random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

If there's one thing I won't tolerate, it's lactose intolerance.

Look, nobody wants to eat animals just like nobody wants to be racist.

But so long as animals taste delicious and black people can't do math, that's just the way things have to be. It's nature.

You have to be extra spergy to be into mind control. Not even the women in your garbage porn want to fuck you.

not being able to handle cheese is physiological
not understanding it is a flaw of character

What are you, some kind of nancy boy faggot? Real men shit standing up

Misogyny is fine but I draw the line at being called fat.

Iirc this is the liberal signal decoder for rainbow and troon flags:

Red = AIDS awareness
Orange = anti racism / self injury awareness (?)
Yellow = god bless our troops
Green = save the rainforest
Blue = 1st prize in county fair
Purple = end Alzheimer’s now
Brown = colorectal cancer awareness
Black = MIA/POWs you are not forgotten
Pink = Susan g komen race for the cure
Light blue = men’s health / prostate ca awareness
White = shames people who avoid the draft
Yellow pennant = no passing zone
Purple circle within yellow pennant = 2 statue solution / peace in Israel and Palestine

Hope this helps!

All I ever saw of him was that picture of him with his weird nipples and judged him off of that.

Oh you're one of those linear time enjoyers.

 

[GunCar Gary]

it's called video games, not video books

 

[Meat Target]

The punishment of inflicting Diddleverse faggotry on us shall be DEATH. Inshallah. May Allah smite this skelly; Allahu Akbar.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Hey, wait a minute. I recognize that gay blowjob.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jesus fuck leave Mt. Rainier and the Space Needle out of your faggotry.

What I didn't realise before looking her up was that not only is she a pooner, but a jewish thirst trap juggalo pooner.

My medicare financed fisting doula would show up for my biweekly appointments, and she wouldn't even TRY to make her way through the Alpaca corpses and transformer boxes that litter the property. I slipped through the cracks, but my dilator never did.

 

[vomitusdeux]

STOP SHIPPING ME
I AM A REAL PERSON
IM NOT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO BE SHIPPED

Did he just take an incomplete shit in his pants in that photo?

The eyes say "I'm squeezing one out" but the facial expression says "It's stuck and I can't shit it out"

Sweaty is jacking it, to the right, impotent rage, confusion, then eating disorder. Followed by indignation, clearly faking it, stupid, then skin picking. The eight horseman of Pooning

inb4 circumcised penis inspection day

I came here to laugh at people of calories pressure-washing their chicken not read some autist's diatribe on potato skins.

That Pooner's "beard" just looks like any other Zoomer with PCOS.

I never really got the appeal of porn. Unless if its being filmed in space that would be something to see but never seemed that interesting.

lite powerscaling but ive been called a school shooter 4 (which is 2 times too much)

This fucking cunt of a thing just called me an inauthentic depressive autist who likes punishment.

i'm not kidding when i say i want blacks so mindbroken about cheese that within the year we'll be seeing articles that read something like "i'm black and i like cheese, here's why i feel unsafe in the cheese liking community" or "how cheese became a hateful white supremacist symbol"

True. If any Mexican's going to commit a homophia, it'd be the angry old Catholic hitman priest.

Send the retarded girl that can't care for herself into Brazil, what could go wrong?

Don't forget the chemical warfare from the omnipresent smell of amholes and tuna-pooners.

Maybe don't use the bathroom at the Center for Genital Allopecia?

(im the monkey and the discord trolls r the lion)

Would Muslim mouths be okay?

That awful feeling I get when I, a heckin' valid autistic transfemme genderqueer person-of-color with alopecia and vitiligo, go online to masturbate to cartoon animals for the 6th time today only to realize the cartoon animal porn database I use has omitted me from their Pride month emblem.

"So you find this corpse sexually attractive? Fascinating choice, this suggests you have an innate desire to feel closeness..."

Artificial bait for your artificial tackle.

A few more games of pin the nipple on the pooner pin the tail on the donkey at the office Christmas party are needed …

"why is she purple?"
Binder too tight

The diaper tells me everything I need to know about this person and why they should be banned from being anywhere near children.

I am sorry to report she is naked again.

I will watch the new harry potter series if there is wizard vaping.

Are you sure this thing is female

the system unbanned me, i don’t care about it anyway since im not a piss brained chronically online fucktard like you

wtf did i do to deserve to be called a "piss brained chronically online fucktard" i just asked a question

I think that a major reason that white girls date black guys is that they went to public school

I don't like xher but nobody is fucking forcing you to post on the shiwi about gooning to women who are so obese they can't move

I will be honest, I didn't think KiwiFarms would be pimping me out to a mentally ill faggot when I woke up this morning.

Oh some idiot got his fee-fees hurt by a statement of fact. Your tears are yummy. Your sorry ass can't even explain why old media is immune from the woke label, can you?

(this is over a fucking sticker.)

This makes me wonder if the Hazbin AIDS have reached Serbia or not.

Since I missed all of the ifv details. Whose womb will Guillaume be renting with whose ovum?

 

[Metamorpho]

YOU PUT UR PENIS INSIDE OF HER IN MEXOCO

 

[demicolon]

You best start believing in retarded stories... you're in one.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is Phil Collins of #Genesis into ceremonial magic(k)?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

lies are realizing the truth has started sleeping with its pants on

 

[Slideshow Bill]

The world's most expensive act of tard rage.

You're right jew flag! I should hate women for this!

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

 

[Aunt Carol]

We'll always have retards.

My mom loved that movie (she loved Tom Hanks films in general), so I want to apologize in advance if her ghost haunts you tonight.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

if by "results" you mean AI generated dragon fart porn, then sure.

Then he becomes all powerful and time travels back to the beginning of the story, gets raped a little more, then rapes or murder-rapes everyone in revenge (except the giant nigger who he is rightly afraid of because he’s immortal and has rape tentacles for some reason).

 

[CaddestSlown]

The year is 2165, the last remaining Holocaust survivor (age 40) warns Americans about the rising tide of white fascism that's making Jews feel unsafe.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Lets play ethno guesser, you cant check and you cant say american.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I want james mason to run this bussy has to be one of the most random bizarre things i've ever read on this site, let alone that i've heard come out of the mouth of a pooner

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He's just a tsundere.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

gotta ban the loli vtubers

i know it's tough nippon but sometimes you gotta just take your medicine

LowTierGod is definitely Top 10 Niggers of all time.