random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[AGP]

I couldn't live any longer without a penis in my body

 

[Skitarii]

The only "bad ass" Biden has is a shit filled diaper

 

[frozen_runner]

You're a nigger, Harry!

What is with all these Eastern Euro mass shootings? Is the EU pissed that they aren’t gay enough?

• Haveing diarrhea
• Being gay
• And retarded

The niggerchlorian levels are off the chart in this situation.

You will never be a real male incel. You have no double digit kill count, you have no manifesto, you have no penis. Etc. etc.

The death of whitey will trigger the dead man's switch in Yakub's ancient vaults, unleashing the secret Honky 2.0 race upon the world.

Happy New Year. I feel violated.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

They should've shut you down for being a bunch of nerds, not because it's satanic

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This thread is gonna have more suicides behind it than everything else on the site.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sweet summer child, you need a starter class in racism.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We must build a force, storm his hideout and save those lolis!

It has Saints Row 2022 in it, for fuck's sake.

let's say hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you hook someone up to one of those Chinese cock milking machines and just leave it on forever, will that person die? Let's also say while it's happening their having viagra constantly pumped into their body

 

[Lithuophile]

I saw this phrase and immediately assumed that we'd be dealing with a landwhale that consumes 1/10th of Uganda's annual food production.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tickling your nephews butthole isn't protecting them in any way whatsoever... in fact it's doing the opposite

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Yeah well my eyes are comfortable staring at your ass.

 

[Meat Target]

Christian Chandler went to town riding on his mother,
But one time they hit a bump he got a baby brother.

"THERE ARE NIGGERS IN MY BRAIN! "

 

[Lithuophile]

Voices compel me to behead things too.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It would be like if you made a show claiming to be a continuation of the 1987 Ninja Turtles, but the first episode had Shredder feeling up April's breasts.

Hark the Loli angels sing
Glory to the Shota King
Piece of ass is nice and mild
Girls and bare breasts reconciled....

This guy's a fountain of random.txt

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Yes we rape and eat dogs, and also there is a rollercoaster for the Uyghers into the ovens. Before we make their skin into sofas.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I want Cobes to get laid so bad it’s unreal.

 

[Tablet County]

Anyway I SAW Dirty Dog throw a coronavirus at Cool Cat. Double checkmate sweaties

One pees in coke
One leaves you broke

Who will win
Who will lose

This time on
CHINKS
VERSUS
JEWS!!

Sundays @ 4 pm EST/3 pm CST

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He means opening the dog's mouth and sticking your tongue inside

Neo Geo autism is out of my league.

Women like this have gaping pits in their souls that nothing can ever fill. Well, a family would, but you know a chick like this isn't about to do her biological duty.

 

[Tablet County]

youre a goddamn liar pooners are funny goddamnit. theres this one that comes into the gym he looks like wesker but like 5 foot lmfao

Dunning Kruger exists as an illustration that people don’t recognize intelligence greater than their own. If you think all people of x group are dumb, that’s a self condemnation.

Hungarians are the master race. That's why it is hung-arian-s. Coincidence? I think not!

Hung - Chinese surname most often spelled 洪
Arian - Followers of heretic Arius

Chink alert, chink alert!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

How did this flabby fat fuck not get beaten and robbed in a foreign country?

My dick DOES work without Viagra stalker, enjoy prison!

 

[Gentlebastard]

I suppose we all have our different experiences with the horror of human depravity.

“The asshole is not made to have sex with”

YOU DONT SAY?!?

What a dumb bitch, your Amish wife who gives you head whenever you ask is so much better.

just look at how tall he isn't compared to everyone else

And stop impersonating used grease bins behind Whataburger. The owners pay for that grease and you're scaring the kids that work there.

Fat is the essence of his human flesh. There is no humanity left inside, only Wendigo.

This guy I knew went from looking like a youthful average guy in his 20s to looking like a drugged up grandma prostitute all in the span of a couple years.

Turns out people who marry cartoons are more self aware than your average redditor.

some retard chillin' in da club or a coomer searching on the online for the cheapest ho risks getting sucked off in the dark by a hpv-infected elderly pederast in a minidress

When we shit on troons, the total happiness in the world increases.

How did this flabby fat fuck not get beaten and robbed in a foreign country? Could he possibly look more like an American tourist?