random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Virgin Quidditch vs Chad Blitzball

Happy New Year, you living carcass.

God, saying that last sentence makes me wanna immolate myself with a flamethrower and a gallon of petrol.

Dude, please keep looking for a therapist. You need help and if you get this problem under control you can avoid ending up in jail with Chris-chan.

All of you are retarded. This community is retarded.

Fuck commies.

We eat iguanas.

"Web traffic analysis" is about as scientific as reading tea leaves

 

[Aunt Carol]

The Lord of The Rings trilogy is available for free online, and I've spent 65% of my free time thinking about it since I was thirteen years old.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I can tell a woman wrote this article because it's stupid.

But then I see another news article about a pregnant 'man' and the cold, dead fish of reality slaps me about the face.

The J in JK Rowling stands for Jihad

 

[Meat Target]

Why does he look like a big toe with a beard?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

can't pay me enough to stop being racist lol

What if I pay you in white slaves?

 

[Mal0]

Real men love riding dildos and filming it for the internet, change my mind.

the closest thing to a date she’s ever had was probably a RP belly sniffing session on Twitter

 

[NoReturn]

I hate it when people say Denmark is the Canada of Europe, that's a fucking insult.

 

[Blackhole]

Man, I hate it when I decompress major vaginal blood clots whenever I lean forward too much on the toilet. I'm sure my fellow vagina owners would agree it's a major inconvenience.

My local tacobell is out of hot sauce. Society is collapsing and we are all doomed.

The confetti every time I click on a picture of mutilated genitals is a nice touch

 

[thisighuf]

the poo looked like beggars shoes i can find the image but it looked like beggars shoes out of skyrim or something

 

[KiwiFuzz]

NO KEVIN, THE PONY DOES NOT GO IN THE AMHOLE. IT IS NOT A PRISON POCKET.

But that's the good thing about living in a tranny commune in the middle of nowhere. You never have to keep a clean house or keep up appearances.

 

[Mal0]

Who needs self respect when you have the sperm of multiple other guys in your wife's vagina?

Is it a symptom of societal decline?

I swear using @Duke Nukem is cheating. He's either actively trying to get quotes or he's just that blunt.

 

[PhoBingas]

In the history of the actual ten commandments, the bible foretold of a false idol in the shape of a giant cow.

 

[Computer Guardian]

in his wishful thinking Ethan heard the nigger ask “Want to get plowed from the back?” and couldn’t say yes fast enough.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I made most of my life decisions in a gym locker room.

I stand by them.

 

[Merchmongler]

bro I can't believe Ralph was saved by an NFT

 

[Accidental Racism]

The first one was better because her head was chopped off.

 

[Meat Target]

This sounds pretty evil to me, but this person works as a journalist, so it makes sense why harming children is a "grey" area for them.

 

[IKOL]

 

[Blackhole]

This is my gosh darn webzone and I will bump this frickin thread every time I encounter a new pictograph of this spooky, scary skelemtin -- ok? ok ok.

keep sperging speds. i own you all.

This is shartenfreude in its purest form. I love it

 

[BirdBeeper]

"Believe me, GORL!! I would never put my hands on you in that way ok GORL!!! Your the one getting all wet for me GORL!!! So, GORL!!! get a life, and pick on someone else who's weak ok, GORL!!!! You understand GORL!!! YOU ARE A JOKE GORL!!! GORL, GORL. GORL, GORL!!!! It's Girl, not GORL!!! EAT FRENCH FRIES MUCH GORL!!!!"

"IT CALLED A SEX DOLL!! Safer for you and your health.!"

Can I buy your underwear? But only if you farted on it

People who shit themselves for a living really shouldn't bring politics into the mix.

Peetz found hiding and trembling in his wank cave.

Some gems from the FB thread I wanted to make sure made their way onto here