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[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

The blackest possible gorilla ape nigger NO ALPHABET not even numerals banana munching porch dwelling jiggaboo put out a subsequent video in which they (don't want to assume gender because it might offend) correctly point out that HoloLive EN Amelia Watson's facedoxxx is just up on youtube for everyone to see.

 

[Tablet County]

The Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings turned Japanese people into pudding for the consumption of Dr. Phil.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If I wanted to deal with fat autists, well, I'm already on the Farms.

Not a female, just a faggot.

>tfw no big tiddy retard gf
Why even live?

RIP Jack Scalfani who died during the FDAs raid of his house, forever known as TACO Siege.

there does come a point where all the old fat faggot (with bitch tits) jokes and nikkki getting pooted into by the urban demographic quips and my light hearted sexual assault fantasies about me buttfucking him into the asphalt and other such tomfoolery stops being enjoyable because you remember just how much of a pathetic and despicable sack of shit he is as a person

I have yet to meet a single person who plays Stellaris who isn't a diagnosed autist

Guilty as charged. It's a top tier sperg game.

Powerword: Sir

 

[vomitusdeux]

His whole vibe is someone who uses the Bechdel test to grade snuff films.

Is it so bad I wanted to help him lose weight and not be such an idiot? Hell I even tried to offer unbaptism to him to free himself from the cult of sky daddy.

"jealous satanic troon shits up deathfat thread" wasn't what I had in mind for this fine Memorial Day, but it's a good distraction while I wait for the BBQ.

and no i'm not willing to accept "he gives me the ick so he must have the girl dick" you people smell cock everywhere

Ma'am the reason you cannot get a goth lesbian GF is because you have a penis.

Who the fuck cares that I’m mtf and hate ftms? Also that stupid brony video is irrelevant. Also that’s not my twitter and I don’t “skinwalk”.
I dunno why you guys are going after me. This is a hatin on fatty thread, not bout me.

I’m here to see which stinkditch goes wrong first, his or his house’s.

"we also like roman noodles and female dragons who stand up to go pee in the toilet if you know Dragonia you know" is not a sentence I could ever have imagined.

I don't recall meeting a single tranny in the Deus Ex fanbase

Prime Video and Mating Press

How the fuck do you get manipulated by a man with autism and cerebal palsy? AND AIDS?

At this point I'm convinced every apartment in Ukraine is housing at least one person with a swastika tattoo.

Y'all gonna make that behemoth chimp out, and she's going to destroy her computer desk. Not that it isn't totally fucked already...

Ability to say nigger has a trickle down effect on freedom.

Abused animals, coom caked in shit that has been cooking inside diaper in 30 Celsius heat, tears, sweat and cope.

Progress Report: I'm still better than you for not being into incest.

These no good dirty journos are forcing me to commit major thought crimes...

You sure we're talking about Jesus, not Gork and Mork?

Guys I promise your penis is fine the way it is

he should speedrun it while refusing to clean his yellow-stained bedsheets, for old time's sake

Women of Calories.

The internet is phasing jpg out with the superior webp. This means digital black people are going to look more black now?

If demons are real, Magichan is probably a realistic being too.

It infuriates the cubfur that the ragebait backfired

What would Null do with the Medallion? I think the demon would be kind to Josh and punish him by becoming a gym rat, taking TREN, and fucking fat chicks.

Virgie is a natal woman who was just born that ugly you could call it a tragedy and it would be an understatement.

But I want to give him 2 to 3 more retarded brothers as I bust into the Adam's Momussy

let’s inject a violent mental patient with testosterone

At least it's Japanese woman sweat so it'll smell like a sakura blossom versus a western woman that will smell like birth control and hot chips. Still gross, though.

Armpitfaggots, this is your mindset

At least make it something erotic, not feet and armpits like some kind of retard.

Even the most unfunny Garfield is better than DAE GOD SMOKES WEED LMAO 420BLAZEIT X333333333

We did it lads! A round of vagina liquor for everyone!

Did this retard get his law degree from a Crackerjack box? Did he buy it from a diploma mill?

So then, what about a tail plug?

If you don't know what that is, good.

Looks like a redheaded 12 year old redneck bully from some kid's movie.

I need to know more about his washin machine fetish. How do you even develop such a fetish? How does he relieve the horny?

Nigga, you firebombed 90% of the country in one night. Riceballs with sweat is tame in comparison.

I say nigger online.
Im somewhat of a cybercriminal myself.

 

[Asian tech support]

Imagine being completely undone by reading "anime sucks... cope and sneed" repeatedly. Like saying "beetlejuice" three times.

 

[Meat Target]

All's I know is, you ain't getting me to take my shoes off and squat on the rubber floor of no Deathcocoon even if there is a bus full of orphans trapped at the bottom of the sea floor ah hell naw fuck you rich niggas.

 

[Tablet County]

There isn't a "machine gun ban". There is a requirement that you not be a broke nigger and that you get a Federal Firearms License.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A BALLDO

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

You better start believing in Happenings. You're in one.

Fellers we've seen Dear John and gosh dern it's time for John Deere, hooooooooweeee we gon reap us a harvest of them law folks.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

We did it guys! KF is the MLK Jr Blvd. of the Internet!

 

[doodoocaca]

(Who knows, if these pooners get old, maybe they'll find social justice lectures comforting.)

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Rekieta making fun of null for being a feeder while his kids are starving is pretty kino

 

[Gog & Magog]

While i rate all albanians below human i rate macedonians the lowest. Fucking albos who pretend to be greek, when greeks are already turks, desperately pretending to be italians.

There's simply no good reason for anyone to be Albanian nowadays.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

How one even begins to un-fuck this situation in general would be almost incomprehensibly daunting.

this has only happened so far to people who put on ILLEGITIMATE sonichu medallions
now what does that tell us

I would open up bottles of cleaning products and mix them in a bowl together for the lols.

Prerequisite of becoming a Kiwi Farms user is being a little piece of shit menace when you were a child.

I think I may need to take a break from Nick for a little, I’m actually starting to get triggered and I didn’t even know that was real thing.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

God bless our US soldiers who fought so that pedophile Satanists could erect statues of Baphomet in our state capitols and so that gays could force our embassies to fly sodomy-supporting flags .

 

[GunCar Gary]

ALL YOU AND THIS WEBSITE ARE IS BULLIES

 

[Abimelech]

Your pathological fixation on Catholics led you to become obsessed with me and trawl through my profile. It isn't my fault you have such deep-seated issues.
Enjoy your incoming pink triangle, stalker.

 

[Tablet County]

This went into someone's ass

We are using the power of government to shitpost to new heights.

One day you're making fun of the farms for losing an appeal, the next kiwis are crowd sourcing bodycam footage of your crack shack. Life comes at ya fast.

How does one turn "an entire apple pie vomited onto the hallway floor" into a xenforo style sheet?

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

This is, by far, the nicest hate site on the Internet.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

This is, by far, the nicest hate site on the Internet.

edit: ninja'd ffs...

 

[IamnottheNSA]

It's feeling like a carnival atmosphere, but a carnival where every attraction is piles of roadkill, photos of car crash victims, or candid pictures of your parents having sex and doing drugs.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Balldo Man
Balldo Man
Can he do what a human can?
No he can't!
He's a dude
Who can't even feed his children food!
OH YEEEEEEAH THE AMAZING BALLDO MAN!