random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Cope, seethe, and moisturize.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I'm plotting the liberation of America from the Lizards, also from the Irish.

 

[Pee Cola]

If someone ever leaves the world’s largest cake out in the rain, I bet Richard Harris would refuse to sing MacArthur Park out of respect. Or maybe just cause he’s dead.

 

[Table Country]

Sorry girls, it's Ken Boy Summer this year

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When you look at the relationship between Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and the sheer amount of violence they inflict upon one another, the only logical conclusion you can arrive at is that they are in fact a lesbian couple.

 

[Soycast Guy]

“I don’t get you man, or girl. I say man in a very non-gender specific way.”

-Troy Baker

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm about to have a god damn stroke.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Human rights is only a euphemism for girlcock appreciation anymore.

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I just wanted to grill.

so some of those hands have either been whitewashed or are in the hand equivalent of blackface. Shameful.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm also, pardon the term, jacked up and built like a linebacker.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Maybe I'm a freak, but these days, if I was a teenage girl, I'd get one of those USB endoscopes and look around. I mean, don't women have the curiosity to know what the hell the full story is?

You gotta have eggs before you can crack em. YWNBAW.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Knowledge is realizing that every older generation thinks the younger generation are a bunch of fucked up, mentally-ill weirdos. Wisdom is realizing that they are correct. It's all downhill from here. Millennials sucked, Zoomers are worse, the next batch are going to be more dumb, more terminally-online, and more riddled with meds. At the end of the day, there ain't shit you can do about it and giving a shit about it is a waste of time. That being said, everyone newer than me on Kiwi Farms is gay.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The rapes were diverse and interesting.

 

[I am vomit]

it has that "am hole" energy.

It's like he Photoshopoed the fox onto feet fetish pics, traced it,and then did shading blindfolded.

I’m no Carlin fan but you need to stop acting retarded.

that title is horseshit, because you're making me sound like a fucking pedophile with the wording.

does this youngling try to gnaw off his own balls during puberty, out of sheer desperation?

I would not want to be this man’s toilet

Pamperchu when will you settle down with an equally diaper loving partner

Can I sue for getting ads for single MILFs in my area? They're never a mile away and this shit is infuriating!

It actually blows my mind the psychological impact that pronouns not only have on the mind but, possibly also on the penis by way of making the penis confused about things

 

[Open Window Maniac]

BRAIN POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO ALTERS WITH AIDS

 

[Table Country]

When thinking of the Sequel Trilogy, all that comes to mind is that Creamy Sheev must have procreated somehow, so in my mind I see Palpatine sitting in a sleazy Space Motel Room with a cheap hooker, going "Execute Order 69".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Seeing Jesus would surprise anyone.

What is the fasces but a bunch of faggots?

This is the second worst thing a person can see in Berkeley. The first is a Cal football game.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Why do the fascists need to "train daily" to slaughter the marginalized? Feels like something you could pick up in a weekend.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't eat a Kazakhstan every day for breakfast

 

[Pissmaster]

Shut the fuck up and fuck off. We are tired of your bullshit and autism.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Yes the motherfucking completely ruined it but that was not expected.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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"This website was made possible.. should be changed to "My entire life is made possible by being a merchant of hate who grifts off the misery of others""