Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If she really does have a plane ticket, this will be one of the most interesting sagas in recent memory. It’ll be interesting to see who dumps who first.

I don't think so. Jessica is not an entertaining type of crazy, she's a nasty miserable cunt. And I expect she'll be controlling of Josh the entire time. Everyone is going to hate her, and she'll likely only lessen his content.

Once Josh gets tired at all of her fat pussy, if he even gets some, this will be torture for him.

 

[Slim Boglim]

This has been heavily discussed, the reason why is because when he was getting counseling for being a retard they used puppet therapy. It's a common technique used with retarded children to try and help them convey their emotions, communicate, practice social cues, etc. This is why he has Shon to begin with, and the old school cobra puppet, it's why Shon also speaks the truth and what Cobes is really thinking. "you're an autistic balding loser".

No way I never heard the puppet therapy lore before! Do you have source in that? I’m not doubting you I just wanna hear it from the cobras mouth cause it’s fascinating when he talks about stuff like that and drops the goth villain image
Disregard that, I suck cocks. (Somebody asked the same question before me)

 

[Rotogravure]

I'm betting she was morbidly obese in the past. that much lose skin isn't normal for people in their 30s.

No, she actually was kinda normal.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

No, she actually was kinda normal.

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odd, either her genetics just suck or she was fatter at one point and didn't take photos of herself. also, the last pic looks like it was from the 70s, I swear she's lying about her age, lol.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

odd, either her genetics just suck or she was fatter at one point and didn't take photos of herself. also, the last pic looks like it was from the 70s, I swear she's lying about her age, lol.

She definitely gained and lost weight rapidly, probably from alcohol abuse. Her body exhibits all of the characteristics of an unhealthy fat person, and she originally appeared in the DeathFat beautyparlor-sphere. She was definitely obese.

Disregard that

I'm pretty sure seizurerobot covered it, Josh talked about it quite a few times but these were in old old videos and I'm not sure where they're archived. He loved the puppets in therapy so Clint got him the puppets. I wonder if that's part of why he was obsessed with sex dolls, and why he interacts with inanimate objects.
Here's Rusty;

 

[vanta pilled]

Looks like his protection spell on himself failed, TMDNWU

 

[GibMoneyPls]

odd, either her genetics just suck or she was fatter at one point and didn't take photos of herself. also, the last pic looks like it was from the 70s, I swear she's lying about her age, lol.

Antipsychotics. They make people gain weight in weird ways. Also, steroids if she was ever on those for an extended period of time. My guess is antipsychotics.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Antipsychotics. They make people gain weight in weird ways. Also, steroids if she was ever on those for an extended period of time. My guess is antipsychotics.

Yeah, Jessica has highly abdominal subcutaenous obesity that psychotic people tend to have.

 

[Law]

This has been heavily discussed, the reason why is because when he was getting counseling for being a retard they used puppet therapy. It's a common technique used with retarded children to try and help them convey their emotions, communicate, practice social cues, etc.

Null. Add puppets to Mad at the Internet. Billion dollar idea.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

He gets drunk beyond compare, not to mention the duster and whatever else he can get his hands on.

I also wonder, with the sheer level of booze he is taking, if his gums and nerves are not getting infected.

exactly, with how much booze and duster he uses there is a good chance he is too high most of the time to even notice.

No, she actually was kinda normal.

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she went form that to what she currently looks like? and she is only in her 30s? that's rough.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

exactly, with how much booze and duster he uses there is a good chance he is too high most of the time to even notice.


she went form that to what she currently looks like? and she is only in her 30s? that's rough.

Check out the Munchausen thread, or any of the cows that fake illnesses or mental health/personality disorders. They are almost all like this. Look at Nanobot from ip2. Same thing.

 

[Slim Boglim]

By the holy lord Clints divine nipples the dry spell may actually be ending and he really did just have to wait patiently. It’s my genuine hope that this comes to pass and actually puts Cobes on the top of the world. Even if she proves to be a psycho bitch and he kicks her out after 24 hours just having the dryspell end, the count brought down from 6 years to 0 and reset, would be fucking monumental. It would be good content if it makes him less depressed and full of self loathing, maybe he’ll regain his stupid confidence and go out more. Maybe the dark ages are over and we will be met with a glorious return to the Cobes we know from the Golden Age. COULD THIS BE THE END TO THE BOGLIM AGE?

Classical Age (2010 - 2012)
Romance Age (2012 - 2015)
Golden Age (2015 - 2020)
Boglim Age (2020 - Present 2024?!)
Rebirth Age? (2024?- ????)

Or maybe nothing will come to pass and I’m an autistic retard. But it’ll be fun to seeeee

 

[Hennimore]

We're in for the Wrestlemania 20 of valentine's day. Should be one for the ages.

 

[Devious Dave]

Someone door dash cobra some blue chew his lil pecker is gonna need it from all those late night wand strangling sessions

 

[Slim Boglim]

People are so lame man. Complaining his content sucks and then doing everything they can do prevent any new content or developments so it stays the same as it is. Goddamnit can’t people just watch the fucking show and see what happens? Why meddle in everything

 

[Eyesore City]

I goes without saying because everything Josh attempts to do is a mess, but NAL's visit is going to be an absolute trainwreck. As annoying as she might be, I suspect the content will pour out of this .

Will they fuck like crazy and fall in love? Will she lose her shit and tear up the cobra lair? Will she become the next Couch Chris?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Antipsychotics. They make people gain weight in weird ways. Also, steroids if she was ever on those for an extended period of time. My guess is antipsychotics.

makes sense, my profession, I use to work in a psych patients, and anti psychotics (SSRI/SNRI) can cause weight gain. I use to see patients start out on seroquel the balloon up to 200 or 300 pounds. it sucks, but psych patients don't have a lot to choose from.

 

[Big Sneed]

People are so lame man. Complaining his content sucks and then doing everything they can do prevent any new content or developments so it stays the same as it is. Goddamnit can’t people just watch the fucking show and see what happens? Why meddle in everything
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These joyless Redditors don't understand how great this is going to be always trying to cuck themselves out of content. Mongoloids!

 

[Slim Boglim]

These joyless Redditors don't understand how great this is going to be always trying to cuck themselves out of content. Mongoloids!

“Cobras content sucks! He just sits around and reads donations! We should do everything in our power to discourage him from anything other than staying in his comfort zone by being a shut in staying in his apartment reading chat donos. THAT’LL fix it!”

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

This is going to be bad ass. He's going to fucking hate this about one hour after the dry spell ends. I hope she won't leave and he's gotta call the cops on her. Abuse allegations coming in nicely toobs.