random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Well you know that old saying:
“Never interrupt a faggot when he is being a retard.”

 

[Tablet County]

You're a fat woman who masturbates to gay men eating each other and the sight of an anime girl in a bikini is like sunlight to a vampire. You must die for the pure sun world to exist.

having money is not jewish you are just poor

 

[Sawamura Simp]

DEPORT ALL H1-B
ENFORCE BANK NEUTRALITY

FUCK

Please try not to stroke out while typing. It makes figuring out what you mean a little difficult.

You expect retard faggots who use Transformer logos and little anime girls on political protest signs to actually know what’s Orwellian or not?

I hope Carrot in Chief does something about it or I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'M GONNA FUCK A DUDE

Fuck penguins, they're black AND white. Pick a side, traitors.

 

[Pedophobe]

Profile post by @Zorgulon

Ironic that for someone with a kiwi farms account I lacked the self awareness to realize I myself was a lolcow.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Disgusting harlot.
You should be ashamed, posting such filth on a Christian website.

We'll actually deport them all to Madagascar this time around.

Not nice. What have the lemurs ever done to you?

You know, I was being facetious thinking I was exaggerating things, but here we are.

in a reasonable society you would just tell them "learn english then come back you fucking nigger retard no means no" and fucking ban them

 

[Tablet County]

Sell the foster mom to Saudi Arabia for some Yeezys

You're calling anything with bread in it a sandwich because you're so desperate to not be owned by a Jew

Thanks btw. Now I'm paranoid AND hungry.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

All of these women keep threatening to send their cock for some reason.

My son is half black because my wife ate a Mr Beast Presents Feastables while pregnant.

This was the worst attempt I've ever seen at conversion to Catholicism . So much so that I'm 100% convinced you're a pants shitting autistic or a Protestant and I'm not entirely sure which is worse.

She is simply not in the correct state of mind/body/soul (pants shitting = you are of a cursed seed) to be considering anything vocation wise IMO, which is why I prescribe talking to a merimongrel Priest; the Dogma shines through the muttness.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

There is no avoiding Gordo's Law if you ever enter the degenerate semen-tainted waters of Vtuber lolicons.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm not actually a Jewish toad, I just play one on the internet.

I'm already cracking open the papyri to summon god's chosen legal expert.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
IT'S A HELL OF A PLACE!
THEY'LL RAPE YOUR CORPSE WHILE THE RATS EAT YOUR FACE!
NEW YORK NEW YOOOORRRKKK

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

*other guy chimes in* "TAKE YOUR MEXICANS BACK!"

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

But they did get to know each other quite intimately.

if you know, you know...

 

[neger psykolog]

I want to ventilate IT indians

Oh wait, "venting" thread, not ventilating thread, my bad g

 

[vomitusdeux]

He's like a hindu, the turd splotch is his red dot.

he seems to be bothering some dude with a handlebar mustache and getting notified for images of children.

If a giant, retarded manbaby screams in a group home and no one is around to record it, does it truly make a sound?

If that looks better than the crotch? Then I don't even want to imagine.

the fact that he's constantly going to the bathroom and is basically able shit himself as a fucking defense mechanism like hes some sort of retarded pokemon is concerning enough.

He can wipe his youtube, but not his ass.

This is the nintendo version of G.G. Allin funeral.

These are some real bad neo-nazis if they're grieving a guy named Abdulaziz next to a guy named Juan and a bunch of black dudes in Jew York City.

Update: Googling "Pampers diapers Fluttershy" was a horrible idea, do NOT attempt this.

This nigga never had a shared touhou futanari gooning shesh and it shows.

This is what happens when you spurn your waifu to e-date, she falls into the hands of a Greek insect-fetishist

Yeah but how old was that console, huuuh? These sick fucks all go after literal newborns when a christmas cake Atari is right there!

Whypepo don even water fry they chicken. Shieeet

So, are the Touhou futas and insects here in the room with us or not?

Honestly I'm just thankful that you're getting off to a real woman's ass

Niggers need to start carrying a Pajeet be good stick.

But I am more white than you, you look Gypsy. I am blond hair. Blond hair I have you Gypsy.
That means that someone fucked your mother that is Tourkish, but your father is not. Your mother is a goat and she got fucked by someone.
You are weak sperm, you are weak sperm. This is the strong sperm, this the Greek God ogey, Greek God.

if you check the wiki it links to the first dead baby dress up game.

who the fuck in their right mind finds a supposed rabbit hole of honest to God CSAM connected to one of the biggest indie game developers ever and immediately thinks "hmm, I should let everyone know I have a SoundCloud while I'm at it."???

dead baby enthusiast is a job title I didn't even know existed until now

"Sure, I loved those references to dead babies, aborted fetuses, genetic defects, mutilation, disease and murder... until now!"

"YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS THE TWISTED JUGGALO DEMON JIZZ WIZARD OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE"

Note to self: Don't hire Dominicans to fix the roof.

i miss when milk got filtered to tard cum

The absolute worst way to recommend something to someone is during a rape.

 

[Towoman]

In hindsight, Sozjak threatening rape was perhaps not such a good idea.

 

[Tablet County]

The KKK was created by asshurt Confederates who were sore that they lost their slaves. Imagine owning another man. It's gay as sin.

>carry knoife
>infinite money stolen

I guess Goddess Christine really was just exploring her feminine side when she interacted sexually with her mother.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Is this supposed to be a sci-fi version of slavery? What's the point of them getting an "owner" in the first place? To get "hypnotized" and pick futuristic cotton?

 

[Betonhaus]

Edit: fuck off @Fatpacks, your approval fills me with shame

 

[Spectate]

Damn, not his Nintendo 3DS Friend Code too. That's too far, bro.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Latex/gimp/drone fetishes have a non-insignificant overlap with burka fetishes from what I've studied from Tumblr porn.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

They'll find yaoi in algebra but not the muscle differences in male and female arms.

I have nothing legal to say.