slave-army made-to-order for the Republic, with the Republic's (and the Jedi's) willingness to make use of the same when push comes to shove showing how hollow the idealistic facades of both institutions have become.

Not so with Best Grievous:

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As far as the topic of the Clone army is concerned, you are arguing that the Jedi are flawless. And in bad faith.

The Clone army was ordered up in the first place by a Jedi Master acting in (what he thought was) good faith, so technically, the Jedi did enslave them.

Don't be dishonest and try to wriggle away from the comparison. Lucas is not shy about using real-life inspirations to inform the structure and events of the Galaxy Far, Far Away (albeit in a much more subtle and tasteful fashion than Kennedy and her retarded minions).

I reject your premise that unwillingness is required to fulfill a practical definition of slavery, and am frankly creeped the hell out that you keep harping on this point.

LOL

To quote the dear, departed Admiral, "it's a trap." The whole thing, the whole arrangement of the war, is a gigantic and admirably-designed tar baby intended specifically to distract, weaken, and ultimately destroy the Jedi by using their own ideals and beliefs against them

Traviss's Jedi Padawan character Bardan Jusik kind of has some vague inkling of this, and consequently resigns his position in the Order out of protest against the war and the exploitation of the Clones. Unfortunately, almost all of the Jedi are too wrapped up in their attachment to their own self-image as protectors of the Republic to question whether they should be fighting the war for the Republic in the first place, and as for those who might be tempted to think that perhaps the CIS has some valid reasons for opposing the Republic, the knowledge that the Sith seem to be involved with the Separatist is more than enough to poison that well for most of them. Quite elegant, really.

It's like Wargames: the only way to win is not to play.

Again, you should try actually reading Traviss's books.

There are five books, actually.

Any self-respecting author would formally tender his resignation after most of his contributions to the SW universe were overwritten to please a certain smug, cowboy hat-wearing greaseball.

Yes.

Truth!

You have not established that. Like @Oaat said, it's weird that you're so fixated on this point.

You have not established that, either.

I really don't think that we do. I can't think of any other authors who put as much thought into clone psychology as Traviss did, both in terms of being regimented soldiers and also indoctrinated, vat-grown human beings who have known only military routine for their brief lives and gradually begin to rebel against their circumstances as their knowledge of everyday life in the broader galaxy gradually grows and expands.

No, it merely requires that you just take a chill pill and not be an asshole Jedi supremacist.

Anyway, you're allowing yourself to fall victim to anti-Traviss tunnel vision. Everything that you seem to hate about Mandalorians was well-established before Traviss began writing for Lucasfilm. The Mandalorian as space-Viking who fights Jedi and doesn't afraid of anything is more the collective brainchild of David Michelinie, Kevin Anderson, Haden Blackman, Drew Karpyshyn, Chris Avellone, John Wagner and others. Traviss merely took everything that had gone before and used it to write stories that more prominently showcased a Mandalorian POV, rather than restricting them to the status of secondary or tertiary characters in the adventures of yet another Jedi protagonist (although Haden Blackman had previously done this on a more limited scale with Jango Fett: Open Seasons).

As a faction, the Jedi lend themselves to being berated quite organically.

It's an interesting point that for all the pharisaical umbrage leveled at her for supposedly ignoring other writers' contributions, Traviss is apparently a better team-player than Zahn.

But that's what made it feel so real, like anyone could potentially die. There was an aura of uncertainty hanging over the whole story, where, while you knew that the Big Three were going to make it through and somehow eventually save the day, you didn't know how and you couldn't guess how many brave souls might be lost along the way...

It's funny how, despite being a weird, three-eyed goatman with sausage fingers, the Gran is still easier on the eyes (no pun intended) than Disney's apparent replacement design.

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la. 😔

I would say it began when Filoni showed her taking down Droidekas (you know, those things that the Jedi run the hell away from every time they encounter them in the Prequels?) or when she survived a fight with General Grievous, whichever happened first.

Ah, Nen Yim, I had such a crush on you... and then you died.

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My man, when you quote a shitload of posts to sperg about Traviss, Mandalorians and Halsey you should be putting it all in spoiler tabs. It's taking up half the page.
 
So far it seems to be selective. Disney's Lego Freemaker shit is canon and some Yoda lego shit too, but regardless nothing is done to outright officially call any of Disney's lego stuff non-canon other than Wookieepedo's personal labels and you'll find references to Disney Lego stuff in regular Disney shit, like some Battle Droid called R0Ger appearing in several Disney guides, and the Freemakers or other Lego OCs referenced in Galaxy's Edge lore and Disney tie-ins. Also when I say Lego shit, I mean the Lego shit released under Disney, like the Freemaker stuff and Lego TFA (where many Disney-canon names and aliens were first officially named), not the pre-Disney lego shit.

In other news, Anthony Daniels shared this on Twitter recently:
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Good to see the old droid speak out about how bullshit this scene was.
Is he gonna get attacked like when Hamil posted that pic of all the OG human characters on the Falcon together?
 
I don't think she did. I may have missed something, since I dropped LOTF after Bloodlines as I mentioned previously, but so far as I've read, nothing that any of her characters say is particularly illogical or unreasonable considering the characters who are saying it.

The best of my recollection, she didn't get much in the way of constructive criticism, just a lot of autistic screeching.

Well, they may not have deserved it, but the extinction of the old Jedi Order was nonetheless arguably necessary in order for Luke to begin afresh.

The catalyst was supposed to be the Seventh Battle of Ruusan which brought about the end of the New Sith Wars. Prior to this, Jedi married, wore battle armor, held formal military ranks, sometimes acted as political rulers and began their training as (young) adults rather than infants.

They weren't all Padawans. I can't find a specific source for Stratus killing six Jedi Knights in the "Jabiim" arc of Dark Horse's Republic imprint, but he does kill at least one Jedi Master and briefly fights off Anakin Skywalker. He's also shown to be deliberately targeting the Jedi among the Republic forces and at one point it's mentioned that eighteen Masters and Padawans have been killed in the fighting on the planet up to that point. Later, another Padawan calls him "Jedi killer" and just before his death, Stratus manages to wound another Padawan with his blade and kill another with a blaster shot despite the Jedi sensing that the Separatist leader is "too tired to fight." Not bad for an untrained man with a common metal sword.

I've never bought that. It's always looked like an ex post facto rationalization to try and minimize one of Jango's more impressive on-screen feats.

Their fanbase is a bit of a cult, I guess.

Yes, it's just, as you said, a little unfortunate that it all ended up having to be crammed into LOTF instead of being set up in an earlier, separate novel or series of novels (and Traviss certainly had enough hanging Mandalorian plot-threads left over from Republic Commando to address).

I don't find the Jedi/Sith uninteresting but I do think they need to be subject to limitations in how they're used, or else you end up with something like Kevin Anderson's Tales of the Jedi where the Force-users are all stupidly overpowered space wizards (casting literal spells) and the Muggles might as well not even exist for all of the impact that they have on the plot (Hoggon the Spacer in Redemption is basically just there to play the dumb, uncomprehending nigger so as to better highlight the tragic nobility of Massa' Ulic).

One of the reasons that I like the Mandalorians is that they're somewhat separate from all of that. They can participate in the forever war between the Jedi and Sith, or not, as the mood takes them, but conceptually, Traviss's post-Crusader, movie-era-and-beyond Mandos are mostly free to just tool around the Galaxy having random adventures, hearkening back to the wild, carefree days of the early EU and specifically the Han Solo and Lando Calrissian trilogies of Brian Daley and Neil Smith.

I'm finding that the Dark Horse comics weren't averse to showing the PT-era Jedi in a less-than-idealized light, either.

I've argued that it's not realistic for Catherine Halsey to be both a "nice person" (as people in-thread have put it) while willfully performing extremely painful, sometimes fatal experiments on children for the purpose of turning them into cyborg super-assassins, yes.

In retrospect, though, I don't think there's much if any conflict between Nylund's and Traviss's portrayal of the character. Even before Traviss was brought onboard as a novelist for the franchise, Bungie had been moving towards making Halsey a less friendly, idealized mommy-figure, as in Halo: Reach and the accompanying Diary of Catherine Halsey, both of which Nylund co-authored. In the former, she's shown to be aloof and hostile towards the Spartan-IIIs, hypocritically scolding them and trying to use her reputation to threaten them until Carter very politely tells her, in essence, to go fuck herself, noting that the planetary defense directives that Noble Team is currently operating under supersede whatever authority she thinks she has. In the latter, she is revealed to have repeatedly flash-cloned herself to create Cortana, killing those clones which proved unsatisfactory, a process which she coldly acknowledges is blatantly illegal and medically unethical, but carries on anyway, pretty much simply because she can. In Traviss's books, Halsey isn't portrayed as a psychopath, but rather as someone who, now shorn of the power and influence that she previously wielded, is forced to examine her life (for want of much else to do while cooling her heels in an ONI prison) and consider in light of her actions whether she is, in fact, the good person that she had previously seen herself as.

Bad faith defense of Jedi mistakes and missteps.

It's rather terribly ironic that you fastened on exactly that post from Traviss's blog, because you're doing exactly what she uses it to criticize, namely fans twisting themselves into semantic knots to avoid even the appearance of the Jedi engaging in wrong-doing or even making mistakes.

Again, Traviss doesn't say in that blog-post that the Clones are the legal property of the Jedi. All that she says is that they "accepted" them as war-fighting resources.

The movies are rather more nuanced than you think. The relationship between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and (eventually) Anakin is a good example.

No, to avoid the conclusion "slave army" you have to counter-intuitively impose certain assumptions.

In TPM, Padme voices disbelief that slavery exists on Tatooine, citing "the Republic's anti-slavery laws," and of course, Anakin mentions his desire to return someday and free all of the slaves. The central crisis of the following film involves the revelation of a slave-army made-to-order for the Republic, with the Republic's (and the Jedi's) willingness to make use of the same when push comes to shove showing how hollow the idealistic facades of both institutions have become.

Not so with Best Grievous:

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As far as the topic of the Clone army is concerned, you are arguing that the Jedi are flawless. And in bad faith.

The Clone army was ordered up in the first place by a Jedi Master acting in (what he thought was) good faith, so technically, the Jedi did enslave them.

Don't be dishonest and try to wriggle away from the comparison. Lucas is not shy about using real-life inspirations to inform the structure and events of the Galaxy Far, Far Away (albeit in a much more subtle and tasteful fashion than Kennedy and her retarded minions).

I reject your premise that unwillingness is required to fulfill a practical definition of slavery, and am frankly creeped the hell out that you keep harping on this point.

To quote the dear, departed Admiral, "it's a trap." The whole thing, the whole arrangement of the war, is a gigantic and admirably-designed tar baby intended specifically to distract, weaken, and ultimately destroy the Jedi by using their own ideals and beliefs against them

Traviss's Jedi Padawan character Bardan Jusik kind of has some vague inkling of this, and consequently resigns his position in the Order out of protest against the war and the exploitation of the Clones. Unfortunately, almost all of the Jedi are too wrapped up in their attachment to their own self-image as protectors of the Republic to question whether they should be fighting the war for the Republic in the first place, and as for those who might be tempted to think that perhaps the CIS has some valid reasons for opposing the Republic, the knowledge that the Sith seem to be involved with the Separatist is more than enough to poison that well for most of them. Quite elegant, really.

It's like Wargames: the only way to win is not to play.

Any self-respecting author would formally tender his resignation after most of his contributions to the SW universe were overwritten to please a certain smug, cowboy hat-wearing greaseball.

I really don't think that we do. I can't think of any other authors who put as much thought into clone psychology as Traviss did, both in terms of being regimented soldiers and also indoctrinated, vat-grown human beings who have known only military routine for their brief lives and gradually begin to rebel against their circumstances as their knowledge of everyday life in the broader galaxy gradually grows and expands.

No, it merely requires that you just take a chill pill and not be an asshole Jedi supremacist.

Anyway, you're allowing yourself to fall victim to anti-Traviss tunnel vision. Everything that you seem to hate about Mandalorians was well-established before Traviss began writing for Lucasfilm. The Mandalorian as space-Viking who fights Jedi and doesn't afraid of anything is more the collective brainchild of David Michelinie, Kevin Anderson, Haden Blackman, Drew Karpyshyn, Chris Avellone, John Wagner and others. Traviss merely took everything that had gone before and used it to write stories that more prominently showcased a Mandalorian POV, rather than restricting them to the status of secondary or tertiary characters in the adventures of yet another Jedi protagonist (although Haden Blackman had previously done this on a more limited scale with Jango Fett: Open Seasons).

As a faction, the Jedi lend themselves to being berated quite organically.

It's an interesting point that for all the pharisaical umbrage leveled at her for supposedly ignoring other writers' contributions, Traviss is apparently a better team-player than Zahn.

*sigh* Good Lord, where do I begin?

There's nothing illogical about LotF? Vader's grand-daughter begging Boba Fett for help to fight against a SITH is illogical, since Fett is trained to fight JEDI, and fighting the two are very separate things, especially when the Jedi are trained to restrain themselves from using the Force as a weapon, whereas a Sith uses the Force like a weapon ALL THE TIME. If anything, Jaina should be consulting Ancient Jedi Holocrons for tips on how to beat Sith or capture them alive by numbing their connection to the Force Nomi Sunrider-style. I don't mind someone going to Boba Fett to train so they can defeat Jedi, like say, some of Daala's agents go to Fett to train so they can be a match for Luke's Jedi-that would be fine. But an experienced Jedi like Jaina would be far more well-suited to battle Sith than even Canderous Ordo, a Mandalore who makes the Fetts look like yesterday's news by comparison, a man who actually has killed Sith for the glory of Revan.

No, the extinction of the old Jedi Order wasn't necessary for Luke to begin anew. Heck, all you'd need to do is get Anakin kicked out of the Order by revealing his marriage, and Anakin would just pull a big fat NO U and make his own order without the Jedi Order's restrictions. And the first students there would be Luke and Leia. And given that his wife's a senator, he'd have all the political clout he needs to set up his own Jedi Order on Naboo. He'd probably name his new Order after Qui-Gon Jinn or something.

"The Knights of Jinn" does have a nice ring to it.

The Ruusan Reformations forced the Jedi to reform, because people were getting tired of Jedi Lords bossing them around and having total fucking Imperium over their lives. So to regain the people's trust, they removed their titles and right to marry so as to devote their lives to the state. As with all eras of Jedi, any Jedi who finds those conditions to be unsatisfactory could just walk out on them and tell them to get stuffed. The only thing they lose is the prestige of being in the Jedi Order, and if that prestige comes with a side of blue balls, I don't think the ones who would want to have sex or kids would care.

Again, Stratus killed Jedi who were A) inexperienced or B) tired. If he had a one-on-one with Aayla Secura or Ahsoka Tano without war fatigue or exhaustion wearing the Jedi down, he'd be dead real fast.

Jango wasn't that impressive in EPII. He couldn't kill Obi-Wan Kenobi despite the fact that his son pitched in with a BLOODY STARFIGHTER, and the only Jedi he killed was taken by surprise. When a Jedi like Mace Windu was focused on him, he died rather quickly. Plus, in his own hit game, SW: Bounty Hunter, the final boss is some failed Jedi Padawan who nonetheless killed 20 Mandalorians in Galidraan. Some failed Padawan was the final boss for Jango's game. That, and the Jedi don't promote based on power, but rather, on loyalty to the Jedi Code. Otherwise, Anakin would have led the Jedi Order after he killed Count Dooku, something even Yoda couldn't do.

All fanbases are cults. The Mando fanbase is a cult, the Jedi fanbase is a cult, and the Sith/Imperial fanbase is a cult. I say that openly as a Sith/Imperial fan. I'm more on the moderate side, but I have seen fans from my side of the bench take it WAAAAY too seriously.

Traviss should have kept her plotlines away from LOTF. The main focus is Jacen vs. Jaina, not the Mandos. At most, if I were writing the story, the Mandos would show up to help Han Solo Pro-Bono against his evil son. On the surface, it seems like an act of charity, which makes the Mandalorians look good, but behind the scenes, Boba Fett wants to kill Han Solo one day to repay him for that incident with the Sarlacc back in Return of the Jedi, and he knows he can't get that if Solo's evil son kills him. Quick, efficient, and it mixes in with what happened in the movies and Fett's ego. None of this bull-crap about the grand-daughter of a Jedi killer asking a Mandalorian how to kill a Jedi when they're fighting a SITH.

In Tales of the Jedi, there were limits even to the overpowered spells. That, and the Jedi still get hurt/killed by mundane shit. Cay Qel-Droma gets his arm blasted off. Jedi Master Arca Jeth gets killed by a battle droid. They were never OP to the point where they're Super-Saiyans. They could still get killed if they didn't act carefully. It's just that they had special spells that could change the fate of a battle, akin to Bastila and her Battle Meditation in KOTOR.

The Mandalorians were never separate from that. They either pick the Jedi or Sith side. They usually get their asses kicked by the Jedi for joining the Sith, but they win the wars they fight alongside the Jedi save for the Sith-Imperial War. The post-Crusader Mandalorians are just a small PMC that barely registers on the galaxy map, and when they tried to take on the Jedi, they were eradicated.

The Dark Horse comics didn't demonize the Jedi either. They showed them as human beings: flawed, but they still had their good spots and their followers.

What Traviss did to Halsey and ONI was a travesty. Halsey was one of the few people at ONI who gave a wet fart about the suffering children of the Spartan-2 Program. The fact that Traviss uses the head of ONI, Admiral Parangosky to bitch about how evil Halsey was is stupid, especially considering the fact that Halsey was just a civilian working for ONI, and ONI was funding her and checked off on everything she did, from short-lived flash clones to using kids. So if anything, Admiral head ONI Spook would be the one guilty of everything, since as the head of ONI, she would have approved of everything Halsey did before it even happened. Even the Halo fans couldn't forgive Traviss for that.

The Jedi didn't accept anything. The REPUBLIC did. Even if the Jedi refused to lead clones into battle and they all went the Rahm Kota route (ie. each Jedi general assembling their own troops from private sources or local militia) the clones would still be placed into Republic control and be given out to officers like Admiral Yularen or Admiral Tarkin. And unlike the Jedi, who are squeamish about war crimes and battlefield casualties, many of these Republic officers, who would later become Imperials who commit war crimes with ease, will not care about the clones or the rules of war so long as they win. So instead of morally-sound officers who act as meatshields for their men, the clones will have more casualties and PTSD from committing war crimes, especially since these officers later on had no problems sending Stormtroopers to die by the bucketloads in fighting the enemy.

The Jedi didn't approve of the use of clones, nor did they accept anything outside of the responsibility to lead the clones to victory and make sure that they have minimal casualties. If anything, without the Jedi, the clones would have suffered more, especially since Jedi like Aayla Secura were praised by the 501st Legion for getting them out of Felucia in one piece:

"It's been said that the 501st got the best of the war. We also got the worst. On Felucia, the Seps dug their metal heels into the muck of that alien hellhole and dared the Republic to come in after them. So we did, only to be met with month after month of flesh-eating diseases, shrieking nocturnal predators, and other sights that haunt me to this day. Cut off and for all we knew abandoned by our superiors, our only hope was Aayla Secura, our Jedi commander. Without her iron will, none of us would have come out of that mess with our sanity, or our lives. When her death came, I hope it was quick. She earned that much. When the 501st was finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us the bravest soldiers she had ever seen. It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye."

-Anonymous 501st Legion soldier, Star Wars Battlefront II (2005) on the topic of Felucia and the Jedi General, Aayla Secura

And of course, here's more praise for Jedi generals from the clones themselves:

"They're good. No words needed. Perfect sync. Like clones in a way. Better. They're the best. That's why they command."

-Clone Commander Bly, Star Wars Republic, issue 68

There's a reason why clones were getting cold feet about killing Jedi in Order 66, and why a small number of them didn't go through with it. Because they actually liked these Jedi, who were leading them through hell and making sure they survived. As opposed to say, what would have happened if the Jedi rejected the use of clones and the clones, who were indoctrinated by Jango and his mercenary goons to be loyal to the Republic, fell under the command of guys like Tarkin and other future Imperial officers within the Republic's officer corps. As I said, not only would they face more casualties, since these officers had no problems sending other people's fathers, brothers, and sons to die in droves as Stormtroopers, the clones would also get PTSD up the ass from being ordered to commit war crimes, because these same officers were also the ones who were bombing worlds into glass balls the moment they got Imperial Star Destroyers from Papa Palpatine.

The only Jedi who had ANYTHING to do with the Clone Army's production was Sifo-Diyas, who was A) acting on his own without the Jedi Council knowing, and B) was killed in the early phase of the production of the clones, so he never had a say on whether or not the clones would have human rights or be treated as slave soldiers. Instead, most of that was up to "Tyranus" and Jango Fett, who had these men indoctrinated to be loyal to the Republic, and even allowed the training of some clones to shoot other clones who dared to desert the army. So no, the Jedi didn't enslave DIDDLY SQUAT. In fact, they were shocked as all hell to find out the army even EXISTED.

Best Grievous is only best because of Dooku's training. Without that, he'd be as clumsy as Pre Vizsla was when the latter tried to duel Kenobi and lost horribly.

It's not the Jedi, but the Republic, which enslaved the Clones. In fact, if the Jedi enslaved the clones, they'd have used them against Palpatine. The moment Mace hears from Anakin that Palpatine is Sidious, he gives out "Order 65" and the clones march on the Chancellor. Instead, the clone army was indoctrinated by Tyranus and Jango Fett to be loyal to the Republic, not the Jedi Order. So in no way were the Jedi owning or using slave soldiers or anything-they were just employees of the Republic, which was using these men who were indoctrinated by Jango and the Cul'Vay'Dar to be loyal, as slave soldiers. And again, if the Jedi all pulled a Rahm Kota and refused to lead the clones, that wouldn't change a thing, aside from the clones getting worse commanders who won't care about casualties or PTSD.

Lucas didn't present the Jedi as using the clones as slaves. If anything, he portrayed the clones as slaves of the Chancellor, not the Jedi, since they bowed and waved in front of the Jedi, yet shot the very same Jedi when the Chancellor ordered them to. There was nothing in Lucas' films that put the blame on the Jedi for using clone soldiers. In fact, if they didn't do that, the Jedi who came to save Anakin and Obi-Wan would be dead in EPII, all killed in Dooku's arena.

Of course, the whole Clone Wars thing was a trap by the Sith all along, but it was damned if you do, damned if you don't. Even if the Jedi didn't use the clones and had their own armies, the clones would still serve the Republic, since that's what they were indoctrinated to do, and they'd still come and kill the Jedi the moment Order 66 comes down. Then the Jedi, as well as every man who is loyal to them who bears arms, gets branded as an enemy of the state, and the clones come for their heads.

Again, Traviss doesn't know who to blame for the exploitation of clones. Jusik should have protested outside the Chancellor's office or the Senate over the use of clones. It wasn't the Jedi exploiting them, but the Senate. The Jedi only promised to lead them in battle and keep them alive to the best of their ability, since they were sworn to serve the people, and the representatives of the people told them to lead the clones to battle. Also, for all the legitimate reasons the Seps have for hating the Republic, their leaders were still war criminals like Dooku and Grievous. So they have no moral high ground, since the Seps were invading Republic territory and were slaughtering Republic loyalists, wanting to take as many worlds with them as possible. Notice how the Republic left them alone UNTIL they started building a massive droid army. The Jedi were even trying to dissuade people from attacking Dooku, saying that he's a political idealist, not a murderer. Only when the Separatists were revealed to have violent intentions did the Republic and the Jedi react with violence. Prior to that, they were practically asleep on the wheel, not even giving a damn that half the galaxy left the Republic. Had the Separatists remained idealistic, had they not started building a massive robot army, had they just been content to stick to their neck of the woods, the Republic wouldn't even care.

If the Jedi didn't play the game that was the Clone Wars, the clones and droids would still be fighting, and the clones would be led by officers loyal to Palpatine, especially since Tyranus and Jango Fett already raised the clones to be loyal to the Republic, not the Jedi Order. These officers, once they're done killing robots, would attack the "traitorous" and "unpatriotic" Jedi Order the moment Order 66 comes and Palpatine accuses them of colluding with Dooku. They'd still be dead, so even not choosing the play would get the Jedi killed.

And said cowboy hat-wearing greaseball handled the Mandalorians with more tact and professionalism than Traviss did, by giving them many factions, many perspectives, and a flawed, but well-intentioned point of view. Go figure. The guy who fucks up Thrawn writes the Mandos better than the one author the Mando fans hold as their Tolkien.

Except everything about clone psychology not written by Traviss shows the clones thinking the exact opposite way she did. She thinks Order 66 is justified, the clones didn't think so. She thinks the Jedi were slavers and horrible leaders, the clones credit them with leading the boys through hell and back. The original Battlefront II, which is the seminal work on the clones' point of view as the Rise of the Empire happened, shows the exact opposite of Traviss' thoughts. So before Dave Filoni came along, the OG BFII was already denying half the shit Traviss wrote.

The funny thing is, I'm a SITH/EMPIRE supremacist. My fan stories of the Jedi have them falling to the Dark Side after going through hell or getting captured and tortured. Sometimes both. And yet being a Sith fan entails knowing the opposition: the Jedi. And the Jedi are either too good or too stupid to be as evil as Traviss wants to portray them as. They're fucking lemmings, driving off a cliff to their doom, because they want to save everyone and they're ready to die to save everyone. They're not evil slavers who see their soldiers as disposable dogs. They're kind, gentle, altruistic to a fault, or as Anakin said, they're "encouraged to love" because of their compassion. They're too stupid to realize that the people who are using them are nowhere near as good as they think. They think democracy is something to die for, when in fact, democracy is what killed them. That was the great tragedy of the Jedi: they would die for the Senate and the People of the Republic, and the very same people they would die for approved of them getting killed. They're epic suckers, but they're not evil, nor are they slavers. The slaver in this instance is the one who had the clones' leash, the one who could order them to kill their best friends and the guys who led them through hell, and that man is Palpatine.

Eh, no. Traviss took a people who were basically another bad guy faction who reveled in genocide and war, and turned them into self-righteous Space Celts. When in reality, they have more in common with the Spartans and the Crusaders, except instead of shedding blood for the Christian God or the Greek gods, they go to war for the sake of war itself. They deify war and see it as the height of existence, hence their endless crusades against the Krath, the Republic, the Jedi, the Sith, and any other target they can think of. They didn't try to justify their deeds, nor did they try to seize the moral high ground while fighting against the Jedi, they were bloodthirsty zealots who worshiped war, and they loved every second of it. And even the so-called "True" Mandalorians aren't blameless, since they're willing to kill for money, or in the case of Mandalore Jango Fett and the Cul'Vay'Dar, raise a clone slave army for pay. The only "good" Mandalorians were the ones under Fenn Shysa during the OG Marvel comic run of Star Wars, and that's because those guys were practically Braveheart-style folks fighting for FREEDOM because the Empire enslaved them. So I suppose those guys WERE Space Celts. But they weren't whining about how bad the Jedi or the Alliance were, they just signed on with the enemy of their enemies and tried to do their part for the Alliance war effort until Boba Fett took over and made it more about money. Fenn Shysa was a suave MOFO who was making the moves on Princess Leia, he wasn't whining about how Luke wasn't a real warrior because he was using space magic.

The thing is, I wouldn't have minded Karen Traviss at all if she wasn't such a prick about the Jedi (blame the Chancellor if you want to blame someone for the slavery of the clones) and if she didn't take a nuanced, flawed, yet powerful society and make them into Mary Sue Sparkly Space Marines, the same way Matt Ward did with the Ultramarines in Warhammer 40K. I actually liked the fact that Traviss invented a language for Mandalorians so now we have an answer to those Trekkies belching at us in Klingon. But Traviss' demonization of the central hero characters of Star Wars, coupled with her calling Jedi fans Nazis and her blasting of her critics, goes to show how unprofessional she is. At least when Lucas was criticized to hell and back for the Prequels, he kept his yap shut and didn't attack his critics.

The Jedi have many flaws, but their leadership of the Clone Army wasn't one of them. At least blame them for things they're actually responsible for, like screwing over Anakin Skywalker, or not having the stones to use Force Lightning against a droid army that would get disabled easily by electric charges. Genociding the Sith is a good place to start-that really was their fault. And screwing over the Voss during a Jedi-Sith war. But the shit Traviss blames the Jedi for, ie. the clones being slaves, are not their fault, rather, it was the fault of the Sith and their willing partners, the Kaminoans, Jango Fett, and his Mandalorians.

No, Traviss isn't a better team player than Zahn. Killing off Mara Jade when Zahn was preparing to write a novel about her proves that, and her deeds in the Haloverse have shown the Halo fans that she's practically on her own world. She's better off writing for Warhammer 40K, since that universe actually does glorify the kind of military-esque jargon that she's good with. Heck, she can even come up with her own Space Marine chapter, and that would be VERY good for her, since she would have the room to explore and make up something new.
 
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noooooooo, you can't write walls of texts explaining why you don't like travis, only cyril is allowed to when he simps for her!

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time-traveling Rey.

so she goes back, catches it, then gives it to orange yoda so she can find the same saber she already had?
tbh with current year writers thinking this is some clever plot I wouldn't be surprised. complete with a #canonmatters campaign or some other stupid shit.
 
so she goes back, catches it, then gives it to orange yoda so she can find the same saber she already had?
tbh with current year writers thinking this is some clever plot I wouldn't be surprised. complete with a #canonmatters campaign or some other stupid shit.
Technically she goes back, catches it, then drops it on a pig man with a few dead stomtroopers, and said pigman gives it to orange yoda, then she fucks off to planet Florida for some reason to wait for Luke... Cuz reasons.

If this really does turn out to be Rey, we could be looking at a bigger shit hit the fan moment than when admiral Holdo Dangerhair aloha ackbar'd Ackbar himself along with the First Order.
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So I put some thought on the idea of time travelling Rey (or should I say Lady Sidious given she killed her pappy just as planned and is now his new meat suit) fakeout the mongs doing and reading the comics are doing.

While I would absolutely not be shocked if Disney, being so filled with hate and rage, chose to use the Filoni Time Sphincter to forcibly rape the OT with Daisy Ridley in comics, I don't think they will. They're dumb enough to do this, but I think it's another stupid fake-out since that's the only way they know to keep sales from nosediving.

Though I will laugh hard if they actually do it, and you can thank Dave "Wolf Fucker" Filoni for creating a deus ex machina to allow that to happen.
 
So far it seems to be selective. Disney's Lego Freemaker shit is canon and some Yoda lego shit too, but regardless nothing is done to outright officially call any of Disney's lego stuff non-canon other than Wookieepedo's personal labels and you'll find references to Disney Lego stuff in regular Disney shit, like some Battle Droid called R0Ger appearing in several Disney guides, and the Freemakers or other Lego OCs referenced in Galaxy's Edge lore and Disney tie-ins. Also when I say Lego shit, I mean the Lego shit released under Disney, like the Freemaker stuff and Lego TFA (where many Disney-canon names and aliens were first officially named), not the pre-Disney lego shit.

In other news, Anthony Daniels shared this on Twitter recently:
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Good to see the old droid speak out about how bullshit this scene was.

Wait, WHAT? Freemaker Adventures is CANON? I thought that was just a comedy show, kind of like Robot Chicken Star Wars for kids. But given the quality of their usual work, I shouldn't be surprised that it was canon.

LOL that picture. Good to see that Threepio hasn't lost his touch.

noooooooo, you can't write walls of texts explaining why you don't like travis, only cyril is allowed to when he simps for her!

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so she goes back, catches it, then gives it to orange yoda so she can find the same saber she already had?
tbh with current year writers thinking this is some clever plot I wouldn't be surprised. complete with a #canonmatters campaign or some other stupid shit.

Yes, I felt like a long wall of text needs to be countered by another wall of text. Especially when he thinks everyone who hates Traviss is a "Jedi supremacist." LOL I'm a Sith fan, I'm on the opposite side.

At this point, they're doing the opposite. "Canon doesn't matter" is their new slogan. Which is funny considering they began their new canon talking about how their new stuff is more coherent than the old canon. Now, they don't even want a canon. What is this, Warhammer 40K? Is there gonna be an official "there is no canon" statement similar to the ones that Black Library and Games Workshop employees made about 40K books and Codexes?

So I put some thought on the idea of time travelling Rey (or should I say Lady Sidious given she killed her pappy just as planned and is now his new meat suit) fakeout the mongs doing and reading the comics are doing.

While I would absolutely not be shocked if Disney, being so filled with hate and rage, chose to use the Filoni Time Sphincter to forcibly rape the OT with Daisy Ridley in comics, I don't think they will. They're dumb enough to do this, but I think it's another stupid fake-out since that's the only way they know to keep sales from nosediving.

Though I will laugh hard if they actually do it, and you can thank Dave "Wolf Fucker" Filoni for creating a deus ex machina to allow that to happen.

That's what I was saying. I don't think Disney will go full on with the whole "retcon the OT with time travel" thing because if they thought the fans were angry before, once they retcon the OT, the fans will rip them to shreds in ways they'll wish they'd never known.

Rey becoming Lady Sidious was something I tried to peddle as an idea since they never sealed Sidious' soul like they did in the previous canon, but I don't think Disney will buy it. They'll just make up some crap about how the souls of the Jedi in Rey destroyed Sidious' spirit when he died, or something stupid that's similar to that.

Another thing to raise our glasses to Filoni for. I was smashing my head on the wall the moment I saw him bring time travel to SW. Although if all they do with it is erase the Sequel trilogy to make something new, perhaps something based on the Mandalorian, then all that scorn might actually turn into praise in the eyes of many fans. They'll hail Filoni as a savior once again, this time for saving them from the ST.
 
And Karen Traviss. Hoo boy. If you thought I was mad over what they did with Ahsoka, get ready for a massive shit-bomb that I'm about to drop on Karen Traviss and her Mandalorians.
And then everyone clapped.

...it's her views on the Mandalorians and the Jedi which really set off my rage-meter.
Always the sign of a first-class intellect...

Traviss' views on the Jedi and the Mandalorians were, to be frank, complete and utter bullshit. She sees the Mandalorians as culturally, militarily, and morally superior to the Jedi Order, despite the fact that the history of Star Wars portrays the exact opposite.
Does she, though? The two main criticisms that get brought up in the Republic Commando books are that the Prequel Jedi are wrong to use the Clone army to fight for the Republic, and to raise infants in isolation from their birth-families to prevent "attachment," both of which objections are pretty much in-line with the points Lucas makes over the course of the Saga. As for her work on the Legacy of the Force series, I don't know if there are any examples therein of Mandalorians taking shots at Luke's Jedi order, but given the history of conflict between the two groups, and the fact that Mandalorians and Jedi tend to follow sometimes conflicting codes of ethics, it would be pretty weird for there not to be some friction when members of both factions interact.

blames all the Republic's problems in the Clone Wars on the Jedi...
Where does she say this, exactly?

...and goes even further. The Sith and other Dark-Side Force-users are tearing up the galaxy? Sith were former Jedi, which means the Jedi were to blame.
Again, where are you sourcing this from?

The Clone Army in the Clone Wars was a slave army used by the Republic, forced to fight and shot if they refused? The Jedi accepted the use of clones and agreed to lead them, they're to blame.
Pretty much, yes.

The Clones are dying on the field? The Jedi suck at battle tactics since they're glorified cops with lightsticks who have no business leading battles and fighting wars.
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All the while, Traviss portrays the Mandalorians as the manly-men who were far superior to those Jedi pussies.
Source, please.

The Mandos were the best warriors in the galaxy, they make Jedi and Sith look like pussies, they're the reason the Clone Army are badasses, and they live like the Celtic Tribes which Traviss saw as the moral superiors to the Roman Empire. Which of course, makes me keel over with uncontrollable laughter.
I dunno, man. Even the Romans weren't always sure that the Romans were the moral superiors, hence Tacitus's fictional address of Calgachus to the Caledonians prior to the Battle of Mons Graupius.

Karen Traviss and her fans accuse the Jedi of being slave-owners due to them using the Clone Army, but that shows massive ignorance of the facts.
Source, please.

The Clone Army wasn't enslaved to the Jedi. They were enslaved to the Republic.
The Clone Army was arranged to be created by a Jedi...

In fact, if anything, the Jedi should be commended for leading the Clone Army into battle, as many of them shared in the hardships of their men and even fought alongside them, acting as living meatshields while also providing tactical guidance and discipline.
To commend the Jedi for leading the Grand Army is stupid, because that is exactly what Palpatine wanted the to do.

If the Jedi didn't accept the use of clones, the Republic would just assign other officers like Wulf Yularen or Wilhuff Tarkin to lead them, and given how many former Republic officers who later became Imperials were more than happy to commit war crimes and throw men into the grinder, the clones would have walked away with more PTSD over increased amounts of deaths and the horror of having committed war crimes fresh in their young, ten-year-old minds.
Actually, one could argue that the later ruthlessness of Clone Wars-veteran Imperial officers was precisely because of the Jedi style of generalship, trying to fight humanely but ultimately incurring many more friendly casualties in the long run as a result.

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If the Jedi were the slave owners of the Clone Army, they could have just issued Order 65 and ordered the Clones to arrest the Chancellor.
I don't think this objection makes as much sense as you think it makes...

In fact, if anything, one can properly lay the blame on Mandalore Jango Fett and his Cul'vay'dar Mandalorians for the Clone Army growing up as slaves. Him and Count Dooku. The Clone Army was made by them in the first place, with the army being explicitly a slave army made for fighting. Sidious wanted an army that can kill Jedi to serve alongside the Jedi and kill them when the time comes to eradicate the Jedi.
As mentioned previously, in Traviss's books, the Mandalorians have mixed feelings about Jango, with several specifically condemning him for enslaving his bloodline to the Republic and to the Jedi via the Clones. One former Cuy'val Dar does praise in Jango in retrospect for his posthumous revenge on the Jedi via Order 66, but the character in question missed being present at the Battle of Galidraan by a quirk of fate and has gone through much of his life with a tremendous load of survivor's guilt as a result.

put a bounty on a Dark Jedi girl who was formerly his apprentice, Komari Vosa-and Jango killed her, marking him as the candidate for the Clone Army.
Well, that and the fact that he'd shown himself capable of dispatching multiple Jedi Knights with his bare hands.

He had other Mandalorian mercs known as the Cul'vay'dar help train the clones.
Who were merely informed that they were going to be training an army, with not a word said about Jango clones until they got to Kamino, at which point they were effectively locked in, trapped on a flooded world in an extra-galactic star system that few people had ever even heard of.

...they helped Jango train the Clone Army and even imprint Mandalorian culture on these slave soldiers.
Which they saw as one of the few mercies that they could extend the Clones under the circumstances, so that when they died their souls would at least be able to join the Mandalorian gestalt in the afterlife.

But of course, Karen Traviss and her fans don't see that, they continue to posit that the Jedi could have refused command of the clones and gotten the Republic to not use clones, even though they had no power to do that...
Why do you say that the Jedi had no power to simply walk away from the whole situation? Who would stop them, exactly? 🤔

And of course, Traviss herself accused the Jedi fans of being Nazis, which goes to show the level of her professional conduct.
Source, please.

The Mandalorian fans who accuse the Jedi of being slave-owning Nazis forgot about the fact that the one era when the Jedi did genuinely act like fascist pricks, the Mandalorians were in bed with them.
What, you'd rather they be fighting to advance the cause of the Sith?

As for Jedi being bad tacticians, outside of Traviss' books, the lore makes it clear that the Jedi were great at being military leaders.
That's far too much of a blanket statement on all sides. The Jedi are not portrayed as uniformly bad/incompetent military leaders in Traviss's books. They're said to have initially got off on the wrong foot at the Battle of Geonosis, due to most of them having little in the way of practical military experience (Traviss probably taking a cue from AOTC's depicting the Jedi leading ranks of Clone Troopers headlong into the teeth of enemy fire over open ground). However, many of them do learn quickly afterwards.

In Galactic Battlegrounds, Qui-Gon Jinn taught Chewbacca's family how to fight-how to set up armies, build up military bases, provide resources for the troops, and that led to Chewie's family being able to kick out a Trade Federation force from Alaris Prime.
Excuse me while I take a moment to politely chuckle at the idea that Jedi are needed to teach Wookies how to fight...

Galactic Battlegrounds' expansion, Clone Campaigns, two Jedi generals served on the two sides of the Clone Wars, Sev'rance Tann for the Confederacy, and Echuu Shen-Jon for the Republic.
Random Republic citizen: "Never heard of 'em. Did they know General Kenobi or General Skywalker?"

And of course, the classic Battlefront II gave us this line about Jedi generals:
Seems a little on the maudlin side, don't you think?

We also have this quote from the comics, which show the Jedi generals to be superior fighters-in the eyes of their own Clone Commanders:

"They're good. No words needed. Perfect sync. Like clones in a way. Better. They're the best. That's why they command."
We also have this quote from the novels (this one from Matthew Stover's Shatterpoint) where Mace Windu, generally thought to be the baddest dude in the Jedi Order at the time, frankly acknowledges that a Mandalorian is, in fact, the superior fighter:

"Jango Fett bristles with weapons. An instinctive killer: the deadliest man in the galaxy. Jango can kill me in less than a second. I know it."

So basically, when the Jedi generals' own clone commanders start talking about how the Jedi generals were the best of the best, well, that kind of goes to show that they were.
Not all Clone Troopers were so impressed by the Jedi on the battlefield. From Republic #55:

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It's also worth noting that Commander Bly, in Republic #65, relates that his troops managed to push a Separatist-aligned Mandalorian force off of New Holstice at the cost of 40% casualties (the same suffered by the British Army's Light Brigade during their disastrous Charge at Balaclava). Wookieepedia puts the strength of Bly's force at 2,000 Clone Troopers and/or the 327th Star Corps plus starfighters, armored walkers, gunships and an Acclamator-class asault ship, and on the other side, Fenn Shysa's Mandalorian Protectors, who numbered exactly 212 at full strength.

So yeah, a couple hundred Mando paratrooper equivalents can apparently put near-catastrophic hurt on a regiment-sized (or larger) armored formation with air and orbital support, under Jedi leadership to boot. Not too shabby, all things considered.

In fact, the one time outside of the Traviss SW that a Jedi General started acting like a General Ripper was with Jedi Master Pong Krell...
Where does Traviss depict a Jedi acting like a "General Ripper," exactly?

And as for the Mandalorians being superior fighters and tacticians when compared to the Jedi, history proves otherwise. Out of every major war the Mandalorians fight, the only ones they've won are ones where they fought alongside the Jedi.
Naturally. Can't have the Mandos actually defeating the Republic as that would contradict Obi-Wan's statement about "a thousand generations" of unbroken Jedi guardianship over the latter.

In every other conflict, the Mandalorians do good against local riffraff, but against the full might of the Jedi, they kept losing.
Given that the "full might of the Jedi" tends to translate to mobilizing the unfathomably vast population and industrial strength of the Galactic Core, that's not terribly surprising. "God is on the side of the biggest battalions," as Napoleon supposedly would say.

-War with the Krath: The Mandalorians under Mandalore the Indomitable attack the Krath cult in the Empress Teta System, which was under the protection of the Dark Jedi, Ulic Qel-Droma, and win a few minor victories against the Krath who used outdated weapons and technology. Even though his forces were technologically superior and he could have just conventionally won the war, Mandalore feels the need to prove his manhood by challenging Ulic to a duel, putting up his army as the stakes, in return for getting all of Krath space if he won. Needless to say, he gets his butt kicked and his army winds up being Ulic's army, and he only lives because Ulic wanted him as a servant.
Seems as though the fact that the Mandalore deigned to fight Ulic face-to-face at all should be a mark in his favor, particularly given how stupidly powerful Force abilities are often depicted as in Kevin Anderson's Tales series.

-Exar Kun War: The Mandalorians fight under Ulic Qel-Droma and Exar Kun and were able to win battles against the Republic forces. But they lost every battle they had with the Jedi...
Incorrect. Mandalorian forces in tandem with Ulic Qel-Droma's Tetans successfully raided Coruscant and were fully-prepared to occupy the planet prior to withdrawing under orders from Aleema Keto, who falsely claimed that Quel-Droma had been killed. Mandalore's forces are, if memory serves, also only shown in direct contact with the Jedi on one page, and it's somewhat ambiguous as to whether this is an earnest assault or merely a diversion (as Mandalore himself seems primarily concerned with securing a weapons-vault on another part of the planet). It's also worth noting that the Sith War seems to be the first time in Galactic history that the Mandalorians encountered and fought against Force-users, so their understanding of Jedi/Sith abilities and tactics and thus their effectiveness against them would logically be less well-developed than in later ages.

Also: give Mandalore credit where credit is due. Despite Aleema's attempts to manipulate him with promises of power, he held true to his oath to Ulic and personally put himself at great risk to try and rescue the fallen Jedi, duly informing him of Aleema's treachery in the process. He's also without argument the nicest member of Team Sith, being the only one of the lot not guilty of fratricide, betrayal or sacrificing thousands of slaves to try and turn himself into a god (hell, he's more thoughtful and even-tempered than many of the Jedi characters)

-Mandalorian Wars: The one war where the Mandalorians were at their height, where they nearly conquered the galaxy...Despite the Mandalorians’ martial prowess, they still heavily relied on scorched-earth tactics like nuking entire worlds to win battles.
That assertion is not consistent with the fact that they raised large numbers of convert-troops from captured planets just about everywhere that they went.

Since the Jedi suffered heavy casualties during the previous war, they were not eager to jump into battle once again, giving the Mandos free reign as they tore through Republic defenses. Then the Jedi renegades under Revan showed up to aid the Republic, after which the Mandalorians lost one battle after another due to the Jedi’s tactics and strategies...
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-Great Galactic Wars: Breaking their promise to the Jedi who helped them rebuild, the Mandalorians joined the True Sith Empire as paid mercenaries.
Yet another reason to bar TORtanic from continuity, along with Revan generally being a moron, all that malarkey about the Secret Squirrel Sith Empire, etc...

-New Sith Wars: The one time the Mandalorians were allied to the Jedi and the Republic, and quite possibly, the only major war they’ve won prior to the Clone Wars. The Jedi made an alliance with the Mandalorians, and together, they brought a 1000-year-war to an end when they defeated the New Sith Empire and the Brotherhood of Darkness.
You seem to be confusing the Seventh Battle of Ruusan, in 1,000 BBY, with the Battle of Malrev IV, which took place seven hundred and fifty years prior. In the former, the Jedi decisively defeated the old Sith, with Darth Bane the only survivor (unbeknownst to the Jedi at the time). In the latter, Jedi Master Murrtaggh hired a group of Mandalorians to launch a diversionary attack on a Sith group known as the Black Knights, so that Murrtaggh could slip in an assassinate their leader, the Dark Underlord, while the latter's followers were distracted.

-Battle of Galidraan: The Mandalorians under Mandalore Jango Fett were slaughtering political dissidents on Galidraan, which attracted the attention of the Jedi. The Jedi showed up, under Master Dooku, and they annihilated the Mandalorian forces.
Incorrect. Jango Fett, in his vendetta against Death Watch leader Torr Vizsla (who had killed Jango's mentor Jaster Mereel, the former Mandalore) had agreed to destroy an armed rebel force opposing the planetary governor of Galidraan, in exchange for information of Vizsla's whereabouts. However, the governor was secretly in league with the Death Watch and sent out a call of distress, falsely alleging that the Mandalorians were killing unarmed civilians. The Jedi, thus mislead, showed up in force. They demanded that the Mandalorians lay down their weapons and surrender, but Jango, having just barely survived/escaped a Death Watch ambush at the governor's residence moments before, was in no mood to put his life in someone else's hands and ordered his troops to open fire. In the ensuing fracas, all of the Mandalorians and fully half of the Jedi were killed, Jango himself taking down half a dozen Knights in close combat before collapsing in despair and exhaustion and being taken prisoner. Jedi Master Dooku is so disgusted by the whole affair that he quits the Jedi Order soon afterwards

-Clone Wars: After the fragmentation of the Death Watch forces between Bo-Katan and Darth Maul, the Mandalorian Protectors under a rogue ARC trooper named Spar took over Mandalore and led the Mandalorians against the Republic.
According to Dark Horse's Republic title, which you've previously cited, the Protectors were deployed against the Republic as early as 22 BBY, whereas the (Filoniverse) "Siege of Mandalore" didn't take place until 19 BBY...

So if anything, the Jedi seem to be much better at this "war" business than the Mandalorians ever were. They wipe the floor with the Mandalorians every time they fight each other, and the only great wars the Mandalorians win are those they fight alongside the Jedi Order.
That's the Mel Brooks version. It seems more accurate to say that Mandalorian/Jedi conflict tends to either be inconclusive due to extenuating circumstances (getting ordered to retreat from Coruscant as a result of in-fighting amongst the Sith) or brutal slugfests where the Jedi win mainly via attrition (the Mandalorian Wars, Galidraan).

But you wouldn't hear of such talk from Karen Traviss and her fans, who continue to talk about how much the Jedi suck in tactics, how they suck at hand-to-hand combat, among other things.
Again, what are you referencing, exactly?

By all accounts, Surik was taught how to fight in the Jedi Academy, by guys like Master Kavar. And yet she's able to hand the Echani and the Mandalorians their asses on a plate when it came to Bruce Lee-style martial arts fights.
That's the problem with the games, though: the player-characters regularly end up being these overpowered wrecking-balls that tend to be very difficult to reconcile with canon (ex: Rookie One destroying the Death Star in Rebel Assault).

Karen Traviss' Mando fetish came to a head during the Darth Caedus storyline, in Legacy of the Force: Revelation, where she makes Jaina Solo train with Boba Fett on how to defeat her evil Sith brother, Darth Caedus, formerly Jacen Solo. Apparently, Karen Traviss has a stunning lack of knowledge given the history of the Jedi Order after Order 66, since apparently, Boba Fett is now considered the one man who killed the most Jedi after Order 66.
Where does it say this in Revelation?

Fett is not even at the top of the Jedi Killer totem pole. So why Jaina considered Fett to be the biggest Jedi killer out there when her grandfather has bigger Jedi-killing credentials is beyond me.

Plus, Jaina was preparing to face a Sith, not a Jedi.
Boba Fett has fought Sith, though. Specifically, he's probably the only non-Force-user in the Galaxy to have fought Darth Vader (twice yet), and not Darth Vader in "I'm holding back because it's my son" mode, either. 😉

To have a seasoned Jedi like Jaina Solo, descended from Anakin Skywalker, asking a Mandalorian for training to fight a Sith is downright insulting to me as a Sith fan.
Why would you be a Sith fan when you're so down on the Mandos for purportedly faring poorly against the Jedi? The Sith seem to be even better at losing than you allege that the Mandos are. 🤔

See, the Sith are MY speciality in the Star Wars universe. The Sith and the Empire were my favorite factions. And nothing that a Mandalorian can give you can prepare you against facing a Sith Lord in combat. Beskar alloy? A Sith Lord can crush your armor with the Force and crush your organs with it, choke you to death, or cook you inside your armor with Sith lightning. Mental fortitude? Sith don't bother with mind-rape most of the time, they'll just kill you themselves if you don't bend over and do as they say.
Ego trip incoming in 3...2...1...

Blasters, grenades, flamethrowers, missiles? All can be redirected by or pushed back by the Force, as we saw Darth Vader absorbing blaster bolts. Grenades and missiles can be redirected with telekinesis, and Force bubbles can protect one from flamethrowers. The Mandalorians boast about their melee combat prowess? The Dark Side pumping through one's body can empower a being physically to the point where they can flatten a Mando's face in a fistfight.
And, yep, there it is.

So no, there is absolutely NOTHING a Mandalorian can do to make you better at fighting the Sith. Fighting the Jedi, yes, a Mando can be well-suited for that, with mental fortitude blocking mind tricks, a jetpack giving you mobility, and beskar alloy protecting you from lightsabers. But all those strengths become weaknesses when fighting against a Sith. He can't mind-trick you? He won't even try. Your jetpack that gives you flight? He'll fry that with Sith lightning and send you sputtering around uncontrollably before the jetpack explodes and takes you with it. Your beskar alloy protects you from his lightsaber? He'll use the Force to crush you inside that armor. Holding him back with a vibroblade? Maybe, against rookie Sith, but against more seasoned Sith, or someone like JACEN SOLO, that would last all of 5 seconds.
Congratulations, while you were tweaking out over how you were going to kill one Mando, his buddies nailed you in the back:

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All this time, Karen Traviss over-praises what amounts to an amoral mercenary cult. The "True Mandalorians" that she tries to portray as the greatest, most moral fighters out there are at their best day, people who get paid to shoot other people, and at their worst, they're willing to kill innocents for pay or even make and train a clone slave army for cash.
That's quite incorrect. Traviss's Mandalorians are, with a few, widely-reviled-by-other-Mandalorians exceptions, very moral. They just happen to follow a different code of morals than the Jedi. 🙂

And when it comes to fighting, at most, they can give local armies and the average soldier a run for their money, but they're nowhere near the Jedi-killers Traviss portrayed them as.
If Traviss portrayed them as Jedi-killers in official, Lucasfilm-approved SW fiction, then they are Jedi-killers, yes?

Heck, the Mandalorians in the original canon were even enslaved by the Galactic Empire, which was why they needed the Rebel Alliance to help free them from the Imperials.
If you count Princess Leia as the Rebel Alliance, I suppose.

The Mandalorians are, at most, elite frontline shocktroops, but they're nowhere near the caliber the Jedi are, especially when the Jedi could practically make a sport of how many times they're going to genocide the Mandalorians, and even novice Jedi like Komari Vosa could kill up to 20 Mandalorians with ease.
That's quite an impressive feat, considering that the Mandalorian force on Galidraan doesn't appear to have numbered more than 16. 😂

This is why I would rather prefer the Neo-Crusader Mandalorians. Aside from the fact that they were the Mandos at the height of their power, they didn't try to seize the moral high ground against the Jedi and were even more than honest about the fact that they kill innocent people in war.
I dunno about that. Isn't carrying out a "crusade" against the Republic very much an assertion of moral high ground vis-a-vis the Jedi?

They're monsters, but at least they're honest about it.
The traditional religious beliefs of the Mandalorians dictate that war-making is holy and necessary, because it prevents the universe from sliding into decay and torpor. There's even some indication that they might actually be onto some greater spiritual truth of the SW universe, going by the prologue from the Essential Guide to Warfare, which features Grand Admiral Teshik receiving a vision and spiritual experience of oneness with all of the Galaxy's warriors throughout history, with the very strong suggestion that War, not the Force, is the ultimate truth of the SW universe.

They also have a healthy respect for the people who beat them in war, hence why Canderous Ordo spoke with respect when it came to the Jedi who beat his people in battle.
The pre-Neo-Crusader Mandalorians don't seem to have been any different. The-then Mandalore actually seems to have been on rather friendly terms with Ulic Qel-Droma.

He didn't whine about the Jedi killing his kind like how Traviss fans whine about Galidraan all the time-
The Battle of Galidraan seems to be pretty generally seen, in-universe, as a horrible debacle by pretty much everyone (except the Death Watch renegades), not just the Mandalorians but also Dooku and even Chancellor Vallorum, who apparently cited it as a signal example as to why Jedi should not participate in military operations.

If only the Mandalorian fans can have the same stance as Canderous has when it comes to Jedi defeating Mandalorians in war.
That's rather arrogant, don't you think? It's rather like telling another kid that he can only play in the school sandbox if he agrees to say that your dad can beat up his dad (even though that particular issue is somewhat in doubt).

I suppose that's my head-canon for Jango Fett and why he worked with Dooku-he respeced the one guy who defeated him on the field. Instead of whining about how evil the Jedi were for winning a fair fight like Galidraan (where there were only a couple dozen Jedi and 300 Mandalorians) Fett respects the man who handed him his ass in a fair battle.
As previously mentioned, Open Seasons shows about 16 Mandalorians present altogether at Galidraan. By contrast, the Jedi arrive in a small fleet of at least 5 Consular-class vessels, which can carry 16 (or more, depending on configuration) passengers, which gives a potential Jedi strength of around 80. The Mandos were also not expecting a fight (since they had, as far as any of them knew, just carried out a legitimate contract for a Republic-recognized planetary government) and were basically loafing around camp killing time when the Jedi showed up, which would certainly have put them at a disadvantage in the ensuing battle.

All in all, this is why Dave Filoni and Karen Traviss rub me the wrong way. I like Ahsoka. I like the Mandalorians. But these two take their love of orange Jedi and Spartans in space, and take it too far, to the point where it doesn't make sense anymore.
Are Traviss's Mandos Celts or Hellenes? Make up your mind.

Sorry for the long post, I had to get this off my chest.
You really should have kept it there. 😉
 
They'll hail Filoni as a savior once again, this time for saving them from the ST.
I guess they'll just conveniently ignore how Filoni aided and abetted Kennedy's decision to utterly rape Luke Skywalker as a character. Filoni backed Kennedy hard when she was put in the seat precisely so he can make sure his OCs will live forever. He fully supported his treatment in TLJ.

And I'm just following the movie's logic with Sheev. Not my fault Abrams and Kennedy were too incompetent and desperate to get a movie out with Palpy telling her how he'll win and her still falling for it. Rey's now Lady Sidious, and she can now use the Jedi name in the ultimate fit of destruction.
Fando said:
You really should have kept it there. 😉
That's the second rock you've thrown today that smashed through your window. Shame the glass house fell already, but eh let the battle commence.
 
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