random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

With mayo in the picture, I'd suckle his slighty swollen anus, nursing it like I was starving.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

You're murdering and terrorizing people! And it's NOT COOL to murder and terrorize people! So why are you doing it?

You will never be a real hacker. You have no code, you have no social engineering skills, you have no pwns. You are an incompetent retard twisted by scripts and Ritalin into a crude mockery of autism’s perfection.

She somehow manages to simultaneously look like a pooner, the pedo that diddled her and the dad who abandoned her, all at the same time.

He needs more Nazi stuff not enough games with Nazi stuff in it

@Osama Bin Laden , get in here bro!

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

is britney spears the answer to the final solution?

Can you update that battle station picture to a generic MacBook Pro (2025)? I no longer have that desktop, as the CCP took it away from me.

Thanks, I wanted to give everyone time to think about me and my twinky face.

 

[demicolon]

His life now controlled by a failed wanna be, breaking tard, Caden Peck, who was doxed by the county in his failed attempt to growing mold.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Not me. I'm autistic and I hate crowds and loud noises and faggots.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I am a victim, and I want everyone to know this. I am a proud victim of your autism.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Waaaaaah null grew up and his politics changed but I still have the same beliefs as an edgy 14 year old atheist.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

What the fuck does that mean, you Sumerian LARPing nancy?
We're on about about your unbound frothing lust for Kiwi Kock not the goddamn firmament.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That's certainly the face of someone you can trust with your genitals.

Now I’m not saying I wouldn’t bang Abby Shapiro but

Patience, my young Padawan. The day is young, and the clerks still recovering from the long weekend. There may yet be filings.

Note: being not-female did not prevent her Chinese parents from abandoning her because they didn't want a baby girl, as is tradition in China.

Is this dude really Mexican? Most hispanic guys I know would be ecstatic to see titties. Most men too, come to think of it.

Well if that ain't the pot calling the kettle a nigger.

Maybe this is a male-brained take, but wouldn't whoring yourself out to coomers and freaks be more likely to lead to losing your mind than say, shoveling fries into bags at Arby's?

I touch a gun every day to remember that I am not a European.

His gurgling gets worse and worse with each video, kind of remarkable

I hope he takes to wearing a mu mu.

Fucker wants to act like he's Cassandra when all he does is feign expertise from a fart blanket.

Fuck man, I'm getting old. I can't keep up with the twists and turns of this anymore. Maybe I should go find a quiet corner of the woods and fuck off until the end of time.

You don’t by any chance have a timestamp for that, do you? I believe you. And I gotta fucking see this.

This is extra weird to me, every Asian person I know is somewhere between normally and highly racist, sure you may need to feed em some drinks first but it eventually comes out if you dig.

Tom Cruise had better watch out. Once our boy is done with Null he's coming for you next, how dare you misrepresent these Missions as "Impossible", when they demonstrably aren't.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I'm going to laugh myself hypoxic if this thread hits 10,000 pages by the end of June because an extra hundred pages worth of cat sperging gets shat into it.

 

[gagabobo1997]

I have spent enough time beating off gayboys (no not in that way)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Both women are completely retarded and insipid but whenever they decide to bully their preferred victim the spirit of kino inhabits their body and gives them a small loan of 20 IQ.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This site needs something stronger than "Horrifying"

Mashallah, Barbara. She's getting ready to wear the hijab like Trevor ordered her to.

So, for paranoid schizophrenics like me with a flathead screwdriver and a soldering iron, would it theoretically be within the law to simply unplug it?

Trannies and communists love pro-wrestling and WW2 tanks.

What the fuck is this story about "taking a glock off a madam" why the fuck is he hanging out in a whore house?

I hope they dont kill themselves and live to see the consequences of their actions

Everyday I grow more schizophrenic and racist

I'm doing a Pig discord cringe deepdive rn, will post results when done.

Edit: Holy shit I am getting some AMAZING stuff here.
"I was born chemically addicted to cocaine"

Edit 2: Stare long into the abyss, and get shown a terrible sight of the pigger's underwear clad ass.
I'm not even halfway through this shit yet.

You too now share this absolutely worthless niche site drama lore.

Damn. Even retards have standards.

These are the same dumb broads who cry about my lifted F350 doing negative 3 miles per gallon (but ignore all kids I ran over because they are pro choice)

I find Bonnie Blue’s desperate need for clout more disgusting and disturbing than any sex act she’s performed on camera.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Please clip this shit i got hamsters to feed

 

[JustSomeDong]

You got what you wanted, you got a faggot raging, now focus on someone else.

 

[PhoBingas]

What if I'm against marrying your cousin but I'm pro fucking your cousin recreationally?

 

[obsdj]

Plaintiff meant to file a reasonable case, but never did.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even the most reddity redditor used to have the ability to call bad things bad, and fat people fat.

Tranny scat and fart fetishist upset that he's facing transphobia in the poop and fart community.

 

[Statix_Shark]

WHAT in the insane nigger hell IS that thing? You could land a fucking A380 on the space between that object's nose and eyes!

 

[JustSomeDong]

If you're wondering

Yes, I do have autism.