random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sprate Header]

He was raped...

Now he's pissed...

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The identity questions allow you to create a very unhealthy 69 year old North Korean tranny midget who has health insurance and knows how to use it, smokes 20 times a day, is Eastern Orthodox, is vegan, is pansexual(other), weighs 300 pounds, exercises 5 times a week, and comes from a long line of highly skilled high school drop outs. I am proud of my creation. I call them Steve Park.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO TROON OUT YOU LOW-EXPECTATION-HAVIN' MOTHERFUCKER

I thought this was a tranny sneakily trying to brag about how much sex they get, but no. It appears this man's rectum is genuinely filled with some unknown slime.

I have talked to people on this website that I am convinced have complete street level mental databases of which exact prejudice to apply to any situation.

this is apparently a safe space for stank puss spergery:

What would I have to gain from tricking you? Sick laughs? Trolling pleasure? What, do I live in my mom's basement? No, that would be completely juvenile!

It's only considered real a-log if it's from the Kiwifarms region - otherwise it's just sparkling stalker child

 

[JustSomeDong]

John is such an obvious troon that he isn't "clocked" so much as "Big Ben'd."

 

[Johnny Salami]

So the average IQ started dropping around when Chris Chan first appeared? Hmm.....

 

[AnOminous]

I posted my boobs. Then I did it 2 more times.

Some retard on Nick Rekieta's Locals.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

“I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog.”

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not a rapist, but if I was going to rape someone, I would remove their metal anti rape device.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Post a video with wrestling in the thumbnail, lose another 1000 subs. Being trans is hard uwu

 

[Table Country]

The bitch is always looking 3 different directions despite only having 2 eyes.

 

[volatile]

I HAVE A HUGE FUCKING VAGINA

 

[demicolon]

"Someone give this shit a scat tag. FFS. I like my pedo porn poop free."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Racism tastes good and keeps you alert.

 

[Meat Target]

Oonga Boonga I was promised quality hand axe. This is stomped soft stone from the sand wasteland not hard rock from the mountain, get out (retelling of the first persecution of God's chosen).

 

[Coelacanth]

Edit: It has come to my attention that this thread is titled Sex Toy General and not Snake toy general...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

he's called markiplier, top youtuber, and frankly isn't white as said in the tweet

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Q458V

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"aggravated homosexuality"

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is the fabled uncle who works at microsoft.

FAT. NO SEX. SIMPLE AS.

Mmm, how exquisite. Is this a 2007 vintage Internet Tough Guy I taste? Oh yes, there they are, the notes of "claiming to be a hacker" and "you're done kiddo." Excellent flavor, I'll buy a whole bottle.

You will all be arrested for felony mean words on the Internet. Consequences will never be the same. Please do enjoy.

Riding on the creds of being a human automaton in a call center from like 9 years ago. Very cool hacker man

Yeah, imagine being into something so obscure.

Now if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go read about Chantal's latest bowel movement.

just got deadnamed by my PC's file paths

The right answer is to laugh in their faces. Not answering anything, just laughter.

Troons get confused, annoyed and then feel sadness cause they know why they get laughed at.

Laughter = best antittroon medicine

 

[Rembrandt]

Good post (I'm also high right now).

 

[NoReturn]

And you don't Jack Off in the Eloise Room.

He was on the Attack on Titan subreddit looking for George Floyd memes, can't you read?