random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DrNow]

i cant full erection cause its many people there.mp4

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

"This is not...skibidi toilet" Jersh says, his voice full of wistful disappointment...

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

hope that dumb chicken rapist is also dead

biracial children that fall out of her snatch like dust mites

 

[Rotollo 2]

I love how big his ass is.

 

[MrJokerRager]

No Iranian ever called me a Nazi, and no Houthi has ever called me a CHUD.

Update for the modern conflicts, with respects to Ali.

Now, I know we've told you we hate your guts for being white and male, you rapists, but we're gonna need you to go die for Israel, mmmkay? If you'd just sign up like you used to and come be cannon fodder for globohomo, that'd be FANTASTIC.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You don’t get to act condescending about this. You are the sediment at the bottom of the dating pool.

this is just like the time he tried to pretend Pickle Rick was some wildly genius and subversive content, years after it happened. "If you know, you know!"

Though if anybody checks out my posts in the thread, most of my takes have been horribly off the mark, so who the hell knows where this is going.

It is yew who doesn't no the write way two right, stalker. Enjoy grammer school.

He also has calculator forum past like my personal lolcow

Who can forget "that retarded, fat 'scifi author' on twitter."

Truly, a legacy he can be proud of.

Maybe the real anarcho-communist commune was the kiwi farmers we met along the way.

I haven't been this mad at a troon's shenanigans in a long while, that's saying something considering the level of lunacy on display here on a daily basis.

like a Jurassic Park movie where the geneticists decide that playing god is wrong and instead open a Vietnamese Pot-Bellied pig petting zoo

From what I gather the penile-preserving vaginoplasty also needs a castration. So now he's got a cock that doesn't work and a pseudo-vagina that doesn't work, and has to take testosterone to make up for his missing testicles. Make it make sense.

my god you cannot bluff that you provide for your family with commissions and then post art like that

Not to get all boomer but kids this fundamentally retarded should not have unsupervised access to the internet.

"there needs to be a place these people can be sent to learn how to be adults by court order"

Imagine being so hopelessly incompetent at making life decisions that you ask reddit for legal advice.

They’re actually enjoying this, aren’t they? They’re fapping themselves silly imagining this Day of the Rope that will happen the very moment Trump gets into office. Delirious with excitement at the prospect of facing actual oppression.

 

[Finger Pistols]

He's a suicide baiter not a suicide doer, imo.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's as if you're some kind of "facts and logic" religion AI that doesn't comprehend basic human interactions.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Nothing repels American doctors quite like saying you need the vagina stitches you got in Bangkok removed.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Or he's dropping it this early so he won't have to talk about whale penis later.

I was also a tard doing letters and numbers in first grade, and I am not so retarded I receive a check for it or anything.

This is now an abortion thread

You use TikTok recreationally; this is bound to happen.

What is it with chess players and anal beads?

Sorry you can only impregnate the belligerent ftm jewish rat.

Cheekiness is anathema when you're talking about serious business in the serious debates subforum.

How can viruses be real if our eyes aren't real

Damn, I didn't know this was a thread about your masturbation preferences.

I'm pretty sure Raptor is a poor Southern white, not a Jew.

I can see why they were, the hebephiles were kind of in full sperg mode in that thread.

Hitler is super kawaii! ^_^

Why are there over 30 pages on this one user? Are people really this butthurt about abortion?

Am a spaz on a bike, too young for an adult tricycle.

I think alcoholics, homeless people, fedsmoker and chris chan exist bro...

Rape doujins are supposed to be fun

Like a sexually degenerate f.lux?

Peewee's Big Sexual Adventure staring some rundown crack whore!

Remember to always eat your vegetables so that you can grow up to be big and strong, otherwise Bill Gates will cut your penis off!

who the fuck wants to see Megaman naked?

So it's two ex reality show contestants arguing about whether cousinfucking counts as incest.

Truly, a more American story you would be hard pressed to find.

If being gay was a choice, I'd be slurpin' tadpoles all day and night.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I'M MENTALLY DISABLED. NOT STUPID.

I'M GOING TO DMCA YOU IF YOU DO NOT FUCKING STOP.
THE ENTIRE REASON I HAVE DRAMA IS TAKING ART THAT ISN'T MINE THAT IS NOT WHAT I DID.

I'M GOING TO MESSAGE NULL; THIS ARTWORK BELONGS TO ME .

STOP.

THE DRAMA HAS TO END.

JUST STOP.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I hate Israel but I also hate talking about irrelevant overseas holy wars in American schools.
Why piss a bunch of kids and their parents off for literally zero reason? They have college for that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You either get a small penis with a stable household or a large penis and sub-600 credit.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Yes, people instinctively seek out others with common interests. In this case it's rape, grape soda, and fried chicken.

 

[Tablet County]

It's a bunch of modern Pharisees doing off-Broadway productions of "Christianity: The Musical!"

This... entity is thread-worthy

These posts are unrelated to the above one.

her mouth looks like the cloaca of a chicken

She looks like a 3D printout of some child's drawing of an adult

She's interesting looking.

The eternal Godfather of Soul, James Brown. With his utter funkylicious rhythmic subdivision of the 8 to the 16, he did lay down a tasty beat to create their bodies, but he doth pierce the airs with his unbridled cries to the heavens to give them brothers soul.

You are guilty of felony haunting, spirit. Wait for the proton pack.

 

[MrJokerRager]

But I don't hate Jews, I'm just sick of them whining about the Holocaust, they sound like the niggers still whining about slavery.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Hey guys, i just uncovered something huge.
Please sit down for this one, I don't want you to get hurt.
I just heard, get this, Liz-Fong Jones is a MAN!

 

[Brain Power]

I'm learning so much about the human body from anus.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Give it up dude, you will never get to sample the Keffals bussy. You’re a farmer. Your only crop is incellium - and you’re reaping a bumper harvest with this post!!

 

[Dr. Butt]

So we're spoilering math but leaving the weird sex stuff huh