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[Return of the Freaker]

All quotes from acerthorn's erotica:

I was a monster cummer -- I've filled half gallong [sic] milk jugs by jacking off before -- so every part of her body from the nose down was covered in my special Alfredo sauce!

"Bitch, if you don't serve me some of that babymaking country gravy, I'll castrate you with a kitchen knife!"

She took her freshly-opened asshole and shoved it around my johnson, and started ass-fucking ME!

In one gulp, she devoured my entire wang.

She broke the lip lock (it was too kinky to be considered a kiss) and went down to my briefs. With one quick pull, she ripped them off, exposing my basilisk.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If the main character of a peice of media isn't a retard who shit posts on the Kiwi Farms I just can't relate to them.

 

[Blackhole]

if straights, gays, lesbians, and bisexuals are all repulsed by the idea of dating you, then maybe your genitals aren’t the problem.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Pokemon are trying to sexually enslave humans, though. None of them are good.....

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Leave it to a libtard roastie to humiliate her son for internet asspats. I've said it before, most liberals do not give a fuck about their children as people, only as ideas and trophies that they can use to pull rank on other people.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I paid a whore to molest my retarded kid. Here’s why that’s a Good thing

 

[Aunt Carol]

what the fuck's a man gonna know about titty jiggle accuracy?

 

[Cats]

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Reading comics in public about having sex with five year old children. #Justnormalkidthings

 

[Aunt Carol]

Does Islam allow you to marry a cartoon cat?

 

[Itspinklava]

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“and yes i know my areola are big”

 

[Meat Target]

I have no claim to African heritage.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Being a jackass online is worthy of scorn, but not legal intervention.

 

[Coelacanth]

someone once rated me dumb, and since that encounter my life has never known peace. the following day, snakes started manifesting in my house

 

[veri]

ATTENTION: LATEST 13 PAGES FROM THE FUNNY FOLDER

Spoiler: LULZ INSIDE

Nice catch OP. This Thread is for Fisherman ONLY. Can't wait to meet up at the Bass pro shop pyramid.

Sick carpet on the cameraman's rifle, very tactical.

God said Adam and Eve not Adam & Stinkditch.

Of course its one of my alogs from my thread namedropping me into there dumb gay ops. @CECA Loather I will never ask for your outlines and you should be ashamed of this dumb shit lol.

still waiting on jewsh to ban me again tbh. tho i think he understands that banning me is a L for him so he wont do it. so ima just shit up the place in the mean time.

Doing 10 hour coding streams to no audience does that to a man.

Fat fuck wants to kill himself cause his doctor told him he couldn't chop his dick unless he lost 32 pounds.

I mean this is clown world and the writers are on a sleepless amphetamine binge like that guy who wrote the lore for Morrowind so I wouldn’t be surprised

The only reason to take a baby to a steakhouse is to have the chef prepare a forbidden meal. Have we seen the kod since then?

It's like I'm really reading posts from the Beauty Parlor.

I disagree with making fun of Ralph's ugly baby, but I will defend to the death your right to mock an infant.

Nigga, you don't work! You have all the time in the world for video games! Even with all the traveling you can bring a laptop or a bing bing wahoo to play while you eat Burger King and drink all day in the hotel.

Nigga, why yo pussy look like a plumbus from Rick & Morty?

Have troons taken any normie subreddit threads? It would be hilarious if something like Live Stream Fails turned imto uwu spinner dress chat.

It makes me happy to know he’s reading the retarded shit I write about him putting barbecue sauce on his baby or his new house being a sleeping bag inside a porta potty.

He has no job
He has no friends
There's some posts he's gotta cleanse
He cooks hot pockets when he needs to
At 300lbs he's a big guy for you.
He does it for free
Receives no pay
Takes very seriously anyways
UH!

It's not a molestation station it's actually a 500 year old LLC

Tardski using Kino to describe things is how i imagine black people feel when white people use the N-word.

God I want to fuck that blobfish so bad!!

Are Antifa Assassins more or less dangerous than Bitcoin Bikers?

The autistic cannot smile properly. It's how you can tell they were created by Satan.

Only actual tough guys wear stickers letting everyone know they voted, child. The importance of wiping your ass or taking out the trash are just your stalker delusions again.

Two coke-heads arguing over lost money… who would’ve thought?

I don't think that's the weed bro I think that's your neurotic hebrew psychosis

He can't be that religious- the date in the upper left corner of the screen cap is Saturday, 18th of June.

Doxed based on a fridge magnet, his smash main, and the release date of a Monster flavor? Fuck, you guys are the epitome of pure weaponized autism.

Like sending pizza's to his house in the middle of the show. Maybe breaking into his house and replacing his protein powder with psyllium powder or his supplements with estrogen pills. Physically assaulting him in the street. Wait until a night he is drinking on stream, break into his house, rape him.

he regularly calls his local police to remind them of how internet-known he is.

Fellas, PLEASE, remember to wear a bra!

Dude, if a boatload of eurotrash illegally dumped themselves upon America's shores, I'd go volunteer to help force them back on the boat. Specifically because they're euros. Nothing is as smug, as degenerate, as contemptible as the Euro elite. America was founded on telling eurotrash to fuck off, and that is a tradition that should be embraced by all true Americans.

Looks like you could open a mayo jar with a welded lid.

"Mr. President, KiwiFarms has exposed Fatrick's mechanic alter ego, Torque Wheeler"

"I could taste Ronnie in this minced meat".
Restaurant owner Alfredo Gonzalo: shit how did he find out?

threatening to send a letter to a random dude's boss over shit like "Yeah, those definitely look like her dad's cabinets."

Hold that W, Ethan. Hold it like it's the last bottle of Maker's in Virginia.

"Let's see Paul's pepperoni."
"Look at that subtle brown colouring. The tasteful thickness of the meat. Oh my God, it even has bits of urban streetwear on the wrapping."

How are you the supremeautismo if you have zero autism?

First of all, fuck everyone in this thread for making me look up "was Superman really raped for nine months?"

One things the troons whine about is that terfs never mention the transmen. Well I see you, bitch.

"...and then they all rape Superman."

We brought your dad back to life in the form of a soda bottle lol.

Even worse, troon furries as well. I saw one of the coders of Skyrat have a german shepherd with bimbo lips set as their profile picture on Github, it was terrifying.

THIS LITERALLY THIS
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE
I FUCKING TRUST THE EXPERTS
I FUCKING LOVE STEM
AND NIGGERS ARE JUST LIKE ME BUT DARKER SKIN

kill your self you stupid NIGGERCATTLE tranny faggot. All your “scientists” and “experts” are Jews and leftoids who go in their places via nepotism and all their modern studies are memes and fake and gay and they just say whatever (((they))) pay them to say.. Also genetics confirmed race realism VIA genetic clusters you dumb cunt. Turns out the people for thousands of years talking about race were right and they weren’t just being lied to by their eyes and brains when they noticed people look different from them, have different skull shapes and act different even when raised in the same culture.

There once was a man named torque wheeler
Who wrote content but he was a stealer
He lied about cars
But hung around bars
You're too fat for this car, said the dealer.

Ralph moved into my house and we're getting drunk and having nerf wars and you faggots are absolutely seething.

"I told you dad I couldn't apply for a job today because I'm so sick. WA-HAAAGH!"

Feeling concealed and protected by the darkness is when cockroaches feel safe to expose themselves.

(2)Attending surgions and surgical nurses, wash hands thoroughly. (3) Start the anesthesia

Then tell this weird tranny to stop harassing me.

My favorite cybersecurity tranny is having a bad day at flight school

"I don't care about abortions because I'm becoming a warrior."
That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard, intentionally or otherwise, regarding abortions. All you niggers are sleeping; this is the true sigmatard grindset.

Holy shit shut the fuck up nigger. If I see one more of you retard schizos claiming that every single little autistic retarded low IQ move these low IQ autistic retard faggots do is some secret 40,000 billion D chess move giga kayfabe gayop conspiracy, I WILL show up at your front doors.

If this conversation was between two normal people it would've been a simple back and forth about being careful about what you post, with a rebuttal about remembering not to let internet strangers make you feel insecure about yourself, instead we got this scene of two egos crashing into each other at high speed.

The real tranny genocide was bathtub moonshine hormones all along.

Crowdsourcing anecdotal evidence is important in situations of consistent medical neglect.

(spoiler: I'm not in medicine, I'm a freaking poet)

I don't know what's more funny. autegynephilic pregnancy fetish or what kiwis don't know about enemas

in the next topic of SRS, there is also a lot of things that people using medicine should not do

The face of the troon is so deviant. He looks like he is about to rape someone... Is so unnerving.

His eyes say "Yes, someone is in there right now and I'm going in and do stuff."

All gender bathrooms are like rape stations if you think about it. They were designed for troons, especially MtF and they function like rape stations.

Tfw the height of your life is being able to go into a public bathroom.

I didn't read your post, it was too long. Have a moyai sticker.

Who cares? Why do you want to dox his family?? Go make a fondue or pet a dog or call your neighbor a fag

I don't give a shit if you have a cloaca in your pants. Just stop telling me about it.

See, Chris does deserve to die. This is proof.

puke on a picnic blanket looking ass nigga

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Fascism is when you can’t cut your dick off

 

[tehpope]

(this should be the sign over this section of the forum)

 

[My Name is Mud]

While replying to himself:

people like you hurt my brain your so stupid it is unreal.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Sheeeeit, even I know this, and I banned comic books from Pankot Palace back in 2007 for immorality.

 

[️ronic]

From @GENERAL MAO :

but he was a woman at this point wasn't he, the government gave him drugs to be a woman, he not a man anymore he can not be charged as a man, he is being charged as a woman.