random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Wisdom for the ages:

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muh "consent" go fuck yourself with that rhetoric... people like you are why the youth don't date anymore

 

[Tablet County]

And... Doxed because hash browns.

 

[Skitarii]

No peace is just a warning of what will be the inevitable result of no work and no taxes which are both caused by no pussy.

This MF started asking himself whether or not dogs can consent the second he blocked the light of Jesus out of his life.

total Christian victory, pagans once again proven to be addicted to furry porn

 

[King Kiwi]

Please allow me to change my Avatar. It's been six years.

 

[Tablet County]

There's something deeply funny about a halal being derailed with an argument about eating pork.

"No cat has ever called me a Nigger"

 

[Rotollo 2]

I speak fluent retard

 

[Pedophobe]

The lack of self-awareness is almost inspirational.

autism is a gift and a curse

And on that day, the world will change. Probably not for the better, but it'll change.

United, we sneed!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Is it just me or does she look she has 46 1/2 chromosomes? Not like full downie, but most of the way there.

this calls for a cold beer and Monday Pizza with real Serbian™ cheese

hear that? it's the sound of screeching trannies and seething blackpillers. beautiful, isn't it?

Fatrick and MovieBlob should have a competitive diabetes contest. It would be the only way either of them could defeat an opponent irl.

She chose this. She made her bed, now she has to watch Jr. fuck dudes in it.

Also he seems to have found out about my project to manifest a living tulpa fatrick I can use as a sex slave

Semen is C A R N I V O R E, Mom.

>"hive of scum and villainy"
While i appreciate Jesse's objectivity there are people here doing good things

Yes, but have you seen the vtuber thread?

Uganda just passed its latest anti-homosexuality law last year, implementing the death penalty for 'aggravated' (?) homosexuality. Not sure if that just means bumming the guy with an angry face or what, but apparently it warrants execution.

It is my dream to see Mr Moon go to Washington, sit before the most powerful judges in the land, and calmly explain to Clarence Thomas why it is a moral, legal and dare I say spiritual imperative to turn that 41% into 100%>
It should be your dream too.

Texas Roadhouse hasn't had peanuts since covid(never forget what they took from us).

Why is access to white people considered some universal human right? What's wrong with your own ethnicity? No successful society to leech off?

You aren't supposed to be stupid enough to believe your own side's propaganda.

 

[Haffhart]

Edit: Hold up, how in the fuck can you go into a room and catch the smell of a rotting corpse and think "Hmm, must be my feet!"?

Like, what?

 

[Skitarii]

Simps and pick-mes are gonna inherit the earth

 

[Tablet County]

1) If you're hungry, eat animal (Preferably after appropriate preparation).
2) Don't stick your dick into animal. Ever.

Gaze upon the majesty of my e-penis and despair.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Do you really want syphilis from a sociopathic thot?

Is she hot?

Not to get off topic, but if you're going to get syphilis, it would be best to get it from a medical professional.

the last one is the best

 

[Harm]

Greer-Bros, it is so ordered…
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[Useful_Mistake]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17999669

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Countercountercounterpoint: Your account is less than 4 years old, and you have over 33 thousand messages, which is tremendously gay.

Gaze upon the majesty of my e-penis and despair.

 

[Cougar Pump]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-18000018

 

[Harm]

"I'm a fucking retard your honor! I'm so retarded I did not know how things work! Now here is me, the poor retard, filing a cited Rule 60 motion for excusable neglect! So retarded!"

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Cry Sneed, and let loose the slobbermutts of total retard war!

 

[Feline Supremacist]

One eye looks at you while the other eye searches for Jewish ass to eat

 

[Aunt Carol]

The universe provides cats. It's one of the only things it's good for.

Chocodiles are dead? FUCK!