random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PhoBingas]

Mutt and ogre are very different things, bud

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Who of QnA has sneeded and feeded the most cocks? (chickens) How many cocks have you sneeded and feeded?​

 

[I am vomit]

He has a sega genesis complex.

You can't tell the difference between a trans vagina and a cis vagina, get it together transphobe.

First you're all blowing up at Chris, now you're all blowing up at each other, let Chris blow himself up.

When was the last time you counted your chromosomes? Pretty sure you have some extras.

Ed a.k.a fucking freak and his "wrinkly - stretchy asymmetrical - smelly dick cheese" balls might not be willing to accept that wall of text. Maybe throw in a nigger or two next time you go for an apology. Give it that real Hyojin feel to it.

Sorry to bring up abortion but I have conditions where it's ok. Rape, incest, and chrischan

I hope he resurfaces soon. I will not be denied Troon Waco.

The first thing you saw when you watched that video was their dicks, yet somehow I’m the pedo.

He is a pedo but it's still funny.

A person that's both full of a shit and literally eats, loves the smell of shit and beats the shit out of people.
I did not have that on my bingo card unfortunately.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

“WHY AM I NOT PASSING?!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The coat hanger really adds that touch of class needed in an article about twerking to kill babies.

Substitute this for all the times she went to Apefrica and purchased another niglet and this hits different.

I meet him back in May, he's a little less fat now.

Is that some DALL-E image or a horrifying disease?

Hey now, spoiler that.

He sounds like a one man monkeypox outbreak.

I basically went “oh, cool” and ended the conversation after that. I never spoke to them again.

French nobles were guillotined for less decadence and pomposity than this.

I'm going to make an educated guess that they're furries or trans or both.

This is one of the worst non-murder videos I've seen and thought yall might want to see it.

 

[Lewisite]

I knew he was from Kiwifarms because every time I politely asked him not to rape me he yelled several racial slurs and slapped another sticker in the shape of a top hat onto my forehead.

A necrovagina is like the ultimate circumcision, if you think about it.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Imagine if Peter Pan were Peter Trans and wanted you to stay young forever with magic HRT. Twinkerbell and shit would be trying to take your kids away to never never reproduce.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/status/1554515281481027589 (archive.md)

"Did you know that LM developed a lot of the surveillance tech used by KF to gather information on targets. It's a fucking oroborous of shit"
https://twitter.com/snickeringsnack/status/1554480115341758464 (archive.md)

"Kiwifarms, practically ground zero for calling every queer person a pedophile"
https://twitter.com/bigbeandotgov/status/1554087779050700802 (archive.md)
https://twitter.com/bigbeandotgov/status/1554088076871360515 (archive.md)

>"you cant trust Kiwifarms as a source given their history of hurting minorities"

>Kiwifarms? Bad Working for the US goverment? also bad.
>The fact we're even HAVING this conversation just tells me they're fucking nutting over this whole thing.

 

[Hitman One]

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"The person who created this kiwifarms hopefully will be cast to hell in the Name of Jesus I pray".

 

[Jason Wynn]

"when I am an Admiral in the Army no one will care when I rape you"

 

[Blackhole]

someone once rated me dumb, and since that encounter my life has never known peace. the following day, snakes started manifesting in my house

did someone drop a fucking safe on your head or something?

why the fuck do we never see women doing this depraved shit? Show me one woman that wants to see men powered by his balls

"DAT NOT TWOO!!! China numbah wan in sektur, FROM TOP ON DOWN!!! In fact, me bet it U who have smaller penis, bitch!"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

kiwifarms painted a tunnel on the side of a brick wall and i crashed my car into it, very sad

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is autism above or below Puerto Rican on the progressive stack?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I try not to judge people by the color of their hair but by the content of their character.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'd agree. Buttsex at least has pleasure zones for men. Not gonna like, I've let a lady or two knock my prostate around with their fingers. But a ripped up, mutilated insideout shlong seems horrid and unlikely to be smashed without some type of pain. But they'd never admit that either

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What, you don't think cosplaying as a tranny Hacksaw Jim Duggan is non threatening?

@TreeFortRichardsTCell

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

When you reach your twenties and look back on posts like this, I hope you cringe at how naïve and self-important they sound.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Tumblr is unfortunately too annoying to archive properly but I once saw an epic catfight on there where some terfs turned on some girl for not being lesbian/sucking lesbian clit hard enough and it went on for thousands of notes, a doxing, and 2 entire calendar years.

terfs mark their territory by leaving behind pubes.

now excuse me while I take by bimbo pills so I can remain a slutty idiot, like all women.”

so I made my own version with tiddie skittles

pure munchie kino

"Heya, Champ! Dying sure hurts, doesn't it?"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Robin Hood is not an "Archer of legend". He's a thief. You took a thief and made him black.

Robin Hood only stole from the government, not 80 year old asian ladies.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

She consented you fucking idiot! You know Asian hookers are usually okay with that.