random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Ram Ranch is real, and someday I will find it.

 

[Spud]

if rapist gets raped in prison, that is not some 1-1 draw but rape winning 2-0.

 

[Romeo]

You can choke on a Ham Chinese sandwich you butthurt little buck broken bitch along with every last retard who would rather feel good than know what they are talking about.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

the fewer furry hyena dickgirl enthusiasts among the D&D playerbase, the better.

 

[Meiwaku]

Despite my username, I’m not a pedo

This is my fave L in the whole thread. It is a subtle one but absolutely hilarious to me that even this man’s purse got misgendered.

And of course "intersectional" means "repudiating common humanity".

Of all the sins that OP has committed, the one that's least forgivable is the double-posting. Jesus Christ, you dumb nigger, the edit button exists for a reason.

So America First is full of paedophiles? Maybe it is a real political party after all.

 

[Spud]

She is the character most likely to be disgusted by him.

She is also a cartoon horse.

 

[Meiwaku]

"Belgian. Barely human. Half french. Half dutch. All mistake"

From mad at the internet

 

[Osmosis Jones]

This may be useful. Getting a text. There is a missing nog larva rumored to be in your area. DO NOT RELAX!

 

[Betonhaus]

Just pick your favorite handful of slurs and start firing them off whenever people start getting obstinate at you, that’s the Kiwi Way.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I AM
NIGGER TOAST
AKA MEGATRON

Yes, girl, lose your mind! Babble yourself into irrelevancy and middle age!

Some of you niggers really won’t be happy until Null permanently locks this thread.

Thank you brave soldier; this is exactly the kind of nightmare-inducing content I'm looking for on this website.

As a person who hates other people,

The 4H disease: Homos, heroin addicts, hemophiliacs, and Haitians.

I miss the days of Worldstar hip hop, Liveleak and Bumfights when two retards beating eachother up wasn't politicized. I just want to watch a black lady get her weave snatched off her at the ghetto mart without people screeching about institutionalized racism.

Occam's razor tells me that the answer is: Munchausen's.

Has any lizard ever installed a fence backwards?

Someone got allergies? In the spring? Why clearly that's never happened before and they must have nuclear turbo Ebola Covid Aids and we must turn the country into a giant supermax prison immediately!

He's making all of humanity look bad. He's lowering the average IQ by a point or two and raising the average BMI by roughly ten million. That's how fat he is.

The fact that they think that these pictures are cute enough to post on Twitter tells me that they don't even see the problem.

Now, imagine this: some illiterate soybean dirt farmers from the fourth world are gang banging a woman and have managed to figure out the politics behind this whole familia structure when these high falooting NY honkies can't even decide on what to call themselves.

he fucked with the wrong gaggle of retards and now his life is crumbling.

If you're gonna be trans-Amish, ditch the electric wheelchair.

they want to feel anti establishment. And that doesn’t work if you have the same talking points as Disney and Starbucks.

I want to laugh at troons, not watch slapfights.

plus the perception that, in an ideal world, they wouldn't have to work, and could simply receive free HRT and anime porn, allowing them to hide in their troon caves in perpetuity.

 

[SentinentCloud]

I learned it when I was 21 and a black man invited me in his house to “show me something.” I thought he was going to try and sell me crack. Turns out he wanted to suck my dick.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If you're gonna be trans-Amish, ditch the electric wheelchair.

 

[Chongqing]

theres youre help bitch

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/5053081-333fc36d211be66db2c4ea95f0696547-jpg.5064337/

 

[Aunt Carol]

Some people just don't understand that Bible black came out 20 years ago and the surgeons aren't legally allowed to perform dark magic on their patients anymore.

I also wish I could be straddled to death by psycho supermodel soldiers.

Maybe the solution is to be less ass-blasted.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

My advice would have been to not chop off his dick, but it's a bit late for that.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

fuck poop, all my homies HATE poop -this was made by pissgang

 

[JustSomeDong]

Wow I haven't been called a bitchnigger in awhile now. Thanks for the info tho.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

the only strength Ian has is a broken cuckold’s spite. And that isn’t strength at all.

I'm just in awe, this is the first time in history that someone from Newgrounds has won a fight.

Watched a pirated stream and sent $25 USD to a local charity I like to support, which helps low-income, mentally-disabled children. Literally helping society wrangle impoverished tards.

I hate these people and their stupid little boxing matches. Gladiatorial death battles (for charity) or GTFO.

"Listen Chris, Anisa's feelings got hurt by Froggy so you're gonna have to take some brain damage for the team bud."

This isnt Anderson Silva's return to the octagon. Its a bunch of dweebs with minimal training taking out their frustrations on each other because they cant type out niggerfaggot in the comments on kiketube without getting the permab&.

I think she's mistaken 'youthful e-girl influencer' with "colourblind French mime'.

The spirit is willing to try and rape someone, but the flesh is weak and scared of jail.

it's like the relationship equivalent of cartel gore videos

 

[JelloJerk]

This event is a huge emotional release. It's awesome he cried on camera, it's human.

Am I a fan of my face here? No. I was just trying my best not to cry my lashes off. I was pushing my tongue in my mouth and look away try and stop tears. I’m happy, we are both happy. This year was a lot. Let men cry, stop making everything something it’s not.

-Anisa Jomha, in regards to a particular photo currently featured on the front page

 

[Hitman One]

Anyway: I frequent a tranny subreddit