random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

I may be a mentally unhinged retard, but at least I can say I've never made death threats over internet stickers.

which led to the guy who had gotten attached to her trying to guilt trip her into staying in America by doing CWC impressions.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Than fucking leave Mr. Joined 48 Hours Ago.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nigger I can fuck everywhere.
Just let me have stay with the swedish female swimming team and I'll show you

Karma, the old bitch, has struck again.

having to deal with the police showing up on a fairly is far more traumatic than being murdered

That's the face that screams "don't stick your dick in crazy".

New frontiers of transphobia.

I’m not a woman, but I’ve seen enough naked women to know that there’s something very wrong here. I’m going to go gouge my eyes out now.

YOUR BOYFRIENDS ALL SEE YOU AS MEN. YOU TALK ABOUT THEM SUCKING YOUR DICK AND STILL SEEING YOU AS WOMEN. LOL NO

(PL: I used to think I could spot bipolar people by how they smell, but now I think what I pick up is how the meds effect their sweat.)

Why should I listen to a faggot who's into lolicon horsecock porn?

Win condition: there is no win condition, there is no winning, everyone has already lost by default.

That's the face that screams "don't stick your dick in crazy".

Even more importantly, don't stick your dick up crazy's ass

If you paint her green flying monkeys will come to her.

The Last Supper was carnivore in substance even if leaning keto in accidents due to transubstantiation.

 

[Laburnum]

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

The fuck are "AR-15 rounds"??

fully semi automatic bullets that break the sound barrier by travelling five times as fast as any other bullet. they are computer guided to target the nearest black teenager who was just about to graduate high school and enter medical college. once the bullet enters their body it pulverizes their bones and shatters their internal organs

 

[vomitusdeux]

"I'm a guy"

Clearly.
We can tell by the tits and the birthing hips.

That's an ovary shrivel right there.

BLM Diaperfur art is back

im speaking for the pedophile

based furry brap hog enjoyer

some people want to watch the world burn others want to make streamers see their brap porn.

You had me at transphobic bigot.

Forcing innocent people to participating in your fucked up fetish so you can coom is very tranny-coded

My man got it wet inside the neovag and went full on septic.

the cave ghosts typed this, do not trust this user

Whoever did the stuff for the intro has an autism voice and sounds like they're eating the mic.

That Sailor Moon sequel is wild

I didn't have "giraffe get's circumcised" on my bingo card. I'm glad it went well, giraffes are cool.

glad to read this and not end up with " we could not save his dong, now it's gone."

Americans are so jewpilled that they need to be reminded what a foreskin is.

No, stalker, I did not have "reconstructive plastic surgery" performed on my penis. And no, child, the "mystery negro child pepperoni meat" was not used in this procedure, those are just your delusions again. Enjoy prison.

what's the point of anime if it doesn't make you cum

I feel like this mutual cocksucking gif is an elegant metaphor for several communities and cow crossovers discussed on the Farms.

seeing some frail women coerced into sex and degradation by a gang of Chernobyl exposure victims should trigger something in you if you're not a lunatic.

>monsieur Bogdanoff. Game got datamined with 4k support
They datamined?
Dump ze vivian tranny translation on kiwifarms.

Jannies, perform bottom surgery on this nigga

Good job.

Did you see Barb's corpse in the window?

Tried to dox my cats but typoed the area code, accidentally dox'd an innocent family cat instead.

he really did yell at them about the nigger towers

Chris has a drivers license, a bank account, pays bills, and has been to fucking jail. But you think it's illegal for him to....live in some house because he has autism? Do YOU have autism?

IDK who this tranny is, but they look british. They deserve the death penalty.

fully semi automatic bullets that break the sound barrier by travelling five times as fast as any other bullet. they are computer guided to target the nearest black teenager who was just about to graduate high school and enter medical college. once the bullet enters their body it pulverizes their bones and shatters their internal organs

 

[GunCar Gary]

When I got the boner...I felt bad


Babe I'm neg

I'll never forget the time my dad saw I bought a vore pride flag as a joke and started having a meltdown

Someone just made fucking art of me and my mom yiffing and sent it to her

DONT FUCKING DO THIS

my dad financially cut me off because I went to a furry convention

Caden then revealed his debit card that has his fursona on it.

The fact that someone made a wojak about me getting DISOWNED is insane

Ryan's idea of women's clothing. A sweater that is 4 sizes too small for him, and which shows his gunt.

Caden later claimed that his mother and grandparents are furries.

All other twitter posts are some furfag saying "Zoos are bad" but then they shit on a plate, disgusting.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Does it even count as a dox if you use the same username on Facebook, on Twitter, and on that one 4chan thread where you degraded yourself for $50?

 

[Meat Target]

You could straight up use those in a DARE poster.

RE:

If they want to make this place the Elders of Zion-Lolcows so be it.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick's shower calls to Null are going to be drastically different after this.

ANIME SUCKS COPE AND SNEED

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

and here I was bored all day. Thank you cocaine!

 

[Kheapathic]

Pretty much. Have you ever had a cat steal and hock your stereo for drug bucks?

 

[Meat Target]

It's like I always say, if you want to be an internet famous celebrity and upset a bunch of unsocialised weirdos who know where you live, you have to start keeping your drugs hidden up inside your asshole at all times.

When will people learn?

 

[Pedophobe]

The internet is the place you go to get confirmation and affirmation of your intellectual and persuasive powers.

This is anime's fault.

It is quite based when you think about it. Glad to be a part of it.

 

[glass_houses]

God damn I have never seen a corpse worth so much more than the man.

Honestly I'm starting to think that nigger fatigue might be terminal.

I hope the biopic also finally reveals where the twenty bazillion million dollars of donations went.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I watched all 151 episodes of Bluey and I believe some aspects of this show is car propaganda in disguise as a wholesome kids show.

(source)

 

[Pedophobe]

Welcome to the club of mind-blasted former idealists who encountered reality and got blackpilled.

 

[frozen_runner]

Don't fucking your first cousin, not even in Canada.

When black men go woke, penis get slammed into their anus.

At least if you set your money on fire you can keep warm and make smores.

Shinzo Abe - told people to breed -- shot dead.

Adolf Hitler - did nothing wrong -- shot dead.

For God so loved the world, that he gave us anime titties

I'm gonna back up my hard drive so hard onto the cloud Oh my God I'm backing everything up to the cloud I'm not even have a physical backup gonna back up

First they ignore Kiwi Farms.
Then they laugh at Kiwi Farms.
Then they fight Kiwi Farms.
Then Kiwi Farms wins.

Nein nein do not lick the poopenfarten schweinhund - you'll get it dirty

I enjoy spoiling shows and then antagonizing my coworkers into fist fights. I’ve helped my boss fire like 8 niggers this way.

There's a world beyond the internet

David Cronenberg was one of the only unironically good things to come out of Canada.

If you get a brain chip installed for no real reason you kindof deserve to wake up sucking dick

"I was raped by my uncle"
"DON'T BE TRANSPHOBIC TIM! YOU WERE RAPED BY YOUR AUNT!"

Oh no I pooned too close to the sun.

I'll bet the Republicans did this.

The next hitler is going to be some poor Hispanic kid who just wanted to play football with his pals at school and do maths and was humiliated by the entire staff and student body for opposing the rainbow mafia.

I was lonely before I put on the tinfoil hat

The only thing I know about New Jersey is Chris Christie is fat and I would not sleep with him.

TOTAL MOO VICTORY

The best thing about the anthrax scare is that it enticed me to give up cocaine.

Your butthurt is my joy, games urinalist.

i hate nigger music. i hate nigger music. I HATE NIGGER MUSIC.

 

[Chromeo]

FUCK YOUR BINGO I'M NOT TAKING A SHOWER

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I go to bed in an hour and a half. Any of these niggers who want to get the grift in early need to get to gettin.